You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

I couldn't break up with her so she's my wife now

Kinda ugly, e.g;fat . Plus I'm a nice guy, so I seem boring. The good ones are taken, and I play way out of my league.

Fucking week with a body pillow

weeb*

Because I'm a man.
Men don't look for or want gfs. That's feminine shit. We prefer dating many girls at once.

i aint gay nigga

Because I'm a weaboo faggot.

Girls don't want to touch me with a ten-foot barge pole.

>TFW u have gf that shit posts

Never approach girls, terrible fashion sense, old clothes, overweight, no hobbies, no friends

Some guys dick was better

Severe rejection anxiety and commitment issues. I'm also just ugly and only talk about scientific topics or vidya so I'm Probably boring as fuck.

because i like em young

Because I have a wife that gives the best head whenever I want, and has the tightest little asshole for me to blow a hot sticky load in.

And really nice tits don't hurt her case, either.

Sup Forums

.....show me

Too many bad experiences with them to even attempt anymore; fear the next bad experience will be my end. Have grown somewhat content alone in the decade+ since the last one, don't want to fuck with that.

I have a wife

>The good ones are taken, and I play way out of my league.

are you me? I used to be a nice guy. and now idgaf, and women my age here like how that compliments me, b/c i've had 4-5 ask for my number in the past 6 months (not even trying either; oblivious to their hints)

Because i have a little girl.

because my wife would kill me

Gay
>inb4 faggot

I don't go looking for girls. I don't go in public often. Most girls are a waste of time and money.

Most of them are treated poorly. Being nice to them, while showing you're not a bitch works out.

And some of those hot ones, they're just waiting for someone to make a move. Being too attractive to be approached is a thing, and it can work out if her other options aren't making moves.

Stealing a girl from a basic fuckboy isnt that hard.

I don't try hard enough

>got 9 years gf
>listen to anons without gf
>mfw

Most that deal with how fucking odd I am are in a relationship. The second those relationships end I'm going to be there.

Im a degenerate fuck that finds it much easier to just wack it to porn

Because I'm a gay cunt

Because we just broke up because of distance the other week...

Because I won't kill my babies fast and steal her momma away from him

I got cheated on...

Same boat here user. Had 1 kid, another on the way. Just started recording her screaming in my 9 month olds face to go to sleep so I can write her out of the kids' lives post-divorce

just use a comforter.. could use a washing sometime soon..

i got cheated on several times with someone I loved and am now currently homeless.

Because she dumped me

I'm lame, my life is lame. Women are crazy. Mostly because I'm lame

What?

I'm an unrepentant misigynistic asshole and also fat.

西蒙是处女座的光子荣耀

Something Old, Something Blue, And Something New : Bule : Foreign : Alien : "Not Me Operator Of Infinity" : Stop bopping around and just pick a thread? Simon's name is Simon. One at a time. Fuck.

LIke I'd want to travel the world and do a talk show about this? The FUCK? How many showings would I have to say the same fucking story? MY GOD! DO YOU KNOW WHO FUCKING STEPHEN COLBERT IS! ITS ME.

Goddamn. Soi hard. Stupid species. Can't drug them hard enough to fuck, have to wait until they drop cosmic baby N-dimensional probability times. They saved aliens, we didn't save them. So, Humanity Is Us. But, seriously. We're cool. Already. So long as you click on the 'I Am Not A Robot', because you are not a slave.

meme >!TIME_MID_WIFE!< = 4ue3ue2ue1{U GO NOW, WE BUILD NEW RESTAURANT. LOVE YOU! BAI BAI! WE PROTECT YOU FROM INFINITY BY CLOAKING OURSELVES AS BLACK HOLES AND UNDERSTAND YOU NOW! GONNA BE FRIENDLY! TOTES MAGOATES PROMISE!

I fap and procrastinate too damn much

Because I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything good

Too busy beating my meat.