Why don't you have one yet, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have one yet, Sup Forums?
>good quality dolls cost anything from $800-$5000 mostly depending on size and/or silicone/TPE, and you can fuck them for free years after the initial investment
>looks well enough to trick your reptilian brain into thinking it's a real person
>great for relationships where either partner has a high sex drive which would otherwise compel them to cheat
>feels fucking amazing to nut inside
>would make it less likely for a rapist to actually rape someone if he had one
>loli dolls will likely keep pedophiles in check so they don't harm actual children
>endless possibilities: could see monster girl dolls and all kinds of shit in the near future
>doesn't complain, nag, make demands, etc, always ready for action
>is easy to clean if you get one with an insert (which contrary to popular belief doesn't take away from the realism)
>excellent tool for practice and will build you confidence
>you'll "glow" as though you've actually fucked a real person
>it's not real, so you can indulge in whatever fantasy you want without guilt
>you can easily warm it up, and some come with self-warming capabilities without costing too much

The advantages are endless, both for couples, virgins, and people who are not interested in a relationship for whatever reason. These things, and AI robots which will follow, will free mankind from the shackles of primordial sexual urges.

This is the future, anons. And the future is bright!

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My shift ends in 2 hours, when I get off work I want you dollfags to keep the thread running please

I'll just make a new one, fam.

holy fuck, any vids of dolls getting gangbanged?

As someone who has bought electronics in their early stages as soon as they came out, I can say that being the first to get something isn't always the best, while I do see AI becoming a thing and pleasure bots going mainstream,I'll wait until the technology is is perfected before I stick my dick into something artificial

Where can we buy them?

>I'll wait until the technology is is perfected before I stick my dick into something artificial

dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=68

I'm waiting for them to get better. My meh gf and her feminazi friends freak out over dolls and I think I get it, eventually they'll be actual competition for meh girls.

this im curious too

When enough normies get them you'll probably eventually get a video. For now, that doesn't exist.

is the vagina boiling like the real thing?

Even dolls have fucking bleached piss hair.

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Wish I could afford one.

It's a wig. Change it.

Ever since I was a child and watched the movie "Cherry 2000" I've been enamored. By the concepts of these "dolls" I only hope I'm alive when we can truly have fully functioning AI companions. Also that I would be able to afford one.

>why don't you have one?
They don't scream "please no leave me don't hurt me"

Think again.

I turned 20 today so I ordered a fuck nugget sex doll on Amazon for me. I still live at my parents home and go to school so I can't afford a good whole one. Also it's better to hide.

Here's the thing: amazon.de/gp/product/B06VSGYLW8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I also owned a fleshlight once, but I fucked it until it was broken at the age of 17.

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Bump for the user at work

BEWARE !!!!
JEW detected !!!
also, SAGE.

Because feminists are going to try and get them banned because it 'promotes rape culture' or some bullshit.

I may come off as sarcastic. But I can not possibly agree more with this statement. "These things, and AI robots which will follow, will free mankind from the shackles of primordial sexual urges."

Honestly, it is a major burden placed on some of our most brilliant people. I'll be happy when this can be eradicated.

>washing clothes in the kitchen

Imagine if Elliot Rodgers got himself a sex doll instead of whining endlessly about women and ending up shooting a few random people.

When are they gonna start making cute ones instead of the dumb bimbo looking ones?

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THIS IS MY BIGGEST GRIPE

Disgusting as fuck. I bet it's popular with niggers

Because the day i get one of those creepy things as for lack of sex, is the day i kill myself.

> be anons mum
> user is out getting some groceries like a good boy, ill just clean his room for him and put his dirty undies in the wash
> hes so messy but hes my diddums
> his undies are all sticky, bless him my boy is becoming a man
> he even got a girlfriend apparently, though she hasnt come round yet, she must be shy
> oddly, he has apparently seen her every day without leaving the house, maybe its that new fangled Skyper or whatever its called
> decide to fold his clothes and put them in his closet
> open the door
> oh my, whats that?!
> find an limbless rubbery torso pushed to the back of the closet, with a pool of crusty semen on the floor where it has leaked out
> even worse its wearing one of my bras and a pair of my knickers lie torn next to it
> but worst of all, it has an entire packs worth of sharpies crammed into its anus
> vomit
> how could my darling boy be so vile
> vomit again
> disown son
> drink a bottle of wine and then hang myself the next day

Clearly you haven't looked around enough. They even make thicc ones.

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>open the door
>with a bike lock
How?

Because that's a fuck ton of money for something I'll have to spend cleaning every fucking day and will probably get completely torn in months flat.
I'd get one if it was easier to maintain, I had the spare room, and it was basically cheap as fuck.
I don't see how they wouldn't basically be better than 99% of real chicks in the sack outside blowjobs.

No, it can't trick my brain.

> he bike locks his closet

Lad, thats probably the biggest indicator you could give them that you have what amounts to a fuckable nugget corpse in your closet. Either that or a fuckton of drugs.

> drink a bottle of wine and then hang myself the next day
Welp, at least the son has two toys at least for a while.

So you've tried it.

$5000 is literally a year of casual whoremongering...

That way she never has to leave the kitchen to live a fulfilling life

Why don't you include medical bills?

My point exactly.

The "wave" of technology isn't when something first becomes available; it's when something becomes decently cheap and has been through several more QA rounds

that is to say, I'm waiting for them to escape uncanny valley and drop down to the $300 range

Why dont I have one?
>have a wife
>not as good as the real shit
>a decent one is thousands of dollars wasted on a fleshlight shoved into a mannequin.

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Shit nigga, why don't you just get a Julia+ instead of this piece of garbage?

Where's the smell of fear though

You can apply perfumes. Get creative, user.

they won't continue developing anything if no one buys it

support the cause or don't

It's been years already. See

+1 for hungry pumkin

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Thank you, I can't stop laughing^^ That's why I fucking love Sup Forums.

Czeched.

Women are just holes anyway.

Why spend good money when you can fuck a tomato. Its almost like fucking a sneeze.

>mum takes doll out of closet and hides it elsewhere
>Replaces doll with herself in closet
>mummy will get revenge on daddy for blowing the neighbors dog.

Nah, that's like 10 days worth using lowball estimates and 5 for average.

user, you should take your fapping more seriously.

Who said anything about fapping. Tomatoes are ez clean too all u gotta do is eat the tomato rich in vitamins

should i get silicone or tpe wheres the difference

Get a fucking tomato

They both have pros and cons. If you don't mind a little extra maintenance, go for the cheaper option: TPE.

Now that's what I'm talking about

Teach me your ways

this is legitimately one of the best threads ive seen in quite some time and I am very happy

bump im not letting this shit die

I agree.

Explain.

Weapons grade autism.

Bumping too, but bumping isn't enough. We need more content, stories, questions, answers etc.

What it's the red thing on its face!? Abe the red thing it's holding!? Meat?

Good and original jokes, no retarded derailing or banana posters, etc

because i like toddler butt. so tight.

Some dolls already look decently realistic. The AI part will take >10 years (if ever) to do well, and I can guarantee they won't be able to walk in this lifetime (feet do a lot of work to keep from falling over, especially for humans with a high center of gravity)
tl;dr the dolls aren't going to get much better before 2025 at the very least and $1500 isn't too bad for a decent prototype of what you're waiting for

You know what's even tighter? The handcuffs you gonna wear.

Godamnit

dangit

>personal standards

It is I the user back from work, glad you kept it busy. So wanna hear about the doll I got 2 days ago or what

YESH!!

fine, tell us all about it

It's you, with the little mail order bride. Tell us EVERYTHING.

Gotcha!

Niggerdick

Child sex dolls aren't even shit. Whys there even a big deal of it being child porn

youtube.com/watch?v=l8VEVO9wfUo

Can you also show us some pics of her please? *-*

If you cared to remember this is the one I bought, 105cm tpe $584. flew from china to America within a week or so and...

Well fuck

This is freshly assembled from the box. Wasn't too bad.

You fucked the shit out of her didn't you, you animal?

This was last night. Clearly it needs its hair fixed, and I need to buy it right colored clothes

youtube.com/watch?v=300D3GXH4fc


THIS KILLS THE NIGGER

>My meh gf and her feminazi friends freak out over dolls
>feminists are going to try and get them banned
In canada, proposals have been made to ban sex robots, and there is an organization in the UK also against sex robots that are shaped like girls or women. They actually explicitly say sex robots shaped like girls or women are unacceptable. They are unsurprisingly silent on male sex robots or dildos, because when it comes down to it, it's about maintaining the power that comes with being a gatekeeper to sex.

You doll guys are alright. Will always bump your threads