More of her.. ASMR Darling

More of her.. ASMR Darling

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youtu.be/6WUjFC4bVp0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

imo she has probably the shittiest asmr videos

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Yeah but you'd fuck her, right?

What about her?

ASMR is the gayest thing since gay went to gaytown

aSmR iS tHe GaYeSt ThInG sInCe GaY wEnT tO gAyToWn

Crazy Russian Pelagea?

It's all about Gibi ASMR
>pic related

honestly far more beautiful than taylor

Yeah like that but without all that gay changing of case.

YeAh LiKe ThAt BuT wItHoUt AlL tHaT gAy ChAnGiNg Of CaSe

i might let her suck my dick

we can't forget about tori

Its true

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

You sure about that?

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I wish there were nudes.

well what's her name?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're all cucks. E.R. is the best

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I Am thE vEry mOdEL Of A mOdErn MAjOr-GEnErAL,
I'vE InfOrmAtIOn vEgEtAbLE, AnImAL, And mInErAL,
I knOw thE kIngs Of EngLAnd, And I qUOtE thE fIghts hIstOrIcAL
FrOm MArAthOn tO WAtErLOO, In OrdEr cAtEgOrIcAL;A
I'm vEry wELL AcqUAIntEd, tOO, wIth mAttErs mAthEmAtIcAL,
I UndErstAnd EqUAtIOns, bOth thE sImpLE And qUAdrAtIcAL,
AbOUt bInOmIAL thEOrEm I'm tEEmIng wIth A LOt O' nEws, (bOthErEd fOr A rhymE)
WIth mAny chEErfUL fActs AbOUt thE sqUArE Of thE hypOtEnUsE.

I'm vEry gOOd At IntEgrAL And dIffErEntIAL cALcULUs;
I knOw thE scIEntIfIc nAmEs Of bEIngs AnImALcULOUs:
In shOrt, In mAttErs vEgEtAbLE, AnImAL, And mInErAL,
I Am thE vEry mOdEL Of A mOdErn MAjOr-GEnErAL.

I knOw OUr mythIc hIstOry, KIng ArthUr's And SIr CArAdOc's;
I AnswEr hArd AcrOstIcs, I'vE A prEtty tAstE fOr pArAdOx,
I qUOtE In ELEgIAcs ALL thE crImEs Of HELIOgAbALUs,
In cOnIcs I cAn fLOOr pEcULIArItIEs pArAbOLOUs;
I cAn tELL UndOUbtEd RAphAELs frOm GErArd DOws And ZOffAnIEs,
I knOw thE crOAkIng chOrUs frOm ThE FrOgs Of ArIstOphAnEs!
ThEn I cAn hUm A fUgUE Of whIch I'vE hEArd thE mUsIc's dIn AfOrE, (bOthErEd fOr A rhymE)b
And whIstLE ALL thE AIrs frOm thAt InfErnAL nOnsEnsE PInAfOrE.

ThEn I cAn wrItE A wAshIng bILL In BAbyLOnIc cUnEIfOrm,
And tELL yOU Ev'ry dEtAIL Of CArActAcUs's UnIfOrm:c
In shOrt, In mAttErs vEgEtAbLE, AnImAL, And mInErAL,
I Am thE vEry mOdEL Of A mOdErn MAjOr-GEnErAL.

In fAct, whEn I knOw whAt Is mEAnt by "mAmELOn" And "rAvELIn",
WhEn I cAn tELL At sIght A MAUsEr rIfLE frOm A jAvELIn,d
WhEn sUch AffAIrs As sOrtIEs And sUrprIsEs I'm mOrE wAry At,
And whEn I knOw prEcIsELy whAt Is mEAnt by "cOmmIssArIAt",
WhEn I hAvE LEArnt whAt prOgrEss hAs bEEn mAdE In mOdErn gUnnEry,
WhEn I knOw mOrE Of tActIcs thAn A nOvIcE In A nUnnEry –
In shOrt, whEn I'vE A smAttErIng Of ELEmEntAL strAtEgy – (bOthErEd fOr A rhymE)
YOU'LL sAy A bEttEr MAjOr-GEnErAL hAs nEvEr sAt A gEE.E

Some say this is her, but i'm not 100% sure

got another one

Ok that's defo her

how legit is this?

HEre
youtu.be/6WUjFC4bVp0

not at all

If you can't tell it's not her face, you might legitimately have autism.

there are only rumours, though if fake she still looks a lot like taylor

>might
Sure m8

Not her
This looks absolutely nothing like her. The previous one can fool people but not this. This girl looks more like Softlygaloshes if anything.

Karuna is best asmr girl

Dammit guys. Nothing out there?

Nope, what was posted was pretty much it, there's no nudes out there, unfortunately.

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frivolousfox

another one

any of softlygaloshes?

ffs, I was going to not fap today

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