I fucking hate new zealand. you get sun burned once at a nudist beach and you get melanoma on your dick. fuck this gay earth. doctor says dick might not work after it they do a proper excision.
Why cant i live in glorious sun-lacking europe?
Logan Wright
>nude beach
why is new zealand so degenerate?
Robert Wright
I'm sure you'll enjoy the nudist beaches in europe.
Caleb Sanders
Dude, I feel bad for you. Here's to hoping that your dick stays strong or that a recovery miracle happens.
Jeremiah Baker
Helios hates anglo subhumans
Daniel Russell
at least you don't have phimosis
Carson Phillips
try sticking your penis in pig vagina, it chinese ancient medicine you can use dead pig, of course
Thomas Phillips
I had phimosis because I didn't know it was supposed to pull back until I was 18. Started pulling it every night and after a few months it got over my head flaccid. After a few more months it was just like a normal foreskin. You can do it user.
Levi Gutierrez
sorry m8 I don't bloody think sharia law allows that thanks m8 i didn't even know what it was until recently or that it was even different (don't watch porn), Sup Forums saved me here. doing stretches but it is so fucking painful
Lucas Murphy
Dont worry dude you'll get there.
Just don't go too fast or foreskin might get stuck. Slow and steady progress.
William King
>it's a kiwiposter with his fake ridiculous stories episode again
Oliver Collins
I was the same. Never pulled it back because it hurt as a kid. I'm sure it's a pretty common story. I started stretching. I found the tight pain I got pulling it back made me horny do I began to slowly masturbate and pull it back, then had my then gf give handjobs and really try to pull back the skin. Fucking hurt but in a good way
Austin Phillips
at least you dont have hemorrhoids, its much worse, believe me
Asher Anderson
eewww, get away from me Black dick
Oliver Lopez
>white boi getting mad because he moved to the abo's land LOL
Jace Hill
I can't even go bareback or get handjobs
Jackson Barnes
>foreskin might get stuck
ew wtf
Jackson Cook
> can't go bareback This is what motivated me to stretch it out. I would just sit and watch tv at home alone and pull on it. No real strategy, if I was alone I would play and tug on my 4skin.
Hunter Campbell
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Jason Allen
i put my fingers on the inside and stretch outwards, is that good
Gavin Smith
Dunno. In my opinion, if you're feeling the skin stretch then you're doing it right. Like I said I had no strategy. I didn't look up stretches online I just started rolling it back, pulling and tugging every which way. I did the finger in the skin and pull trick sometimes as well. As long as your not tearing and bleeding you're doing fine.
I'm sorry NZlads dick melanoma thread got hijacked to discuss tight foreskin. I feel for you OP, a lot of my family has skin cancer. Can't imagine having it on my dick and risk not having it work properly. You're on my thoughts mate.
John Jones
not like you use it anyway lmao
Tyler Adams
More proof white """"people"""" need to get the fuck out of the Southern Hemisphere and go home.