Why don't you have one yet, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have one yet, Sup Forums?
>good quality dolls cost anything from $800-$5000 mostly depending on size and/or silicone/TPE, and you can fuck them for free years after the initial investment
>looks well enough to trick your reptilian brain into thinking it's a real person
>great for relationships where either partner has a high sex drive which would otherwise compel them to cheat
>feels fucking amazing to nut inside
>would make it less likely for a rapist to actually rape someone if he had one
>loli dolls will likely keep pedophiles in check so they don't harm actual children
>endless possibilities: could see monster girl dolls and all kinds of shit in the near future
>doesn't complain, nag, make demands, etc, always ready for action
>is easy to clean if you get one with an insert (which contrary to popular belief doesn't take away from the realism)
>excellent tool for practice and will build you confidence
>you'll "glow" as though you've actually fucked a real person
>it's not real, so you can indulge in whatever fantasy you want without guilt

The advantages are endless, both for couples, virgins, and people who are not interested in a relationship for whatever reason. These things, and AI robots which will follow, will free mankind from the shackles of primordial sexual urges.

This is the future, anons. And the future is bright!

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Because that's creepy as fuck and only loses would get one. Doesn't matter if you're not an actual loser, everyone will judge you as one, and rightfully so.

Sad!

fucks plastic

Good thing you're on Sup Forums, then!

absolutely. this is the future.

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>you can indulge in whatever fantasy you want without guilt

I believe thats where real mental breakdown takes place

>[citation needed]

kek'd

I've heard people say they'd be reminded how pathetic they are every time they fuck the doll and it would be better to just kill yourself instead...

... but have they ever tried one?

What insert have you seen that looks close to real? All the ones I've seen are just cock tubes stuffed into a giant gaping hole in the dolls crotch.

Looks indistinguishable from built-in once it's been put in there.

Truth is somewhere in the middle.
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Damn, that kinda works.

That doll already has a built-in vagina though, that's not what the insert is for

Yeah... If that was the case it wouldn't fit. Here's another.
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Kinda sounds like an episode from Archer.

I expected it to be much worse.

Well, if that's the case with some inserts, that would make it even more difficult to clean. I'll stick to my built-in pussys on my dolls, thanks.

Because I have frequent visitors and would never tell anyone that I own a doll. The problem is that they are difficult to hide

I just got the onahole hip instead, it's pretty easy to hid in a tiny house

Do you have frequent visitors to your closet?

Even if you did, you could just slap on a bike lock.

My water heater is in the closet, what's the maintenance guy gonna say when he adjusts the pilot?

"Nicccce"

Those are scheduled days though, you know he's coming. Move it to another space.

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dollhouse168 are the best

>Why don't you have one yet, Sup Forums?

because i'm not a sad, fat, lonely neck beard who watches anime 24/7; that won't die alone and be found dead in his apartment for months because of lack of friends and family.

Yet you're on Sup Forums, posting in a doll thread.

post pictures of your dolls!

>>Sad!
President Trump has spoken

Bump.

Maybe, but you sound you want one of this girls with a dick, jizz not included

yeah, please do!

I'm tempted, but I'm afraid I'll regret it.

Is it a fetus doll? No? Then don't e a pussy and post ur doll

come on user, you are user, why would you regret it?

The postman will know...

>years

after a few years they're REKT

>>would make it less likely for a rapist to actually rape someone if he had one

nope.
the closet rapist would give his best raping the doll and then raping actual humans.

source: Boeing airplane pilots literally learn everything in a simulator before their first actual flight.

>free mankind from the shackles of primordial sexual urges

the only people in shackles are you degenerate fucks who are too socially retarded to have sex with actual women.

OH
COME
ON
!

do you REALLY think your postman is on this thread or what?

I am now nigga

Taking a shit at work can't contribute much, my doll came in 2 days ago, fucked it last night it was fuckin sweet

Dunno why it's sideways

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

1) I have a wife.
2) I have got two hands.
3) They are way easier to wash.
4) No plastic sex toy smell.

Any questions?

What are the options like?

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Why didn't you address any of the points in the OP which addresses your points?

near future Sup Forums meeting

Not sure what's most disturbing about that picture. The fact that people meet up with their dolls, or the fact that most of the people in that meeting look like regular middle-aged and older men?

Uh, only the guy in red looks somewhat normal. Don't tell me 4-eyes on the right looks like he wouldn't molest your daughter.

the inflatable ones are so cringey

no judgement here.

Every overweight guy with glasses looks like a pedo. That's normal.

Funny one of the first things I did was grab the head and was all like "fatality!" Then I assembled lubed and fucked lol

Good thing that i don't need glasses then.

Huh.
got my curiosity

all we do is judge fagget!

SOON

too soon?

not soon enough

When they're self-cleaning. Maybe then. Not now.

>slap a bike lock
>on the doll

>he doesn't know what a closet is

''I guess I can clean up for you''

what the actual fuck

kawaii

i have one
it's bad sex
it's heavy
it's dirty. collects all the dust and shit around it
it smells like cheap and bad parfume

the material is cold. feels like a dead body

it's a fucking waste of money

and now i have to get rid of a human sized dead body or i won't ever be able to get someone visiting me

Ah. Another one of these threads again.

Liar.

It's bad sex because you suck. It could very well be heavy. The rest is simply your own fault for being a retard who doesn't even know how to easily warm it up.

How do you clean the head?