Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off okcupid
>he's super cute
>invited for a date at the park
>sure why not
>sit on bench while we watch his kid play on the monkeybars
>fingers my asshole from behind
>his kid thinks i'm his new mom

You know what you have to do

Tits... or... gtfo....

Ahmen
Tits it GTFO

who fingered your anus...the kid or his dad?

Lol wtf congratulations user.

What happened to the other mom

That's what you get for being such a slut. Tits or get the fuck out you nasty skank

Damn! I was kind of thinking the same thing. I'm hoping both

TITS OR GTFO

Dead from anal fingering

...

the dad did

Is sharpie in the butthole a real thing or it's just a meme. Because if femanon can be fingered in the ass it wouldn't be a problem for her

Unfortunate. I think I've read a few of your posts before and I always chuckle. Games of chance dont seem to be your thing.

...

my fortune cookie yesterday said i'd find love soon...

Did it feel good tho?

>fingering someone's ass on the first date while you're at the park with a child
>allowing you to have your asshole fingered on a first date while you're at the park with a child

Don't act like you never allowed yourself to be fingered in the ass in front of children

Was this before or after you fucked the guy at McDonald's for a free meal?

Well at least you did blow him in the theater like you did that guy yesterday.

after

Well what about a second date?