Is australia a good country Sup Forums. It seems like the perfect country to live in.
>those beaches >that weather >those cities >those girls >people /fit/ >can openly say "cunt" >gun rights protected I guess >best part of anglosphere >have new zealand, japan as nearby countries >china seems bad but not that bad compared to other countrie's neighbors and has a couple small countries with cool cities nearby it
As a burger I feel this country is 2nd place in the anglosphere >country is always heavily divided >canada is your neighbor >most cities suck and are dangerous/expensive to visit >mexico and central america to the south >bretty dangerous in general >israel/saudi arabia slave >people are fat everywhere >cant say cunt in public
I feel if civil war breaks out here I'd probably hop on a boat to australia >inb4 we're full cunt fuck off
I can only imagine that everything in australia is trying to kill you. I don't see myself having to check underd the toilet's lid for venomous spiders, venomous snakes or emus.
Benjamin Ross
>a fantasy knife can be used for legitimate purposes
Brayden Walker
>body armour is a prohibited weapon
Sebastian Hughes
>people /fit/ Yea m8 that's more of a city thing. People tend to be pretty fat in the suburbs and country.
Jayden Howard
north america is the best place in the world, why would anyone want to come down here
Carter Moore
>I can only imagine that everything in australia is trying to kill you. I don't see myself having to check underd the toilet's lid for venomous spiders I don't know if you're being serious right now, but in the 22 years I've been alive that's literally only happened twice.
Brayden Martinez
And a fucking laser pointer? That pic has to be bait. No fucking way. I voted for Bernie but if that's real then Australia is cucked as fuck.
Brody Evans
>only happened twice. >only
Henry Howard
Look man I think Australia is probably a swell cunt, but tbqhwy that's twice too many.
Brayden Miller
if you're american you can't say cunt jovially, your accent doesn't allow for it
Don't forget to read about all the vidya censorship either
Nathaniel Hall
To be honest, the best part of the country is mainly the welfare and healthcare support, as well as the low crime rate compared to many other nations. Apart from that, it's hot, stupidly high UV levels, expensive as shit, relatively isolated, the housing market is fucked and job opportunities are incredibly limited outside the city hubs.
I'll respond to some of your memetext: >those beaches That's true, we do have a lot of nice coastline. Nothing too impressive if you live along the coast in California, though. >that weather Fucking awful, we basically have between five and eight seasons, most of them variants of heat and humidity. >those girls Nigger what? >people /fit/ Not really. We have far more average, ugly and overweight people than in comparison to America. >can openly say "cunt" Once again, that's not really true. >gun rights protected I guess Yeah, I suppose. If you're into bangsticks there are plenty of gun clubs around, the further inland you go, with competitions and shit. Guns are mostly as a tool for properties, though. >best part of anglosphere Well okay, if you think so. >have new zealand, japan as nearby countries Air travel is horribly expensive. >china seems [snip] I guess.
Honestly I wouldn't recommend Australia to anyone aside professionals who are coming here for a specific purpose. For your average user, it's rather fucking shithouse.
Josiah Collins
The "laser pointers" which are banned are high powered ones. There was a time when we had issues with people buying and importing high powered laser pointers and aiming them at planes and helicopters, which can be incredibly dangerous.
Michael Nelson
>We have far more average, ugly and overweight people than in comparison to America. >more overweight people than America
Levi Perry
Kek holy shit, what does that do?
Isaiah Ward
I'm not talking about raw numbers here, that much should be obvious. Australia is a fat nation.
Nathan Phillips
you can have a decent living, but you're other points are wrong, it's over regulated and expensive in the cities
Cooper Johnson
it can blind the pilot momentarily and cause crashes
Caleb Adams
Blinds the pilots temporarily if they are able to hit them in the eyes.
Aiden Evans
>Beaches Legitimately good and easily one of the best parts about Australia but many places with good beaches are expensive like Manly and Sydney
>Weather Not great desu, it can be extremely hot and summer commonly reaches above 30 degrees (or 95 degrees for you). Heat and rain can be really intense but a good and moderately warm day is the best.
>Cities Sydney and Melbourne are extremely unaffordable and maybe it's just me but I feel like a miniority in Sydney
>/fit/ Kinda, obesity is a huge problem. Especially outside cities but the cities and beachy places are filled with /fit/
>Cunt Massive upside to living here
>Gun rights I won't get into politics of it but if you are against guns then Australia is perfectly fine. I know a lot of democrats in the US mention us as an example of gun safety
>Best Anglo HDI is the highest of the Anglo countries but all are good
>NZ and Japan Also have nations like China somewhat nearby
>China as a neighbour US has lots of bases here which scares away China from ever acting aggressive for the most part I guess
It's a good country with some flaws.
Oliver Gomez
How does one aim a laser pointer with such precision at a target that high in the sky?
Jace Wood
Squint really hard. Some people around here have eyes already pre-squinted.
Sebastian Lewis
kek
Aiden Campbell
Oh look, it's another self-hating American thread.
Cameron Phillips
>have japan as nearby country According to Expedia, it's nearly 10 hours flying time nonstop from Tokyo to Sydney
Angel Fisher
Air travel is going down though, and flights to NZ are very cheap.
Brandon Turner
I love living in a cunt where I don't get v& for having loli on my computer, unlike Australia.
Justin Fisher
Are they really white?
Ethan Evans
Ah yes, this is definitely a major concern of well adjusted individuals in society.
Thomas Gomez
Is that shit actually enforced? Not that I care, because I'm not a pedophile, but it seems like something law enforcement would ignore even if it's a crime on the books.
Julian Allen
it's honestly not that bad tbhfams
Ryder Rivera
>Japan >Nearby
Have you ever looked at a map, OP?
Nicholas Wright
Australia is great is you're in
1)Sydney
2)Melbourne
Everything else is shit.
Also, prepare for Aussies to explian to you at lenght why these two cities are cucked shitholes of lib-trash while the REAL Austrailia is-ZZZZZZ. You fell asleep? I don't blame you
Joshua Price
Fuck off normalfag. There is something fundamentally wrong with someone who thinks it is not entirely barbaric that it is remotely acceptable that in a modern nation someone can be legally punished for looking at fucking drawings.
It's a fucking thought crime and you're acting sarcastic and condescending about it, as though you are in a nobler position about it. What a fucking zealot.
Kayden Carter
>while the REAL Australia is Well no let's stop right here and examine this. I mean what's left? Perth, and the great abo wasteland?
Caleb Russell
NZ > aus
>more mild climate >better scenery >beaches are just as good >better accents >not as much deadly wildlife >smaller and easier to travel from city to city, but still low enough population density for it not to feel full >not as much of a nanny state, especially when it comes to car laws
aus is nice but for me i'd rather LIVE in NZ, would be a tougher pick between the two for a holiday, although i think NZ would still win out.
it's also a bit easier to find work in aus though
Sebastian Parker
perth and brisbane seem nice
adelaide seems like a shithole though, every time i hear about adelaide from australian news/australians themselves it's always something like someone getting beheaded or a massive case of people OD'ing on drugs
basically their equivalent to winnipeg in canada
Landon Lopez
Finding work in NZ is supposed to be very hard by my understanding, but other than that, yeah it basically looks like a fucking paradise land.
Lincoln Young
All the rural shitholes in the outback. and Perth
Matthew Cook
i think if aus didn't have the mining industry they'd be on the same boat job-wise
Noah Reyes
you've got it the wrong way round m8, you want to live in aus and holiday in nz
Austin Bailey
Australia is a shithole. Please don't come.
>hot as fuck >no culture (drinking Crown Lager while listening to AC/DC is not culture) >trashy bogan population >no economy or jobs outside of resource extraction >was Britain's colony once, now America's colony, soon to be China's colony
Oh well, maybe when the Chinese take it over in 30 years it will be a better place.
Aiden Mitchell
t. Ping Pong Xhang
Michael Morgan
Can you explain bogans and bogan culture to me?
Aiden Evans
Australian equivalent of white trailer trash.
James Perez
Why do australians like ACDC? Also what are these bogans that are talked about so much? Are they basically rednecks of australia?
Zachary Morales
>Why do australians like ACDC? I don't. It's just cuntrag bogans in their 40s and 50s but they're treated like some national totem or something. >Also what are these bogans that are talked about so much? Are they basically rednecks of australia? That is correct.
Wyatt Scott
Too many chinks moving in that, so not a good news. >tfw chink neighbours moved to Aus, applies citizenship over there and gained dual citizenship. >they went back here after making fortunes in Aussie because reasons >not eligible for gov support because laws says no to traitors, only single citizenship. >they protests accusing gov evil, corrupt and cunt. (because they can't enjoy both privileges basically) chinks.
Ayden Myers
...
Christopher Green
degenerate shitskin country
Jeremiah Brown
no it's terrible, i suggest avoiding it. New Zealand is nice though.
Isaiah Jackson
Says the Turk
Kevin Thompson
t. Kiwi
Joshua Howard
He's not a kiwi, retard. He's saying "fuck off, we're full"