Starts in 10 minutes on BBC One. No Gary as it's midweek so you'll have to do with Dan "Baptist Boy" Walker instead.
>Dan Walker presents midweek Premier League highlights, including Chelsea v Manchester City, Liverpool v Bournemouth, Arsenal v West Ham and Hull City v Middlesbrough.
>People saying he's great cause he hasn't lost a home league game in years >forget to mention he was at Sporting and Olympicaos during that time Fair play, he's done good for you at home
Nolan Lopez
remember when people thought kompany was good
lel e l
Levi Campbell
I'm sure I missed something here
Luke Price
He's taken in his pregnant ex
Andrew Brown
Pellegrini's first season after 30 games: 67 points + League Cup Pep's first season after 30 games: 58 points
Dominic Kelly
He is decent but with his absurdly bad injury record he's never reaching those levels again
Oliver Turner
...
Joshua Scott
Dan Walker > Cuck Lineker
Josiah Ramirez
>literally a gay christian
a walking contradiction
Carson Morris
He was though.
Andrew Mitchell
He's not gay
Gabriel Reyes
Why can't Spurs stop trying and let Chelsea win the league easily?
William Morris
Least he has a lot of history dealing with people shitting themselves
Grayson Martin
He isn't gay but he believes the universe is only 4000 years old.
Andrew James
EXPOOPSED
Levi Wilson
>the stupid bald man and the loud nigger doing analysis >"wow Chelsea defending" >"woah tekkers lad"
Sebastian Wright
how do christians just ignore artifacts discovered that are shown to be older than that
Ian Stewart
>Conte made a defensive sub while ahead, what a genius
Great punditry
Lucas Taylor
They just repeat the falsehood, that they date artifacts based on the ground they find them in, and date the ground based on when they assume the artifacts are from.
Henry Thomas
Are we talking about american tier christians or normal people?
Samuel Harris
They pretend that scientific dating methods don't really work
Source; spent years debating creationist friend in school
Alexander Thompson
>all christians believe the same thing
Jackson Lopez
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Brayden Sanders
Dan Walker is easily The Most Boring Man On Earth
Owen Stewart
That's Danny Murphy.
Noah Richardson
>creationist >all Christians
u wot m8?
I was like 15, you telling me you weren't a dick at 15?
Nathan Green
if dele Alli owned a delicatessen he can can call it alli's Deli
Jayden Murphy
>this complete and utter capitulation from Swansea
At least we won't be seeing >him for a while.
Justin Richardson
He'd probably call it Brap Brap Wraps.
Kevin Morales
>won't be seeing him or the Dutch City fan for a while Good matchday
Anthony Thomas
Are West Ham fighting relegation?
Henry Morgan
I'm can't stand Murphy but he at least appears to have a personality, albeit a dull and extremely irritating one
Dan Walker is like a robot that has been programmed to host Football Focus and post inoffensive things on Twitter
Jaxson Parker
Sinking like a stone mate
>Olympic Stadium in the Championship
Carson Nguyen
Yes
>Burton get to visit the Olympic Library next season
Hunter White
>that boro defending
Jeremiah Thomas
Many Champo players in their ranks.
Sad.
Dominic Flores
retards
west ham are close to signing rafa and he will keep them up
Grayson Price
Who the hell is in nets for Boro? I could save more with a subbuteo keeper.
Joseph Richardson
was it Valdes? He's had a few great games, and a few not so great ones
William Gonzalez
Victor "Born Slippy" Valdes.
Jackson Ross
Literally Victor Valdes
Jacob Martinez
State of that refereeing
Parker Evans
Well I never
Ayden Ross
Victor 'leave goaltending to me' Valdes
Grayson Walker
HARRY HARRY HARRY
Jaxson Jenkins
ye boi
Tyler Ross
Will Liverpool FC ever stop dining out of the deaths of Scousers?
Kayden Brown
MEMBER THE 96
Justin Bell
Think this was the last year the club do it. Wouldn't be surprised if the fans keep milking the
James Mitchell
It's pathetic.
Carson Morgan
Good to see Liverpool giving the 96 the proper tribute. Building up a lot of hope and then crushing it
Remember when they would go on for hours after hitting bump limit with general chat
Jason Brown
>this fat cunt making a reappearance
Andrew Cook
remmeber when you were thin
Jordan Turner
dat guy welbz
Jordan Green
I actually remember when Sup Forums used to be very active, probably peaked at some time in 2011 and then started going downhill a couple of years back. It used to be my home board, now this desolate wasteland just makes me feel depressed.
Ethan Rogers
We can do that tonight
No one has work tomorrow, right lads?
Dominic Roberts
I've actually lost quite a bit of weight
Joshua Reed
where are ozil and sanchez going in the summer?
Ian Martinez
fuck off you plastic cunt
Nolan Morris
the bahamas and crete
David Ortiz
>the fucking state of Swanshit Town
Michael Bailey
remember when Sup Forums was good
Andrew Sullivan
>Neet's complaining about lack of posters on a weeknight
Benjamin Torres
generals made for ameriburgers and their fixed sports killed it.
Jason Reyes
say the fuck you want but at least I don't live in Hull
Jeremiah Carter
I actually used to like power rankings.
Wyatt Nguyen
>Still using the Hull's a shithole meme
You've never even been to Hull, I've been to Swansea, good for a night out when at uni but full of scum, at least the ones in Hull tend to stay on the estates rather than hang around in the town centre.
European City of Culture 2017 mate.
Jacob Clark
if you went to Swansea uni your opinion is irrelevant to me.
That aside you're pretty spot on about Swansea tbf. Fucking shithole I hate, people complain about immigrants, fuck me they need to realise it's class analysis.
Christian Davis
>tfw your team won but played like absolute shit and probably should have lost 4-2
Benjamin Wilson
>god created the universe so god created rocks that when your puny science method tested them they appear to be millions of years old instead of the correct 6000 years old they actually are
tl;dr its god, i dont got to explain shit
Dominic Nguyen
No mate, I didn't go there for uni thank God, had friends there I visited a few times.
Austin Hernandez
Maybe people actually watch MOTD instead of shitposting on the internet
Jason Scott
You've never heard people say that the sign of a good team is to be able to grind out results even when you're playing like shit?
Josiah Nelson
theres grinding out results and being fucking lucky your keeper saved you multiple times and john stones missed a shot thats a goal literally 99.9% of the time
James Reed
Not all posts are shitposts.
Cool meta shitpost bro.
Joseph Powell
This is Sup Forums. Every post is a shitpost.
Grayson Powell
Luck evens out over a league season, Chelsea deserve to be top, obviously Pep has absolutely bottled it but they've still been comfortably the best team.
Parker Ward
You just shitposted a reply to me shitposting about you shitposting about shitposting in general.