ITT Meme Magic Predicts Future Celebrity Sexual Assault/Harassment Debacles
Dubs Predicts Strong Allegations
Trips Predict Investigations
Quads Predict Prosecutions
And Quints or Higher Predict Convictions
May The Meme Magic Be With You, Roll Well
Russell Crowe raped a cat as a teenager
Caring so much about ither grown men is bad for you
Juliette Moore violently hate-fucked me when I was 14 - not to sure if it was a dream but believe a survivor
Stephen Fry begged a teen to masterbate on him.
Christina Hendricks went back in time and violently hate-fucked me when I was 14 - not to sure if it was actually just a dream but #believeasurvivour
What are "things that would surprise no one"?
too late, already accused today of fucking an underage boy
someones going to getting his career raped
Investigations Against Steven “Mine Your Coal Mine” Colbert
you act like thats a bad thing.
Had an ocean of wet dreams about his woman, all totally true and rendering me a victim also.
Stephen "Get Your Hole Bare" Colbert