ITT: poorly described vidya
>steam punk
>use both analog sticks to move
>all the main characters are named after spices
And another,
>it's your birthday
>talk to animals
>throw your sword
>sonic cameo for no reason
And #3
>platforming
>pigs
>really old men
other thread died or something before anyone got this one
>anti abortion mascot is a dick
>jumping
>go to hell
Saints row?
nope
2nd is animal crossing?
Let's try this again
>furry with a sword
>Holocaust 2: Holocaust Harder
>cutscenes are anime
>wife gets killed
>kid gets kidnapped
>Oi!
Darksiders?
Dante's Inferno?
>Don't go crazy.
>Don't go crazy.
I'm sure this was in the other thread somewhere, and I want to start out easy, so:
>Furries in space.
Sparkster
Asura's Wrath?
Not even close
Eternal Darkness
Stairfax.
no. hint:
>have no skin
Eternal Darkness?
Nope.
>autism
>aliens
>trains
Nope
nope
eye divine cybermancy
Korekt.
>Under ground
>Be evil
>Get crystal to win
>Collect powers
>Transform
>New breath attack
>Headbutt everything
>Multiple endings
that one game where you have to build dungeons to defeat the heroes
Starfox
Amnesia
Fallout 4
Shiness the lightning kingdom
Really? I'm going with any Dark Souls that has the dragon stone.
No.
A hint.
>Goddamnit!
Spryro.
Not amnesia.
Negative. Older.
I change my answer to Spyro.
not fallout 4. older.
>there's range rovers and nissans and shit.
I said Eternal Darkness! Notice me Senpai!
>big robot chefs
>space dinosaur invasion
>pretty good flying bricks
Let me try again. This is God Mode.
>Hell
>Beat people to death
>There's a midget
Twin Peaks - The Game.
it was super meat boy.
>start in prison
>monsters
thrill kill
since noone got this
>gather crystals to stop warlords
Nope. Think more violent.
No here's another hint
>Volcano fight with furry Hitler
HELL: A Cyberpunk Thriller
bastion?
Starfox 64
It's not eternal darkness.
If no one gets it in a few more posts I'll just say it.
No
Yeah! Good job pal
Chekd
Nope. This guy got it:
God of War (X)?
>Go down on ball
>Shoot doggos
>Leave
>Go to another ball
>Ohshitspiders.png
>Leave
>Shoot pirate
>be pirate
>Is there anybody out there?
>nobody home
>explore floating rocks
>collect different coloured rocks to pass time
>admire your collection of rocks
>contemplate life
>Dead in another world
>Change history
>Switch bodies twice
>Play the music in the right order
>be a ball with a face
>get bigger
>break down into smaller balls.
>trigger buttons.
>Be poor
>Meet blonde hottie in a pool
>Get into business
Drakkengard?
no man's sky
Uh. Katamari Damaci?
No man's sky
agar.io
I got one
>world gets nuked
>you get frozen
>son stolen
>have to endure the radioactive Fallout 4 to save your son
What game is this?
Since no one guessed it, it's Dust: an Elysian Tail
>loki op pls nerf
Chrono Cross
Super Mario Galaxy
Nope!
Yep!
nope nope.
SMITE?
Stfu. This shit is fun and nostalgic, asshole. Shitposting elsewhere.
>mfw nobody can guess my games
Nope.
>Welcome
>Murdered pet
>Seek revenge
>Kill other pets
>Make the perfect pet
>Get revenge
>shoot
>miss
>fucking dog
You got it my man. Was thinking "guardians op pls nerf" or "thorns op pls nerf" too.
>crash land on strange planet
>immediately grow potatoes
Fuuuuck. Chrono Cross is one of my favorite games. Goddamnit.
Since no one got mine, up here One last hint. >Gotta climb a fucking tower.
>bitch gets high alot
>bitch gets shot
>decisions are stupid
Cuck Hunt.
locoroco
Pokemon?
If any of you get this, I'll shit myself.
>Shitty 5 FPS Doom.
>Be tank, kind of, with face.
>Shoot balls at other tank faces.
>Fuck, why is everything so hard to see?
This game was lame as fuck and how I came to own it, I'll never know.
Life Is Strange?
nice.
da cunt
The dig?
>Gotta climb a fucking tower.
A clock tower?
>girls get raped
>didn't get a sequel
faceball 2000. commence shitting.
>Multiple Races
>Multiple Classes
>Game changes to how you play
>Rival grows with you
>There can only be one
>SNES
Any game by illusion?
Nope.
I'll go for one more guess then reveal it.
Nope.
Kek. Yes
bingo
kek, i was thinking the same thing
>Have a Nice Day
Oi cunt, I said Cuck Hunt first.
...
no idea who released this game
Deadly Tower