Hey Sup Forums, I am in need of a personal army request.
I got a sandnigger living here with me. He's on an education visa. He is not on the lease but signed a paper to "okay" him here. He won't pay bills, yells at my dog, insults my family, pisses on the bathroom floor, and won't clean his shit up.
The management company can't / won't evict him and I can't move.
How do I get him out?
Nicholas Cruz
NYPA! grow a pair of balls and confront him
Julian Jones
Throw his shit out the door and lock it. Tear up that piece of paper and act like you've never seen him.
Carter Gonzalez
Kill him
Carter Brown
fuck the management company, > file a police complaint and no matter what anyone says, only stop when the matter is resolved. > sandniggers like your roommate , these motherfuckers need to be murdered with a crowbar by hitting in only one spot > fuck your company if they go against you , don't even listen to your family take the case to police and give them every details.
Benjamin Morales
You could file a lawsuit against him
Adrian Thomas
Eat pork slowly while making eye contact with him. Complaints will ensue from him, they'll be forced to move you.
Also enjoy heart disease.
Grayson Young
When he leaves the house wrap bacon around all the doorknobs.
Dylan Reed
Have a lawyer write a letter to the management company. Do not dirty your claws. Have it handled professionally.
Henry Bennett
Op here. I fucking kek'd hard. Might just so that
Hudson James
Good idea. I'll ask around on those spiffy attorney sites and see who bites
Jose Sullivan
change the locks when he's out, then pack up all his stuff and leave it outside for him to collect.
Nolan Cook
Bacon... lots and lots of bacon.
Jaxon Walker
Punch yourself in the face and blame him. The cops will arrest him and he won't stay after that.
Julian Hernandez
You can't bully someone of Arab descent out of your flat? Are you fucking retarded?
Isaiah King
"yells at my dog" ... FUCKING KILL THIS NIGGER
Angel Morales
Cut off the electricity to everything eexcept the fridge and your room. No law says you can't do that.
Nolan Peterson
When he is gone, decide it is time to take the door off his bedroom. Store it at your moms untill further notice.
Kayden Mitchell
Invite some tranys over, have them do the windmill outside his bedrrom. This might however entice him to stay longer
Kayden Robinson
You can't. you are trying to get rid of an minority and that makes you a racist. Its not him, its you that is the problem.
Levi Hernandez
Might entice me to stay longer ;)
Connor Jackson
Lol how do you know I'm not a minority?
>Rents apartment >Cares about dog and family >Can internet
Well, I'm not black at least
Nathan Powell
minorities can also be racist.
Luke Adams
I counted to ten three times
Kevin Cox
Why is he there and why can't you just kick him out? Where do you live? Hell?
Colton Rogers
Probably lives in Sweden
Jordan Sullivan
good job you managed to prove how much of a newfag you are
David Taylor
Trick him into raping someone. "hey, porchmonkey, did you know when a girl dresses like that it means she really wants the d"