So this is how my life has gone over the past few years

So this is how my life has gone over the past few years

>be me
>13 y/o britfag still in secondary school
>one day be reminiscing about childhood and goodtims
>think back to 2008-2009 when i used to play roblox a lot
>reminds me of warm summer days spent with my friends (not too warm. it's britain)
>not really doing anything at the moment. why not take a look how the website has changed?
>log on
>play a few games, though i didn't really want to admit it, the games had kind of improved from back then, where all games were basically the same
>"build a raft to escape the evil wizard"
>"build a raft to escape the spongebob"
>"build a raft to escape goku"

you get the idea

>was super into game of thrones at the time, and remember that roblox has groups.
>decide to check if there was any game of thrones groups
>turns out there are. And there was a nights watch one
>join, even though i will probably never even join them on anything ever.

>log in the next day
>ohshit.jpeg
>a fucking training
>immediately join
>a load of people stood in a line shoulder to shoulder clearly in front of some high ranking people
>"fall in, user"
>i do so
>start telling us to do "faces"
>with my limited knowledge of military terms, i actually knew what to do suprisingly
>do this for a while
>eventually move onto sword fighting
>in a tourney setting
>fail miserably against these big bois who obviously play this much more than i have
>get landed as a "steward"

by the way, ranks go by, steward and rangers, basically if you could fight good then you were ranger everyone else was stewards

>by total fucking coincidence i am now i actually playing roblox unironically in a group
>mfw

Back when I was 10 I was super into Roblox. Started playing in in 2008 and around 2014 I started doing mm deals for items. I don't know how the market is now but the amount of shit I would mm for with values over 500 dollars was crazy.

>keep playing at the night's watch place for quite a while
>promoted to the next rank of stewards
>made a few friends, though i dont really talk to them much
>eventually figure out that i only broke the tip of the iceberg so to speak
>turns out there are actually houses, and a kingslanding, and wars, and politics
>what the fuck have i found
>decide it's time to leave the night's watch
>though i already swore vows to not leave, which would get me expelled from the genre at this place

a genre is like the main group for the collective group of houses and regions, there were a few big ones

>do it anyway
>get away with it
>winning.png
>visit a house forrester, from the telltale game
>the people here seem happy, they can interact with their leaders beyond "yes sir" and "no sir"
>i decide to join the house that same day
>it turns out today is the day of the wedding of the house's heir
>what the fuck
>weddings in roblox
>ok i'll go with it
>assigned to guard the wedding
>everything goes fine
>spend about 2-3 months with these people
>they train me to fight
>they bring me to kings landing
>teach me the etiquette
>how to behave
>formations
>this is my training montage
>i am now rocky balboa

with my training concluded and the owner of the house giving it to the heir, i decide it's time to move on, with the new and improved

>spend about 3 months bouncing around different houses
>now with no house, no food, and no money, i decide to take a seat at the brothel while cleaning my room

Yes, there were brothels in roblox game of thrones. dont ask.

>when all of a sudden, man walks in
>talk to him for at least an hour
>cool fuckin dude
>decide to join the house that he is in
>he is a martell
>i meet the ruler of the house
>is grill
>pretty chill grill
>me and brothel dude add each other on skype
>turns out he's some 16 y/o Australian dude with some viking style hair cut
>my fucking idol
will write more.

for real, there's some hardcore dealers on there

>spent at least a month at martell now
>familiar with all my comrades and leaders
>2nd in command of the house is hosting tryouts for high ranking positions
>gasp.gif
>i must attend
>do so
>for my focus on fighting, formations, and tactics promoted to general
>they actually think i know what i'm doing
>audibly keking
>basically a glorified trainer
>i train these same 5 guys who always turn up every day
>this goes on for probably 2 months at least
>these 5 men (probably 12 year olds but still) become the fiercest fighting force westeros ever saw
>i have now alleviated this house to god status

(though the numbers were still on the small status)

>for my accomplishments ask grill lord to promote me to family member
>"no user, i prefer you as a general"
>mfw

>keep asking for weeks on end
>rejected every time

>eventually a big war comes up
>it's for the crown
>ohshit.jpeg
>stories of my 5 good men are now known far and wide
>grill lord approaches me
>"user, i need you to prepare a war strategy for our army"
>see opportunity to be promoted to family
>"Of course!"
>strategy made
>war day is here
>fucking hype
>but about an hour before the war begins we call a training for the entire army
>jesusfuckingchrist
>50 children are all lined up shoulder to shoulder in our castle
>i am currently training 50 children before they head into war

more coming soon

bish type faster.

>the following battle is bloody, and violent
>my strategy was bold
>i had all houses elect their two best fighters
>all these 2 best fighters were put into the vanguard and sent forth in a line to attack first
>allowing the main portion of the army to follow
>it works great
>these great fighters fend off their army allowing for our main boys to flank and surround them
>the war finishes up 3-2
>we win
>the crown is ours!

though not technically "ours" since we were just helping some other house, i think lannister?

>when all is done a feast is hosted at the castle for the victors, the nobles wine and dine on the top floor while the low ranks have to guard us
>i almost feel their pain
>i was once in their position
>guarding that wedding all those months ago
>maybe they have stories like me that they want to tell
>anyway back to the story
>the feast ends and all the lords return home
>i meet grill lord
>take a big gulp
>sit down with her
>"My lady..."
>"With this great victory won, and having trained our whole army, formed the strategy, even coordinated everyone during the war...May you promote me to family?..."

>"No user."

>fucking
>pissed
>leave on the spot and strike out
>even convince Australian boy to quit with me
>at this point history almost repeats itself, me and Australian join a few houses improving upon them and helping them to be disrespected by the owners.
>so we decide to make our own house

Though the funny thing about groups on roblox is you have to pay the subscription to make them, which neither of us did. so our next step to make a house was finding someone, a region ruler who thought we were good enough to make a good vassal and make the house for us to rule.

>finally meet a velaryon ruler.
>he's very strong about 15 active members (quite a lot for a single house)
>we're quite intimidated but use our experience in positions of power as leverage
>australian boi does most of the talking since he's clearly much better at it than me
>after a 15 minute meeting mostly of just us gloating all our previous victories (the war included) our house is secured
>australian boi clearly has more experience as a family member though (fuck you grill lord) and so he takes up the rank of lord, and i am the heir
>the following weeks were mostly recruiting. We gathered our family, council. and high ranking millitary, from the people that we'd previously met.
>and then the main chunk of recruiting began. the peasents and low ranks.
>we tried everything, talking to newfags at kings landing, going to group recruiting plaza, recruiting members friends, and within a month full of nothing but recruitment we'd grown to 100 members. Not all of them active, but it didn't matter. We were an official house in the genre, and had a strong count.

>we go through the usual process. our builder friend built us a place, i trained up all our newfags and members who weren't great at fighting
>in this group of newfags was another grill
>we'll call her coolgrill

I'm not good with names

>she had this other dude she walked around with her who was truly loyal to her more than anyone
>she called him fish
>i really dont mind i can appreciate the meme
>fish is a fucking amazing fighter
>fucking destroys me
>mfw i, the raiser of the five men, destroyer of armies, lord of the children get fucking demolished by a newfag called fish

moar on the way

>me and australian boi have moulded this house into a westerosi power house
>we can easily muster at least 20 people on a whim to kings landing

by the way, no one likes kings landing

>other houses start to want to make alliances
>we start to realise our power
>20 people on our own, that's more than most region rulers.
>hmm.png
>australian boi has to leave for a week on holiday
>as heir i am regent
>i now take over for a week doing whatever i want
>take a look at the different lord paramounts
>weakest is baratheon, about 5-10 active people if that
>though we do have one homie in there
>ohwell.jpeg
>wage war
>we raise 20 ish, velaryon joins our side, made it 35 ish, about 10 more from their vassals
>we hugely outnumber them
>fucking kek on them
>easy win
>at the end baratheon start complaining about hacks
>they are branded by everyone in the genre as salty stags
>mfw

i spent a week chilling out as lord paramount, people actually fuckin respect me, wow.

>australian boi comes back from his week long holiday
>he's a fucking paramount now
>he loves me
>but with this taste of power, we both decide that we want more

This is some good shit. Loving it op

>we have ascended from two dudes to lord paramount and possibly the strongest house in the genre
>look at me now nights watch
>but the next stop from here is the crown
>scary shit
>if we lose a war against the crown we will be sent all the way back down to house, possibly executed, or even sent back to the nights watch
>fuckthatshit.png
>this war needs some serious preparation
>but how do you actually prepare a war against the strongest house in the genre, and potentially the entire kingdom

>shadow of war instincts kick in
>"OF COURSE!"
>"How could i have been so blind?"
>"I need to recruit all the war chiefs!"

>the only way to secure victory is if all the paramounts support me
>a plan is formed
>australian boi will use his charms and wits to secure the support of as many paramounts as possible
>meanwhile, i will be mainly focusing on training up our armies to be ready for the greatest war they've ever fought
>even called in the original five
>they refuse
>tearsstreamdownmyface

>but coolgrill reminds us of something important
>"Um...user...What about the kingsguard?.."
>Ohshit.jpeg
>I forgot about the kingsguard

the kingsguard is essentially the crowns cheat code in wars. they're the 12 or so best fighters in the genre who are selected with protecting the crown either in wars, or while walking around kings landing

>I task coolgrill with the toughest task of us all, infiltrate fish into the kingsguard, and then he must be promoted to the head of the kingsguard, and when called to war, he will tell the kingsguard to stand down

>mfw i am playing the real game of thrones on roblox

Bump

literally just spent the last 15 minutes fixing my keyboard, sorry fellas

More?

I came for the > greentext and stayed for the getthread so check em!

FUCKING MOAR

>not even a week later and a kingsguard trial is being hosted
>apparently the last guy kept going afk while on duty, what a fucking god
>fish is entered
>fish is literally a god at 1v1's
>fish is literally god
>unfortunately it's not all 1v1's, it's partly formations and defending an afk vip, and a clueless vip
>fortunately i taught him enough to scrape through it
>checkmate king viseryon (the king was a targaryen)

>fish is officially a member of the kingsguard
>realise it's going to take him a long time to climb the ranks, though with fish being as good as he is, i'm hopeful

>australian boi is doing good, he usually tells me he secured someone every couple of weeks.
>he usually has to sell them a position on the small council, but he actually had to give away hand of the king to the westerlands
>tfw you wont be hand of the king and heir
>australian boi has to do many of these meetings in secret however, as to not alert the king of our plans which could easily be exposed by a traitor and a swift screenshot or video


>unsuprisingly becoming lord paramount has attracted a lot of newfags, and our members have grown to about 35
>holyfuckingshit this is a lot of people
>of course there aren't 35 every training, about 20 per training but important events like weddings get 35ish
>training them everyday is suprisingly fun, coolgrill and i talk a lot more aswell now, and trainings give us a lot of time to chill out together

everyone is doing fantastic.

>now it is just down to waiting. Waiting for fish to become lord commander of the kingsguard, and australian boi to recruit the lord paramounts.
>but things could not go right forever
>about 2 months into this venture, and australian boi has secured the westerlands, dorne, the vale and the reach, with us owning the stormlands.
>one day Australian boi receives a message
>it is from the king
>shittingbricks.gif
>he says he knows our plans
>shittingboulders.gif
>and if we should continue we will be declared outlaws of the realm and reduced to nothing

>if he fucking knows about fish our asses are toast
>there's a traitor
>it must be one of the paramounts he tried to recruit
>The Iron Islands? The North? who!?
>I will never know, but we cannot recruit anymore, knowing of a traitor amongst them, it is too risky

the warchiefs plan is finished, and now we have the vale, the stormlands (its us but still), dorne, the westerlands, and the reach. We unfortunately have not secured the north, and the iron islands, the north being the strongest region, with it having the most fans in the show.

>a few months passed, and now fish is the lord commander.
>we
>are
>ready

hurry up we're all waiting bruh

>The great coup is declared, Australian boi being our mascot
>We gather for a pre-war training
>my heartbeat is racing
>so fucking hype
>start to get flashbacks of the great war when i was with martell
>the resentment i felt toward grill lord, and the great five for not joining me in this great conquest
>it all fuels me for the greatest war we have ever faced
>we get into lobby and both armies stand opposite each other for counting
>Fish announces that the kingsguard will be standing down
>king goes fucking ape shit
>unfortunately the kingsguard cant actually join our side, they can just stand down, though the great loss being that fish cant fight.
>Feelsbadman

>even still the crown still musters fifty men
>the war is 50vs50
(that's the server limit)

>I am confident in my abilities as a tactician, i think i have the edge on them
>We have prepared for this war for months before this, we cannot fail now

The war begins

>Everyone spawns in, and i quickly shout to everyone
>"FORMATIONS"
we practiced before hand
>we form into 3 squares, the middle being the largest
>the middle formation runs up to the nearest hill to scout out the enemy
>left and right flanks hide behind hill lines
>the crown has formed into an arrow head
>fucking pussy strat
>they clearly noticed that our army is smaller
>they are not willing to approach us
>kms.jpeg
>advance the centre up to them about 50ft away both armies staring each other down
>so much on the line
>i charge our armies
>we clash with a huge bang
>steel clashing, blood spurting, men screaming for their mothers
>we continue the plan, slowly pulling back tricking them into thinking they're winning, in the midsts, i scream
>"FLANKS"
>ten men on each side rush into the middle, they're surrounded

>they
>are
>fucked

>win this round and the next
>lose twice in a row

>mfw we are on the final round of the greatest war of my life

boi this shit better be quick i need to masturbate

do it vro this is fucking intense

bomp

dont die on me op

This is it

This is why i've been doing this for nearly two years now
I've been training for this very moment through my entire unironic roblox life.
Way back at the nights watch they taught me what lies beyond the wall (below it but still)
then forrester taught me to fight
martell, to command
and my current house, rykker, to lead.

It cant be for nothing

>the round starts as any other we spawn in, all of us just a big puddle of 12 year olds, with swords.
>this round can't be the same as the others
>i need to try something new
>send out 2/3 of the army towards the right and 1/3 towards the left
>i approach through the middle to coordinate
>They see just me in the middle
>they immediately know something fishy is going on
>i want to drag them out
>approach them
>they dont care, front guys try to poke me out,
>fuckit.jpeg
>order right flank to approach them from their rear left through discord
>left flank remain
>right flank pushes them out towards the left
>as they get towards the hill, another third of our army jumps from over the hill, easily killing about 5 people with just that
>a good portion of our army is already gone
>this fight literally goes on for half an hour
>repeated running and healing
>until eventually it is just 4v4
>i die from being too cocky
>please jesus
>the fight goes on for so long...so...boring...
>just poking
>til eventually one of our men catches them off guard
>mama mia
>we fucking win

But at the same time i still feel empty?
i spent the last two years of my life building up to this moment and it feels empty
what is wrong with me
the rest of my classmates were going out or drinking and little did they know i was inside playing game of thrones roblox.
had i wasted two years of my life on virtual politics? probably

I soon quit game of thrones, to move on in my life, but still kept in contact with australian boi and especially coolgrill.
If you wanna hear what's going on with coolgrill atm let me know

What you learned from playing this game will come in handy should you actually try to do things IRL. Assuming you can get into a good school, aren't a sperg with no social skills, and get into a field with cutthroat office politics.

Games that are good have a larger goal, if your story is real you might have a place in politics, you obviously have some talent at power brokering. You don't have to be the front man who actually holds office you know.

fellas i should probably let you know the story is completely and utterly true, i am now 16, the story ends with me being 15, it was pretty crazy

and thanks > it was a super fun experience too, even if i felt like an actual disgrace for playing a childrens game at 15 years old

Underage b&

misclick, meant im 18 bb