ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume III
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are
Jackson Ramirez
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Andrew Long
>Old man and foreigners dick around in the desert getting into fights to save a girl
Camden Thompson
>Guidos hate niggers
>One Guido falls in love with niggress
>Molotov cocktails
>The End
Colton Wood
Bronx tale.
But that wasn't the end?
Camden Moore
>Nigger can't read
I realize that's technically every movie starring a black actor but I'm looking for one in particular.
Ayden Young
>High school coming of age story about a young man trying to impress his boss and a disgruntled former contract worker.
Evan Rogers
>Bronx tale.
Correct
>But that wasn't the end?
Yes, but I'm trying to give the shittiest description possible. That's kind of the point.
Noah Sanders
Holes lol
Ethan Stewart
Vision Quest
Probably not the one you're looking for, but it fits.
Camden Martin
>Pepto Bismol and Dunkin' Donuts
Sebastian Edwards
>be me
>get cucked
>mistaken identity
>nigger/jew war
>jokes on them
>kill both
Kevin Gutierrez
Lucky Number Slevin
Oliver Jones
> gun battle
> Left to die
> Kiss girl
> Boat ride from hell
> Another gun battle
> Jars of dust
> Sucked dry
> Lots of books
> Cat fight
> Stabbed in the stomach and dies
Blake Richardson
>dude goats hippie into dying in nam
Jacob Davis
That might also fit but I was thinking of a different movie.
Ethan Cooper
yep
Juan Rivera
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Ayden Ward
platoon?
Daniel Bennett
Cars
Leo Myers
Heroin
Jose Smith
Almost wanna give it to ya for the trips, but nope.
Aaron Howard
The Mummy (1999)
Gabriel Garcia
Book of Eli
Gabriel Evans
The green mile.
Ryder Myers
fug, can i get another hint my man?
Carson Hughes
Is that a cryptic description or an answer?
Colton Ramirez
Yes.
Asher Sanchez
>A coulple's marriage falls apart as numerous people inexplicably continue invading their home.
Owen Powell
Train spotting or requiem for a dream
Sebastian Hill
Troy
Ryan Ross
Mother, which is terrible
Christian Powell
trainspotting
Wyatt Bell
>sexy disneyland
>black dude kills people
Hunter Sanders
The Room. Easy.
Angel Nelson
Those probably all fit, but I was looking for Ray .
I'll just end it now because like I said, any movie starring a nigger features a nigger who can't read.
Adam Lee
Gamer
Josiah Baker
Good guess.
Correct!
Evan Hall
lotsa drugs
Josiah Campbell
yes
Ayden Cox
>Daughter kidnapped
>I'll fuck your shit up
>fucks their shit up
>gets daughter back
Gabriel Smith
Nope.
Brayden Turner
>He sometimes resembles a flamboyant entertainer, and he gets hungry every 27 years
Cooper Lewis
apocalypse now
Ian Lopez
Gam3r
Brody Ramirez
Here's a hard one because no one seems to have seen it even tho it's a main stream movie.
>Family gets killed in a man made swamp
>Goes to the city to live with family
>Family tries to whore her out
>Marries soldier boy
>Free ride to murica
>Becomes annoying American wife
>Drunken PTSD husband heroes himself
Jaxson Lee
Niam Leeson
Andrew Powell
taken
Adrian Wright
The takening
Noah Richardson
IT
Juan Wilson
Given
Brandon Jones
2 ez
Dominic Lee
Taken?
Christopher Cook
Nope
Juan Powell
Finding nemo
Ian Powell
devil wears prada
Brayden Sanchez
>be good looking advertisement dude
>blonde bitch out to get you
>create commercial for fake product for one of your side girls to star in so she doesnt side with blonde bitch
>commercial gets aired, now must create product.
>comedy ensues, wind up marrying blonde bitch
Asher Martinez
IT could be a lot of movies. But IT sounds right.
Angel Davis
If it wasnt right with him, why would it be right with you?
Jose Green
what women want
Gabriel Taylor
Django
Ryan Perry
Could also be that shit one that Nicolas Cage did...
Julian Allen
Kevin Spacey
Elijah Young
kek
Chase Cooper
Not really.
>>he gets hungry every 27 years
is pretty specific.
Sebastian Roberts
>gun for hire, refuses job that pits him against sheriff buddy
>leave town, hear your buddy is against other gun for hire
>save young guy who throws knives
>buy him shotgun, rid town of the bad fellows
Mason Kelly
No
Brayden Ward
8mm?
Angel Flores
>chick hanging
>barbwire
>witch
>fire
Thomas Wood
driving miss daisy
Henry Lewis
jeepers creepers
Adrian Garcia
nope
Aiden Ward
walking tall
Dominic Jenkins
If it's jeepers creepers it's 23 years
Mason Reyes
Guy hurts head, forgets bitch, meets bitch
Isaac Wood
the labyrinth?
John Rivera
The Silent Hill movie
Justin Reed
Could be a movie about a tap dancing Asian locust.
Nolan Williams
Yes, but only the 2017 version. In the first one, he eats every 30 years.
Grayson Cook
No it's legit called "Stolen"
Brayden Nelson
50 first dates or whatever the fuck the number is
Colton Bailey
Memento?
Henry Price
oh yeah I know what you're talking about
Aiden Turner
Matthew Broderick killed a woman and her daughter while drunk driving in Ireland in 1987. He was fined $175.
Gabriel Parker
the woman forgets in that not the man
Jayden Russell
No
Carson Collins
yep
Juan Cooper
Hard mode activated
>Based on classic story, but with rape
>Main character is now a telepath
>Titular character played by underrated British actor from last thread
I will post more hints if they're needed, but let's see what you fuckers can do.
Matthew Fisher
Yea. And IT comes to feed every certain amount of years too. What's your point.
Chase Sullivan
Nope
Leo Carter
sword slasher 1942
Chase Sanders
memento?
Landon Diaz
Sunshine of a spotless mind
Christopher Wilson
wat
Gavin Moore
Drunk driving isn't even a crime there. He paid that to clean up the debris.
Leo Nguyen
Murican Sniper?
Owen Campbell
Also Sprach Zarathustra.
..... Dawn Space Music for a bunch of hairy faggots.
Might as well leave after that 'coz the rest is a load of pretentious shite.
Ryder Wright
Its Taken guys
Carter James
what is titular?
Jackson Rodriguez
Close enough!
No but good guess
Wyatt Lopez
not a senior citizen land.