Hey bros, sorry for the "cringe" question, but I don't really know who else to ask because all my friends are idiots.
TLDR: I have tried for three weeks to grow my first "beard", and I don't know why I can't do it..people say genetics play a huge role, but my entire dad's side of the family can grow a beard and most of them are in their early 20s. I'm 19, which I get is young, but why is my beard so bad and patchy?
Thanks for the help.
Shave and be patient. Mine started patchy as fuck too, it fills in with time. Took me a couple of years, though.
>my beard so bad and patchy?
If you want a full, healthy beard you have to fertilize it.
Pack your cheeks with chicken shit for a week, you'll be amazed at the results.
It's literally just time. Unless you order beard growth formula like a complete autist you just have to wait.
>why can't I grow a full man beard in three weeks
Fucking kids these days, always wanting everything immediately.
> if u cant grow mustache or Anema
>nakedmolerat.jpeg
If it grows in patchy like it is now, is it even worth growing out?
Yeah I don't believe that shave for faster growth or like the beard supplements stuff don't worry lol.
Lol
chicken shit wont work op. dont listen to this retard. if you want real beard growing results, all you need to do is gargle and rinse with a tablespoon of period blood daily.
Noooo, I don't expect a full beard lol, I just want to not have a super patchy beard, sorry for not clarifying, my mistake.
this works. not even kidding.
Cause you is weak faghott
Patchy beards simply look bad, save yourself the trouble and shave. It will grow fuller with time, you'll notice the difference.
mine was patchy too...
like many said in this thread, I know it sucks, but time will take care of it. No need to shave more often, nigger.
Because facial hair is a vestigial biological function from when humans were too stupid to cover their faces with something else's fur.
Beards are for neanderthals.
Join the military. You'll have to shave daily. Get out after 4 years, go to college for engineering, fuck college bitches... you'll also have a beard once you get out.
This is bullshit, period blood contains estrogen and other hormones that inhibit hair growth. Same process but with semen would give you the result you're after though
Just shave every day for a month and gg ez beardyboy
Do not shave it. Trimm it so you do not put stress on the hair strain.
Clean face here. Best I could grow is a chin/upper lip hair. I buzz it all the time with a electric clipper high end....
Who gives a fuck? My facial hair has never represented my dominance. Be alpha homie facial hair doesn't mean shit.
It's literally just genetics. You're fucked m8. You could try to speed things along by increasing testosterone but you could also see hair loss elsewhere as a result. Gotta wait.
I'm 23 and can only grow a very thin douchebag Justin Bieber-ish mustache and chin hair. Pic what I'm referring to. That's it. All I can grow. OP, give it time and chill.
youtube "minoxidil the beard solution"
thank me later
>If it grows in patchy like it is now, is it even worth growing out?
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Patchy beards look like absolute shit.
Go clean shaven until you can grow a beard that doesn't look like somebody glued pube shavings to your face.
Grow ballz
Dear op, stop being a little bitch. Stop giving a fuck and just stop fuckin with your beard for good. It won't show shit till months if not a year. Don't be a fussy little girl about it. Real men just grow it. Don't dare question me, I can braid my facial hair
Also you're too young to grow a solid beard be happy with the shit scruff you have now. At 21 it will be a bit Fuller. I'm 25 now and haven't shaved in two years and it's braid able. I can do jack sparrow style beard split
yup its genetic
I dont dont even bother trying anymore, I just let it get to a sweet spot where it looks kind of manly but after that its obvious that its just patchy and thin
You can't. End of story. Give it a year or two and the whole faggit hipster beard style will be out and clean shaven will be back.
Be patient, there are slow growth and fast growth hairs. It can take 3 or more months for the slow growth to fill in. Depends on genetics. There are some good beard forums that answer this in detail. Google it
Keep stubble, beard doesn't work for you
Yeah true, but you gotta make sure that it comes from 100% premium grade-A Bull Balls, otherwise you're not getting the full amount of protein and testosterone you need.
wait until you're 25
OP is a dumb cunt faggot!
Age plays a big part as well. 19 often isn't at a point of development where your body can successfully grow a beard.
Here's my advice: shave it off. Keep shaving. Once per year, participate in No Shave November or Novembeard and try and grow it out. Eventually you may, if your genetics let you.
When I was 19, I could only grow a pussy goatee and nothing around the corners of my mouth. Now I'm in my 30s and my beard is full and lush.
But the most important thing is this: if you can't, don't.
No that’s how it works.
Clean shave every day until it starts to grow in more. Might take a few years might be less. Shave that shit though, looks awful
Pretty much this. If you have a nice beard you will know if people compliment it or girls want to touch it.
Try testosterone supplements.
You can get them at GNC.
this user has it right. keep the goatee if it looks good on your face, if not, shave the whole thing and wait until you're a bit older
Fuck dude, I wasn't able to grow one until about 4-5 years in the military constantly shaving. While mine is still a bit patchy, it definitely grows in a lot thicker now than what it did when I was your age.
As others have said, just keep shaving it.
That shit was the main reason aside from the itchiness I shaved mine off. Too many drunk ppl kept wanting to touch it at bars or hps
Took me until about 30 before I was able to have a proper beard. I literally could only grow a neck beard until all of a sudden I got hair growing on my cheeks.
Still can't grow a full Viking beard, but at least it's something else than a neckbeard.
PS. Father has glorious facial hair.
Time OP. Honestly, I tried with no success to grow a nice beard when I was 18-20. It basically looked like a balding 47 year old man’s head where the guy knew he was losing it but still tried to cling on to some hope. Started working out heavily and waited a few years and now it’s actually become a nuisance because I have to shave everyday for my work and it grows back at an alarming rate
That's pretty high cheek growth. Give it a few more years to fill in and it should be bitchin
Your "beard" got scared and decided it would better to cover your eyeballs instead face.
>Stop watching furry porn, it will make your eyeballs hairy.
You get paid to give blowjobs?
shave clean your cheeks and your neck, get an electric trimmer get a guard for it and keep your sideburns chinstrap and chin trimmed down.
Just don't let them touch it and quit sounding like a poser