>Do a new
/brit/
Levi Adams
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Angel Ross
screeching uncontrollably
Gavin Scott
>amerilards posting on /brit/ yet again
Justin Bailey
The utter STATE of Pooland's underclass
Parker Gray
Love it
Ryder Martinez
got called racist in greggs earlier lads
Bentley Perez
'scuse me
*tries to squeeze through*
Oliver Roberts
>ameribrit
naw
Colton Campbell
Got called a nigger by some racist leaf in gregg's today lads
Owen Gray
reminder to vote labour and save /brit/
a vote for tory is a vote to kill the internet
a vote for anyone other than labour is a vote for tory
William Ward
>runts discussing politics
not a fan
Carson Brooks
where lad
Austin Perez
>terrorists use whatspp to plot terror
>compromise entire service to monitor communications (on nothing but a hunch)
>they stop using whatsapp and communicate through gpg4usb
OUTWITTED AGAIN
Lucas Ramirez
I'm voting for the lib dems
Colton Walker
Unironically love living in london
Grayson Miller
You know that episode of black mirror where they block the guy and he turns fuzzy and his voice is obscured? Surely that means they could overlay anything on a fellow human's body? For example a scale model of Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, complete with voice changer.
Imagine you met the girl of your dreams, but she turned out to be a lying duplicitous whore, so you were forced to instead settle for a slightly frumpy but serviceable late-20s office worker. Instead of feeling depressed every day about your past relationship, whose failure is solely the fault of your spread-legged trollop of an ex-girlfriend, you could feel overwhelming joy as you saw Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, cooking you dinner, smiling at you during a walk, or lying asleep at your side. What a life.
Rather than consciously comparing your girlfriends shrill cackle and your ex's soft lilting giggle, Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, would perform a calming sinusoidal laugh, modifying the algorithm depending on the situation. The sound of snoring would be silenced, replaced with a pleasant white noise; no longer would you lie awake, driven to thoughts of your vile witch of an ex-lover and how perfect her life looked on instagram. Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, would be the perfect relationship translation layer.
Jaxson Sanchez
in greggs
Daniel Collins
just saw thailad on reddit
Andrew Murphy
why did they call you racist lad
Jeremiah Sanders
“This Being governs all things, not as the soul of the world, but as Lord over all. . . . The Supreme God is a Being eternal, infinite, absolutely perfect . . . and from his true dominion it follows that the true God is a living, intelligent, and powerful Being. . . . He is not eternity and infinity, but eternal and infinite; he is not duration or space, but he endures and is present.”
--Sir Isaac Newton
Cameron Butler
anyone else apply for janny
Zachary Murphy
was being racist
Charles Ward
shan't read the delirious screeds of a cantankerous permavirgin
Zachary Cooper
Dude was a virgin tho.
No doubt he prayed for heaven nom sayin
James Cox
>limiting your free will and suppressing your emotions for a being you can not feel, touch, or sense
spooked
HARD
Carson Gutierrez
hope that boogie prick dies on the operating table
Christian Richardson
why were you being racist
Ryder Sanders
I'm voting for the Lib Dems and none of you can stop me!
Logan King
cause i was in greggs
Elijah Stewart
did pu
Nathaniel Thompson
...
Lucas Torres
silly pumpkin
Bentley Ramirez
yeah, he is a bit overweight, isn't he?
Eli Cox
how big?
did it hurt?
Gabriel Brooks
Drunk on Miller Lite lads.
Zachary Gutierrez
And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
Joseph Lopez
Literally impossible
Dylan Kelly
hehe funny jiff
Nathaniel Nguyen
How do you figure?
CAPTCHA: Drive Scotch
Jordan Clark
Business idea: you can only post in /brit/ if your country sells Milkybars
Anthony Perez
How the fuck did the Nazi haircut get appropriated by faggots?
Jeremiah Kelly
thoughts on the quasi gf
Ryder Roberts
what should I order?
Carson Hernandez
she's cute but there's a gook sneaking up on her left flank mate. better watch out she doesn't fry her up with some lentils
Chase White
Creamy chicken mushroom soup
Jacob Clark
he looks pretty aryan tbf
Sebastian Nelson
I would take great joy in heeming you into the next dimension
Evan Thompson
don't care about your captcha yank twat
Nicholas Hill
8 years ago, you absolute shut-in
James Murphy
is she american?
do her parents know?
Jaxson Hill
no and no
James Turner
Ryder Cooper
alright runts, line up for your heeming
Christian Edwards
just booked my flight to omaha
Owen Jones
having a wank
Juan Lee
gays love nazism
en.wikipedia.org
Aaron Perez
You can go and do one you leaf fuck.
CAPTCHA: Noble toilettes
Kevin Perry
can we roll instead? i don't want a concussion
Jacob Martinez
>those traitor cunts at work who go 'no worries boss, I'll just do a few more hours at home' without expecting compensation
Ryan Bailey
Business idea: become strong and tough, then demand that only the best is good enough, for instance the creamiest milk and the whitest bar (also known as the goodness that's in Milkybar)
Colton Murphy
homosexuality seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit white identity
Jacob Reyes
might go to canada for vacation lads
William Lopez
Hi :3
Jose Cox
why is youtube suddenly full of normie runts making shitty vlogs with hundreds of thousands of subscribers?
Dylan Cruz
most subhuman boards:
>/r9k/
>/mlp/
>/soc/
>most of Sup Forums
Evan Bailey
have you seen this lad
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Daniel Brooks
think i understand why homeschooling is so popular in america
Cameron Phillips
Cooper Campbell
don't forget the newest addition to the subhumans club
and /s4s/ /lgbt/
Alexander Collins
lmao fucking apes
Christopher Wood
If those monkeys were in a class with my kid I would send him to a different school
Adam Morales
Owen Ortiz
I've seen that before a few times. Did the white guy get beat up by the lot of them after?
Jose Scott
not racist, just think segregation was not a bad idea
Nathaniel Perez
>not racist but all niggers need to die
Nolan Edwards
not racist but all niggers need to die
Caleb Martinez
just common sense la
Dominic Gutierrez
that's a girl mate. look at the chest
Daniel Perry
not racist but all niggers need to die
Landon Hughes
around yanks carry shanks
Connor Reyes
imagine a world without niggers
Mason Reyes
feel bad for niggas because literally everyone hates them, including other minorities
Nolan Rivera
noisy neighbour bumming his mate next me awake last night. ffs
Brayden Allen
wouldn't be surprised. they always
Landon Nelson
for anyone confused, they mean the athens in the yank state of georgia, which has a prominent nigger population
Juan Morales
that is entirely self inflicted in the current year
Jordan Martinez
*they always overreact
Adrian Garcia
so did ancient athens tbf
Henry Nelson
ah fuck, i don't even know what i'm posting here. need a coffee
Nathan Gomez
Ayden Nelson
Glaucon: Ay hol up
Socrates: *smacks lips*
Nathaniel Hernandez
why do niggers think that being called a nigger gives them licence to act like a nigger?
Leo Lewis
got called a nigger in school earlier lads
Joseph Price
*sucker punches you in the head for saying a word*
Caleb Brown
...
Ryder Sanchez
talk dirty to me
Xavier Lee
...
Angel Foster
hint: it's because niggers have a special crime bone in their neocortex that minimizes impulse control and maximizes hip hop style running QB type monkey aggression
Brandon Fisher
gonna shit on your face
Tyler Hill
wan wan wan wan wan WAN wan wan wan WAAAAAAN