Any of you here had the snip?

Any of you here had the snip?
How did it go?

Not me mate. Never will. Don't see the point. Don't like sharp shit going anywhere near my junk.

met a dude at a party he says he had a vasectomy. who even mentions that? not sure but I think he wanted a medal or something?

how old was he

I suppose it's not something you have to worry about if you're going for wizard status

probably about 28-30. so older guy. just said his wife thought it was a good idea because they didn't want any more kids. we got talking to sports pretty quickly.

do you still orgasm the same?

Nope. Just excruciating pain and blood everywhere.

I got it at 23. 31 now and don't regret a thing.
Surgery itself was pretty easy, twilight anesthesia. Frozen peas on balls for next day. Got some nice oxycodone that I took and played Modern Warfare for 2 days solid. Jerked off like 10 days after surgery. Sex after 14.
Had to go bust in a cup after 16 ejaculations to make sure no more sperm. Had to go back a week later cause still had some.
Btw-looked at porn on my phone and jerked off in doctor bathroom. I think you were supposed to do it at home and bring sample back, but I didn't have time for that shit. Receptionist's face when I walked back in 15 mins later with a full cup was priceless.

I've had a Vasectomy.
TBH theres literally no difference, if anything i cum harder knowing I can raw dog it with no worry of babys

I'm Yes orgasm is the same..sperm makes up a negligible amount of cum. Feels the same. Can't tell except for very tiny scars on balls.

It literally changes nothing about your sexual performance or libido. It's just snipping the vas deferense - the tube that carries sperm from balls to urethra.

No massive blue balls?

I think the sperm have very little to do with libido/ejaculation. They are just along for the ride. So removing them from the equation changes nothing, except you can't get someone pregnant.
And like said, its great to bust in chicks with 0 worry whatsoever. Just make sure everyone is tested and clean, and go for it. Cum all day everyday in and on bitches.

Yea, but blue balls is when they start swimming and push pressure on the tubes making it hurt like hell right? So wouldn't it just blow your balls up?

lol will the germans that do it even administer it to a non-white man?

I bet they fucking actually wouldn't

I seriously believe there isn't a single non-white person who has had a "vasectomy" on this entire fucking board

The women handling all the admin for that shit are german and creepy btw that's who you're handing your balls to

From Google "where do the sperm go after a vasectomy?"

"They dissolve and are simply and naturally absorbed by the body. Sperm are produced in the seminiferous tubules of the testes, and this does not change. A vasectomy does not affect the function of the testes. It is a physical separation of the vas deferens from each testis, so that the sperm cells cannot be ejaculated."

>Yea, but blue balls is when they start swimming and push pressure on the tubes making it hurt like hell right?

This literally doesn't happen. You're either trolling or massively retarded.

That is not blue balls. Blue balls is when you haven't cum in awhile and your prostate and cowpers gland are freaking the fuck out. Nothing to do with sperm.

propaganda btw this is a german woman sitting in an office, she will lie over and over and over again about how this won't feminize you, but think about it politically, yes it will and that's their interest in it from the start

Also, it's mostly mental.
Can any med-fags verify?

That is an inaccurate pic OP
The fuse should remain, but the cannonballs get removed.

Fucking hurts for a week or two. My balls looked like gray shotput balls. Then fine. Worth no accidents and wife not in pills anymore.

>companies that want you to cut your white balls off

there is a german woman sitting in an office typing half this thread, they really do that shit, I have heard them talk about it when they think nobody else is listening

if you aren't white you won't recieve a vasectomy, you will be told you specifically can't do it because of some medical bullshit that isn't true, meanwhile if you are white you will be sold on it like it's a fucking car

Wtf does vasectomies have to do with Germans?

PSA for anyone with a gf or wife: monitor them like fucking infants when they change or go off birth control.
I think the shit was invented to prevent some scientist's wife from cheating. Because they are already irrational, but when they go off BC, they become completely fucking insane. Anecdotally, I've heard lots of cheating/affairs happening shortly after modifying or leaving BC. Be vigilant!

Speaking from experience.

Exactly, doesn't affect libido at all. Same levels of hormones. Only difference, the sperm doesn't get mixed in with seminal fluid.

I'm not sure what this dude is on about, but I agree in that niggers and muslims probably NEVER get this done. They think it is their right to impregnate anyone in eyesight. Fucking animals man.

Wife went insane for a while (though was always a pain in the ass). No straying, but wanted me more and more. I keep a digital leash on her, so I'd know.

how the belly coming along now that your testosterone is in the toilet?

Nice try Juden.

t. father of five white kids and counting

Yeah our sex life went through the roof after the BC change, but while I was trying to start a business, she starts an affair with her short, balding boss. Like 23 years older than her. Crazy.

Yeah I'm divorced now.

It's true but as a father who would raise any other children I'd have it's worth me having it done

PS - I'm glad you survived it. Keep those eyes open.

You're an idiot.

I get the feeling that you are old and white, and think your rich heritage of being white and christian is under attack.

Women are fucking cunts whether on bc or not. It's just an excuse

I don't understand what the fuck you're saying.

You are literally attacking him for being white and Christian right there. Faggot

>if you aren't white you won't recieve a vasectomy, you will be told you specifically can't do it because of some medical bullshit that isn't true, meanwhile if you are white you will be sold on it like it's a fucking car
Literally complete fucking bullshit. user living in Kommiefornia here, and I can't find a doctor willing to perform one on me anywhere. Talked to three different doctors so far, every single one's all "You have your whole life in front of you, you shouldn't do this."
Fuck that. This isn't a fit world to bring children into any longer. Plus, I'm predisposed to diseases such as heart disease and arthritis, and I don't want to pass that on to kids.
So for now I'm just steering clear, and I'll revisit the issue a ways down the road.

Ah yes. It's the vasectomy that tanked his testosterone. Not the diet of mountain dew or complete lack of exercise.

Oh of course, but they become especially irrational during BC transitions. I've seen it personally with my ex wife, and multiple girlfriends. I'm forbidding my current gf from touching the shit. Beware a bitch who says she wants it for her skin.

Haha don't get triggered snowflake.

No, it literally isn't provided to them as a service because the goal is to replace white people with brown workers who don't know their rights and barely speak the language of their masters to fight for them in the first place.

If you are not white you will not be given a vasectomy which is in any way paid for, you'll have to pay a private doctor every last dime if you really want it because no public health agency within SJW control is going to allow it. Try it. Try to go to family planning with your brown skin, you will talked out of sterilizing yourself and then you will be tricked out of it by false medical jargon at the last second if you insist. I'm not kidding this is happening CA right fucking now and I've overheard the women who plan and execute this small corner of white genocide. They're crusty old german women, the left certainly knows who to go to when it wants eugenics.

I've never heard of "triggered snowflake." Where can we buy it and why shouldn't I get it?

I have a boy and girl both of whom are white, I've done my part for humanity, plus the expense of more children would ruin me.
Are yours uncut? Then tell me who the Jew manipulated...

I have. It went well. Busted a load in my wife this afternoon. We have two kids. Everything went great. Doctor was awesome. It took a couple of hours and recovery was about a week. I have a labor job.

I had to call about 6 when I was looking (got at age 23). Try female urologists. 2 of 6 were female, and one said she would see me, and the other said "here's my receptionist to schedule the procedure." No questions asked. I think with women's rights "my body my choice" shit, they feel (rightly) it's not their place to plan my life/family.

I'm not a nigger so I'd be involved with my children, having multiple children is expensive

>about 28-30. so older guy
DELET THIS

>I'm a creepy german female eugenicist at a keyboard

Wow big post for a hunt and peck typist. Too bad it's all the lies of a filthy fucking german. If anyone needs to be removed from the gene pool it's fucking germans, I swear behind every collectivist ideology there's a smiling german cuck.

I missed three hours of work.

That's it.

You must like being poor.

No circumcision.

>the expense of more children would ruin me
Best goy.

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Ah ok. Missing punctuation made my brain hurt. Yeah, fuck that, more than 2 kids is just a waste.

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I live in the first world. Only retarded people and niggers are poor.

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Or people with too many children...

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Isn't this just fat fuck syndrome?

Sorry you suck at making money. Git gud faggot.

this is what you develop into when genetically your balls don't work

this is what you will look and feel like after 10 or 20 years

5 kids and counting? Fuck you. I have two and spending quality time with a full time job is already tricky. Assuming you want to raise successful well adjusted adults. At least 3 of your kids will be fucked up. Having too many is how faggots and traps are made or as I like to call it, Love me daddy syndrome.

Enjoy your ethnic replacement.

I would die before letting a kike take away my manhood. Same if it wanted to circumcise me. Fuck kikes.

their T receptor is broken, this is what men look like when they can't respond properly to testosterone and is a perfect analogue of what happens to sterilized men over time, you will become a disease-ridden, angry, embarassing man boob piece of shit who is tired allllllll the time and that's why they want you to do it at all

to destroy your "toxic masculinity"

Nope and never will. Only shitbags do that.

The real question for you retards is why bother getting yourself snipped when you can just bang a chick that has her tubes tied?
TFW you can cum buckets inside her without having scars on your nads or doing the stabby stabby on your sack.

Enjoy your faggots and trannies. They cant procreate anyway.

My kids have my gi bill college and great relationships with my wife and I. They have and will have good memories. Mommy is home and daddy works.

Your kids won’t have shit and long for male attention, which lead to homosexuality and transgenderism.

I think that's bullshit...my body still creates sperm, it just dissolves and gets absorbed. T levels are independent from whether sperm is released from the body or absorbed.

Fuck yeah op just got it at 21.
Literally went perfect.
And I saved 300 bucks because I let 4 dudes ( who were total bros) touch my nads as a medical teaching lesson.
Literally no pain at all.
Small blast of numbing agent
They play sports on TV on the ceiling.
Takes 7 min of rooting around.
Two miniscule stiches.
Took the 300 I saved to the bar to celebrate.
Wore a jock for two days
Then you get the great hw of jerkin it off a shit ton.
No change in any aspect of my sex drive, performance, amount of jizz, etc.
Ama I guess

The black pill is a suppository, you know.

>Mildly impared IQ
Topkek

I had one and uncut. I was freaked but everything worked out. My sex drive hast changed. It’s better since my wife no longer makes me pull out.

It’s quality over quality my friend. My kids are both mansions and your’s Are traitors. I’d rather have two mansions than a yard full of shitty rundown double wides.

My kid will be your kid’s boss.

Scars are imperceptible unless you get a magnifying glass out, AND surgery doesn't hurt at all AND you get some oxy. It's a win win win.
And don't trust a bitch ever, I control my cum.

Kek. Maybe that was rude of me.
I'm 22.

Your kids ARE mansions!?

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This user says he lost his manhood because HE wanted to....
Sure user. Sounds like your girl wears the pants in the relationship.

This bait is amusing.

I wish them the best. And good luck to you.

if i were a god i'd take that form

How would a 20 year old go about getting a vasectomy cheap in the US if they have pretty ok health insurance. Condoms are the bane of my existence

>28-30. so older
reeeeeeeeeee

Any stories of trying to get a Vas reversed?
Is it possible?
Feasible?

seeFemale urologist is the key. And try to find one in-network. Mine cost $175 I believe, with ok insurance.

This nigger is amusing.

Different user, but yeah my wife did influence my decision. I saw what happened to her pussy birthing two 9 pound babies. They tore her pussy. She’s a small woman, 5’2. My vasectomy was nothing compared to that.

>willingly ending your genetic line

Your wives see you as cucks because you are no longer virile. Every man I've known with a vasectomy had his marriage fall apart, except one that is unknowingly raising another man's son.

I have been married 8 years and we are still strong, I 69 my wife and then fucked her ass at noon today. I work midnights and the kids were in school. I’m sure we will be fine. We have two kids, both with college funds, a wedding fund for our daughter. Car fund for son. We don’t want loser kids.

At least you're honest about your reasoning bro

If you fuck her in the ass wasn't the vasectomy kinda pointless?
hehehe

hahahahha please reread this you fucking clown. TRAITORS. obviously you meant tailors, but fuck you're pathetic. I'll kill your kids, faggot.

Had one after two kids. More than enough. All in all not a terrible process and everything is fine now a few years later.

I literally had to get it. Any other kid I have has a 50% chance of dying by 7 from Huntingtons disease.
So I know I have the shittiest genes and snuffing it out at my generation.

A vasectomy doesn't disconnect the testes from the body and doesn't stop the production of testosterone. It only stops sperm.

I meant trailers. You’re not going to kill shit. You’re too dumb for that.