Go to bed

>go to bed
>see this
>what do?

is that tape or a tatoo on their nipple

no clue

id put my peepee in that traps butthole if you know what i mean

Genuflect

definitley 360 and run

light spooning while holding hands.

Run as fast and far as possible.

>360

360? You're fagger than op

Trespassers will be shot on sight.

Lock it in the laundry and figure out what to do with it in the morning. Maybe there's a pound for stray faggots or something.

leave newfags

Start making the eggs

what the fuck, how did you get in my apartment?

I'd say move the fuck over faggot trying to sleep

>ITT newfags pretending to be oldfags pretending to be newfags tolling oldfags pretending to be newfags pretending to be oldfags pretending to be newfags
At least Sup Forums never changes

Definitely tape

I'd ask what the fuck a random woman is doing, naked in my bed. If I had a girlfriend I'd be even more what-the-fucked out.

These threads are borderline RP. And some shIt fucking RP at that. Like the "Muh OC is a angel an he fougt god and won bc he is soch a strong angle" tier of wish fullfilment RP.

That's a guy

Beat it to death for breaking into my house and laying naked on my bed

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>woman

...

>You want sum fuk?
If not, kick him out.

Realistically I'd ask what the hell he's doing in my house, who the hell he is, and why the hell he's naked; on my bed of all places.

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Put my twink back in its cage, after making it suck my Cummins for getting out

I'd head for the couch

Beat him up

>being this new

get lost

Probably not a whole hell of a lot because I'm lonely and if they wanted my company so much that they broke into my house for it, I'd be willing to offer it.

“Daddy’s ready for you, spread that boy pussy like the good slut that you are”

thats really focking gay m8

only the one being fucked is gay

newfags

put myself next to it. hug it. put my dick in its asshole, be happy

>this

go to sleep at the bathroom

I never said I was straight

Wonder how the the hell he got in my room.
Fuck anyway 'cause perpertually horny, unless I'm too tired then spoon.

Get my dick out for a good time

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Rape violently, then commit a brutal hate crime because i hate fags.

dress in sexy stockings and lingerie
destroy asshole

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Drag that trap out of my bedroom. "GTFO ladyboy"

You'd have to walk backwards then.

(OP)

I'd fuck that, not even going to lie.

He's illegally on my property and I own a shotgun.

>pick bits of sissy brain out of my mattress for weeks

Piss in its mouth and knock it up.

jesus, how many faggets are there in here?

You're a faggot satan

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Call the police and tell them there's an androgynous faggot intruder in my house.

Go to the garage to get my car battery.

I stand my ground and use my god given right and pull out my fucking .45 and blow that home intruder and possible rapist away.

Grab my ar-15 with the chainsaw bayonet

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tie him up so he can't leave then do what ever i want every day with him.

tell him to put some clothes on

This

Probably stab him with a knife multiple times until he died and then dispose of the body.

cuddle tenderly

Take a picture and save it in my boy butt folder so I can show my Sup Forumsros later

Tell him Sugar Daddy brought him home a new vidya game.

its a bruise

Cuddly & Take Care of/10

Fuck him in the ass violently, then whip him furiosly for a few hours, so that thing don't want to be gay faggot anymore.