ITT: Ask an American Jew anything

ITT: Ask an American Jew anything

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How much did you make off of 9/11?

Why do you hate European people so much?

why do we cut the green bits off strawberries?

Why haven't you moved to Israel for extra shitposting power?

Will you vote for Trump?

Is it cool being smarter than everyone?

Can we see your phylactery?

What are tricks kikes uses to subtlety communicate with each other in public which goyim miss?

Why did you turn your back on God ?

Did a rabbi suck your dick when you were born?

how often do you meet to plot the destruction of the white race?

None, the stock market didn't open that day

They're emasculated sissies

They taste like shit

I'm visiting it this winter, and if I like it enough and the US becomes more degenerate, I'm moving there and joining the IDF

Good questions to ask

How do I get a gf?

I already lift.

how often do you face anti semitism irl?

>jesus wasn't even his name
lol

you can't hans

all your young women are already designated to marry muslims flooding your country

Well, look who's talking.

What is the meaning of Pic related?

I live in flanders brother, practically all muslims live in brussels

How would I examine if i had jewish ancestry.
I have a feeling my grandfather on my mothers side was a breakaway. And could a woman who's at least 2 generations off return to the collective?

Can you give me a Loan ?

I went to one of his rallies with a buddy of mine and it was a pretty good time. I voted for him in the primaries, but I don't want him or Clinton to become president.

Jews, on average, do have a significantly higher IQ than the world average, but that's not to say there aren't dumb Jews. My dad's a professor and my mother's a doctor, so I guess I got pretty genetically lucky.

I had one up for ages but took it down to paint the wall it was on and I can't remember where I put it.

JDate, BBYO orgies, etc.

Every night at the dinner table.

Kek that pic cant be real

why don't you leave the goyim in peace and go to israel?

Chess is picked up by people that pick up patterns quickly and produces some of the best thinkers., i.e. those with high IQs. It's not a stretch that Bobby Fischer picked up a pattern related to Jewish desires and goals.

"The jews totally control the US. The US Government is a facade. There is no US Government as people think of it. It's just a puppet in the jew's hands. It's a plaything for the jews. Now, it used to be the jews hiding in the background a little bit. But on the current administration they've come out right in the open. They've got all the top positions openly now. The jews grip on the US is getting tighter and tighter everyday."

DELETE THIS

what would you say If I told you I am opening the Golden Gate of Mercy next Year and then Inspect your Shops and slapping the pharisees around a bunch

Is it true that they cut your balls off at birth?

Did you move from israel?

I don't remember. I think I would remember if the answer was yes.
Just have some self confidence bro

Not really. Sometimes my buddies make quips about it jokingly, but no serious antisemitism. I live in a pretty heavily Jewish area (DC suburbs), so if I lived in the deep south I'd probably get shit on

Kek
He probably keeps it with his hidden stash of Jew Gold and goyim tears elixirs XDDDD

Just as the Jews were G-d's chosen people to deliver the Torah, the Australians are G-d's chosen people to shitpost.

There is a german song called
>Der Tod in Flandern/ Death in flanders

It's kinda cool.

> (You)
>I had one up for ages but took it down to paint the wall it was on and I can't remember where I put it.

You mean when you hired some mexicans to paint your wall you lazy fuck.

Also, mexicans stole it

Fuck yeah I am teh Chosen One.

>what till you see what I bring to Israel.

You fucks better have that Medical Data ready for me.

Get a ruler and measure your nose.

Because that's not where I'm from

I've still got a pair

American born and raised

Are you a real jew or a fake Khazar jew (aka Ashkenazi)?

why'd your tribe blow up the towers?

why couldn't you cucks just win ww1

Because they where doing what they did in Babylon to Babylon Tower.
>symbolic and shit.

What's your job schlomo?

Can you give your nose dimensions?

Their Main Objective is to Collect the Sparks.

So why do you guys send Art Students door to door to get a look at Targets.
>pretty sure he shat himself in my pressence.

how long since you have read song of ice and fire?

Ashkenazi (The superior ones)

Because why not blame it on the ackbars?

I'm a student right now.

4in x 6 gorillion nanometers

OPs tribe got the US involved.

george rr martin's writing is like that of a preschooler just grasping at fleeting imaginings of a forgotton broken plot.

>read: Riftwar

Haven't gotten around to it. Right now I'm reading the Liberation Trilogy by Rick Atkinson. It's a great read, definitely worthy of the Pulitzer.

How many fingers can you fit in your arsehole?

>Ashkenazi (The superior ones)

Oy vey!

"The fact is that the Jews were known only as destroyers in ancient history, not creators. They have developed no science, have produced no art, have built no great cities, and alone have no talent for the finer things of civilized life. The Jews claim to be the torchbearers of civilization, but thorough their parasitic habits have deteriorated or destroyed every nation in which they have existed in large numbers." ~ Charles A. Weisman (Jew)

“Jewish history has been tragic to the Jews and no less tragic to the neighboring nations who have suffered them. Our major vice of old as of today is parasitism. We are a people of vultures living on the labor and good fortune of the rest of the world.” ~ Samuel Roth (Jew), “Jews Must Live,” page 18.

"We Jews, we are the destroyers and will remain the destroyers. Nothing you can do will meet our demands and needs. We will forever destroy because we want a world of our own." (You Gentiles, by Jewish Author Maurice Samuels, p. 155).

how does it make you feel isreal will fall within your lifetime?

How does it feel to know that JIDF, your very own Internet defense force, is a complete failure that can't even deal with a bunch of neets on a russian marble table forum?

My last girlfriend put 3 into my ass once

Tell me A Joke best comedians are usually jews

so you just going around using words like quips unrelatedly?

i rather enjoyed it. i dont think i ever read a fantasy book before where thought had been given to matters like supply like that.

thats because if a white guy makes a joke they are taken to court over hate speech.

As long as the US supports Israel, it'll be alright. That being said, the tech and military industries in Israel are going off the walls right now, so in a decade or so they'll be able to hold their own against the smelly arabs.

amateur

Granted I will conceed a great deal of the book is rich with detail.

But the story pace is laborious but true supply is oft not thought about.

So it has that going for it but the over arching story is practically.

Blue eyed White Blonde Girl leads army of shitskins to kill whitey.

Mexican civilization

not op but american jew reporting in with joke!!

why do cows wear bells?


[spoiler] because their horns don't work!! [/spoiler]

There will be crusades during your lifetime, USA help or not. Isreal will burn at best, be a glass crater at worst

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yea fuck daenerys.
i like the iron islands plot arc.
basically i like the characters who fail, the most.

>I voted for him in the primaries, but I don't want him to become president

Iron Islands was Good.

I personally liked the Flayed Men the most just in the background more dangerous than the Wildlings...

>"Got yo bitch kings magic sword niggaz"

try not to cut yourself on that edge, son

i don't think your cuck ""pope"" will agree to that idea

The Other Pope already declared a Holy War totally opposite of the Muslim in the Vatican.

Kind of Ironic too the Pope is not concerned because they already built walls at the first influx of Muslims.

i dont know. all those peasant girls he killed are bound to make him hugely unpopular with the plebs of the north. it was never explained properly imo.

woops this part didn't post with the picture.

>So where will Israeli tech companies stand and Weapons companies I expect Anti-socialness but I will be having to deal with yall hopefully on good Terms I would really like your Medical Research.

>Implying I'm not 100% Serious
>Implying anyone but cucks even take the damn pope seriously

It's a slipper slope, little shlomo. Once trump gets elected, then Right Wing Ideas Will Become Mainstream Again, and "Literally Hitlers" Will become publicly mocked and hated.

After that, we will get to doing the same with the jews eventually. Game over

>Inb4 Trump loves the jews meme
You want to bet your life on it? Trump is smart. He does what he needs to do to get into power.

He lost friends at those towers, and he knows who was responsible for 9/11

Just remember, you're responsible for this. "Literally Hitlers" Backfired horribly, soon being called hitler will mean nothing, and people unironically liking the man in public will have nothing to lose because the SJWs will hate them either way

yeah he went into so much detail with alot of things but not with a bunch of the plot which really turned me off his writing.

>not to mention a certain Jewish person but thats a story for when I come to Israel and "Preach".

What does it feel to have the same qualities as a decease?

Theres only so many cliff hangers you can take....

how does it feel to know your germanic ancestors lived like literal niggers in huts, destroying civilizations, raping and pillaging while my ancestors built civilizations and created the most influential religions?

>BBYO

You're a real j-o-o all right

Did the bull let you have Internet in your cuckshed?

all in all i like the series alot :)
the idea that life always get more and more complicated and laws are exactly as potent as people ability to enforce them was very impressive for me.
i dont read that much, i read dragon lance and wheel of time before and they were no where near as mature.

why all american jews are so fucking leftist?

I highly suggest you look into Lovecraft.
dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/

are you a holocaust survivor like 94% of jews?

i just might!

The Best story I have ever Read and Listened to is

The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.
By Hp Lovecraft.

youtube.com/watch?v=mfxlfSOehDg

>Vikings
>Basically German nature druids with an affinity for killing weak faggots who couldn't aptly fight off malnourished farmers and fisherman
Eat shit mountain jew they made Europe stronger and did far more for the west than your people ever did

>made europe stronger
you mean starting two world wars that led to the loss of colonial possessions, mass european death, while siding in those wars, with turks then japs and muslims?
kek pham

It's crazy man, most jews around here are hardcore ""democratic socialists""

Ask a Jew anything, but don't expect a honest answer lol. You're entire lives are just lies. Day in day out lies.

Its funny you think you're superior in any way. Except white people invented all the shit you're currently using. You can't compete on a straight up intellectual level so you have to make up a religion based on lying and deception.

Not like you were even good at it either, you failed 109 times in 89 countries.

You are ugly as fuck, and useless parasites. How the fuck are you superior in anything except being a collective liars who infiltrate better countries than your own in a time where people couldn't share information.

Intellectually superior, lol.

Dr. Lipshits recommended.

OOGA BOOGA
WER DA ROMAN WIMMIN AT
WE INVENTED DESE CIVILIZASHUNS N SHEEEIT
SHIEEEEET
DA ROMANZ WUZ GERMANIKS N SHIET
JESUS WUZ A GERMANIC TOO
FUKKIN JEWS KEEPIN DA GERMANIC MAN DOWN SHIEEET

You are literally the human version of a decease. If you can't see that you must be fucking retarded, literally function in the same way. Deceases and parasites wouldn't exist if it wasn't prevalent, its just sad that it is.

You are what you look like man, what can i say? Better at being a collective group of liars, congratz. Better at stealing. The flaw of my ancestors was letting you disgusting people live instead of killing you the 109 times you got caught with your "Superior intellect".

Degenerate.

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I would literally beat you at everything in life is the sad part. Especially intellect.

Do you find that the smartest people around are white with dark hair and dark eyes? Something like the Martin Shkreli look. I'm a newfag on pol and it seems like they're really bought into the blonde/light eye meme but in my experience those people are almost never exceptional, similar to shitskins.

Nah i wouldn't say so. Green eyes in my experience, green eyes and blonde hair. Blue eyed rarely.

It's sad you think you're superior intellect, like really. That's extremely fucking sad. If anything your quality is thinking more like a collective mafia, and not being recognized as a threat (except those 109 times), and slowly kill smarter, better civilizations from the inside.

If you like actually were of superior intellect i would accept it more, because intelligence is the pride of humanity in my opinion, but if anything, this shows that we aren't headed towards being a more intellectual species.

Are you really saying Jews have at any point been a superior species in anything related to intelligence, like say for example technology? Are you saying collective stealing requires superior intellect? So the gypsies must be smart as fuck then.

And just to point out the obvious, if you could compete with us you wouldn't have to put fluoride in our water to make us stupider, make the education system retarded, and still we invent 99.999% of the shit + the things you do take credit for are things you steal like Mark Zuckerberg with facebook.

I mean you're really good at stealing without being noticed, and so are a lot of monkeys.