2 truths, 1 lie

2 truths, 1 lie about your homeland, guess which is which.

>we pretend to care about our government
>national identity is very important
>we can't be insulted

>We love to go on vacation in Germany
>We only work half as much as the average American
>Our percentage of home ownership is above the European average

>we hate the mericans
>we hate the jews
>we hate us

3rd one is the lie

>russia masterabtes to a american pony cartoon
> we love our guns
> we care about the rest of the world

Truth
Truth
Lie

in the Netherlands
>every kid gets taught at least four different languages for at least 2 years at school
>more than 40% of the population does not practice a religion
>there are 1.5 as many bikes as there are people

2nd lie
2nd lie
2, so many liberals as well as the fact in 3 you are the world police so clearly u care

Lie
Truth
Truth

Mlp is Canadian cancer

wrong, actually was
Truth
Truth
Lie (there are only 1.2 times as many bikes)

The people don't.
America could be isolationist in a heart beat is the masters controlling their puppets in the government didn't have such a hard on for destabilizing countries and creating "refugee" crisis.

What languages do you speak then?

also: every kid gets at least two years of French and German, at least 4 years of english and at least 10 years of Dutch in school, and a lot of people learn Latin and/or ancient Greek

Dutch, english, French, German
I can read Latin

>We are shitposting nation No. 1.
>Austrians are always drunk.
>We are as pro gun as Switzerland, but the burgers don't know because we don't meme as hard.

Lie -> that's Australia
Lie -> even the Swedes drink more than you
Truth

>Convicts

>we are not black
>we arent a shitty country
>falklands are ours

>implying Swedes drink on workdays
Guess who has the traditional "Feierabendbier", the Germans and ...

no russian

>alcohol consumption per capita
>swedes: 8.7L/y
>austria 8.5L/y

>our gdp growth last quarter was 0.5%
>after the ICE buyout of the NYSE tradding was stopped hundreds of times and the federal government desperately tried to create the illusion of growth on wall street and had put trillions of money the government didnt have directly into the markets
>obama fixed race relations in america and every one gets along

Damn Diederik you're cool

I can confirm this, sometimes we start on thursday

>We are a catholic country
>Our chief of police is competent
>Our country can do well if it got rid of its EU membership.

>mlp

meanwhile
>top pornstar
>kim Kardashian
wut?

Truth
Lie
Lie, Ireland is too heavily dependent on tax-constructions made possible by EU law

OP said one lie.