/mlb/ general

STL:Matheny says early reports good on Piscotty
SD:Carter Capps (elbow) works simulated inning
ARZ:Barrett (shoulder) to throw live BP on Wed.
SEA:Dipoto expects Felix (groin) to go Saturday
LA:Franklin Gutierrez at cleanup for LAD on Tue.
DET:Verlander fans 10 in Tigers' Opening Day win
CLE:Corey Kluber (blister) expected to start Sun.
DET:Justin Upton day-to-day with knee contusion
MLW:Counsell: Guerra (calf) out at least 6 weeks
STL:Lynn open to extension talks with Cardinals
MLW:Thames out of Brewers' lineup on Tuesday
TB:Souza hitting leadoff for Rays on Tuesday

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KCR: Heh

Will the White Sox win the Comedy Central?

jints

Daily fucken reminder irvine scum

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>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
>Start the season 0-2

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

WINDIANS

Mariners!
a win would be nice

T R O S
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2-0 BABY!!!

Jumbo Schrimpf is best Padre

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>you may only reply to this post if you're 0-2

Not so fast teams that didn't play today

>tfw undefeated

Don't pretend like opening day isn't also about having some great food. I had to wait until Tuesday for my 2nd opening day.

but
>pic related for my opening day feasts.

-italian combo for cards/cubs
-fantastic calzone with crappy breadsticks for sox/tigers

The Brewers would actually be 2-0 if they played in the Comedy Central.

>rags

>I want to go to a winning team

ROTY

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Hindsight is 20/20 bitch. I'm glad you left my team.

>hitting dingers off Who's pitching
>commendable

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>Cardinals only run was at the expense of Piscotty's elbow joints and his skull
I don't care if the tards scored, that whole series of events was comedy gold.

You fucked it up.

post your ace and how much he benches
>big dick vince
>400 flat

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those are some really sad looking fries
sandwich isnt much better

id make love to that calzone though

At least y'all played a decent game and didn't embarrass yourselves. Can't wait for tomorrow night.

wanna fuck?

so this is the great Kent Maeda pissboi has been raving about

They'll be free wins for sure. Fuck the Mariners.

i hope the Mariners fuck your night up
just fuck it all up

Not pissboi but Maeda always starts slow.

>6 hits in 5 innings

that's good though. how about you get better fucking outfielders.

Whatever, its just one game vs a decent team

that depends, r u a grill?

>giving up 3 runs against the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league

how is that bad?

Kek he looks like Jon Heder

who /undefeated/ here

> the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league

You called?

Prepare for a beat-down next week. Won't be pretty

I'm undefeated at life. Can you say the same?

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>the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league

depends
what are your thoughts on feminine penises?

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For real though. The Padres will be the dark horse choice for NL West Champion. I'm not kidding based on my calculations they are projected to win 90 games this season.

Fuck that smug lil AAA cunt and his clutch hitting

>mfw we needed another starter pitcher for either depth or to complete the lineup
>mfw he got fucking cancer

atleast he wasn't an ace like the marlins

well, I am from a degenerate liberal city.

Jose Fernandez deserved what he got. That's why you don't do drugs.

I hope you're prediction is true friendo. I predict at best they will finish 82-80, at worst 66-96

You're definitely being misled by the look of the sammich. I should have done a better pic presentation lol. The owner of the sammich shoppe is fronm chicago and takes a lot of pride in his beef/sausage. The beef is slow cooked/marinated for at least a full day before it is served and usually only a finite amount is available per day before of the effort he puts into cooking it.

You don't need teeth to eat this sammich, especially if you order it "dipped" like i do. The beef and sausage also melts in your mouth it's so tender. I don't put anything but some mozerella cheese on mine. adding toppings takes away from the purity of the flavor of the meat itself.

*strikes you out judiciously*

>sucb win
>rags rags
which side of Tik'Lester will we see tonight?

who fucking cares

please stop saying sammich

>reviewbrah is a baseball fan
who knew

>Arm grows legs and walks away

*tells the nurse to make sure operating room 2 is ready to go*

This is the Red Sox's year!

Whatever, the Cowboys are good. Boreball is stupid.

twitter.com/BellyUpBetting/status/849439870091235330

*strikes you out*

Reminder if you have T-Mobile and haven't already, you've got until 5AM ET to get your free year of MLB TV.

samefag

They won't be good because you drafted a meme QB.

Who is this cute girl?

what?

*dominates your stupid fucking lineup*

*argues with manager*

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>one week later
>finished games are STILL going to queue

This might be the worst release of a game ever.

all me

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*Explodes like the Death Star after throwing a pitch*

>handegg casuals leaving

based silver linings

*joins the fray*

You didn't play SF5 at launch

The levels of irony, falseflagging, and memery in this post are the highest we've seen in quite a while

last 3 digits is fag harvey's ERA for the 2017 MLB season

4.69 He could cut it in the Arcade League with those numbers.

last digit is how many wins the phillies get this year

last digit is how many rings mets win this decade

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5
you get 5 wins

last digit is how many mest pitchers are on the DL by all-star break

last digit is how many posters are posting itt

mariners win a ring if this post ends in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 or 9

>doyers

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Fuck you we lost to the better team for a change.

If singles the rangers will win a world series this decade

Last digit confirms the number of championships the Dodgers win this decade

if last digit is a number you all fuck off

>rags

Your reminder that losing to the Padres is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodgers fans.

*strikes out your pain med and subscribes a stronger dosage*