G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
please tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

i want to know how lost ends

Because my mother killed herself last night.

Probably just going to go to sleep. I drank 4 coffees in the last couple of hours, and i am just exhausted.

They were in purgatory all along, user.

that Dr. dude becomes guardian of the island

There's no reason to live and no reason to kill myself. I just go on.

No. He dies with WALT's dog.

Hold it carefully, or it will come off,

NOW SUCK IT GOYIM BITCH!

Eh, I really do love life.

If it wasn't for the fact that the exam I worked my ass off was a complete failure because I neglected to read ONE SINGLE PAGE it would've been just dandy. Still not enough of a bother to end it, though.

damn I remembered it wrong, will watch it all again over xmas

Apparently to suck dick.

>Eh,
You Canadian or something bruh? You one of them fuckin Canuckleheads?
> "Huh huh?"
>"Eh eh?"
>"En francais sil vous plait?"
>"Oui oui oui monsieur?"

Fuck out of here, moosefucker.

Because my daddy's gonna creampie me after he gets back from his business trip, and I can't be a good little cumdump if I'm dead

No you won't, and we both know it.

Welbutrin

Cringe thread

Reported to FBI.

I'm 20, just a degenerate

League of Legends got a big update recently. No way I am going to miss this!

I know. I reported you for moral degeneracy. Hoover's boys will deal with you now.

i dunno OP. i know i should

I think you better show us where you take all that cum.

Post your pussy you little slut.

Look out, we got an aggressive alpha male over here.

Lol

Going to find someone way hotter than my ex wife to be with just to piss her off. Might even go find me an Asian girl that is a fiend for the BBC.

gimme da pussy boss

great show, terrible ending.
sorry to hear that.
have a good rest.
confusing as fuck.
apparent.
great.
cool.
no u shouldn'tcool.

Great, so she can cheat on your ass and cuck you with a black guy. Awesome.

Smart thinking there, chief.

I'm a boy :^)

Because I have two "lesbian" friends, each of which I think I might be able to fuck... Or maybe my wife might start fucking me again lol
Also, I slept well last night, which is the I feel less worthless than I did yesterday.

EW EW EW FUCK THAT I'M NOT GAY, BRO. I MEAN LIKE NOTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE IM PROGRESSIVE AND ALL BUT IM NOT GAY MYSELF MAN NO HOMO

BLECH

Wow those are some ugly dicks.

give the boigina then

ya show me da pussi b0$$

shes dead

behind the shed.

It's not gay if you say no homo first
Here you go :3

You have cute balls. Would suck. :P

Only if I get to suck yours as well

nice smooth balls, post frontal

I haven't killed myself today because I have realized that a cup of coffee is worthy of living

Yeah I feel a bit like that too before I have breakfast

thats gay

Um, I'm black bro.

No, that's arousing

I've told you before fuck off and kill yourself. Get a life you worthless NEET

I have not come this far, to have only come this far.

my birthday is monday, so i will be killing myself today or tomorrow or saturday or sunday.

No. I don't believe you are. I do however think you're a kike promoting interracial sexual cuckold relations on the internet. :-)

Going to the red light district tonight. See what's new on the town