Mid 20s

>mid 20s
>never had gf and virgin
>new wrinkles under eye
>getting older each day
How to cope?

Ski season's here. Go for a ride on the slopes.

Getting drunk everyday for about 2 months -> develop addiction -> win

Thats what i did and that was the best time i had in the last yrs. Now im back to 3 beers in the week and/or drinking with friends on the weekend for a night

get off Sup Forums?

drugs and alcohol are how I cope

I'm in the same position, mid 20s still virgin I just do whatever I feel now, and don't care. Find a group, hang out, work out etc. whatever is on my mind. Once you loose that fear of shame or social embarrassment, you can do whatever.

This, don't do this. Developing a drinking problem is one of the worse things you could do ever.

Work on yourself, work out, educate yourself and socialize. Not that hard.

chin up muthafucka

start drinking heavily also use drugs like a normal person, you weirdo

Change. While you still can. Before society deems you too old.

Drugs are good

>>getting older each day
Faggot little cunt, I'm 52 years old, you're a dumb shit and should STFU before someone slaps the shit out of you.

well you're old as fuck, motherfucker

and I'm 30

>If you can't fucking workout start running in early mornings
>quit eating trash
>Quit masturbating.
>Get a nice face wash and wash your face thrice a day.

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Learn how to not give a fuck, faggot

OP, do you and put on some antiaging cream. Pussy aint shit but tricks and smoking mirrors.

You're this fucking old and still use a kids website? Grow up you faggot imbeciles.

kill yourself faggot

What the fuck are you high on?

>How to cope?

Hang out on Sup Forums and pretend this is all your choice. You'll be in good company.

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Oh Boo hoo

I was 30 and still a single virgin until I discovered escorts. Now I don't need a fucking gf when I can bang a 10/10 titty monster minus the nagging, shit tests, and games.

>mid twenties
>wrinkles

Either you've led a very rough life or you have shit genetics.

>wasting your old years on Sup Forums: faggot imbeciles
>wasting your young years on Sup Forums: goddamn we are awesome i guess?

lol at youngfags

find value in life beyond your penis

"Old" is a state of mind. No matter your age you should stop worrying and just enjoy your life.

If a girl did this to me, I'd F her in the A immediately

I'm mid-20s and I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago and now the girl just told me she got sick and has mononucleosis. Because it has a 4-6 week incubation period, she definitely already was infected when we hooked up, so I'm probably already infected myself. And it will be right around Christmas too that it kicks in.
>women not even once

I got mono back when I hadn't yet made even casual physical contact with a girl. My case was so severe I had to spend a week or so in the hospital, but YMMV.

You must be new here...
This is Sup Forums... you can swear here...

Dude chill out fucking isn't all that is important in life, you will realize this once you start fucking.

Bro I'm 24 and I just got my first gf

You gotta have some confidence in yourself

I don't get why everyone cries about this shit. Dude, just get a prostitute.
Women these days are high mileage AF, only difference is a hooker isn't lying about it. Also, prostitutes aren't shit lays, keep your dealings discreet, and GTFO after you nut.
NB4
>not my woman
Yeah, sure. Talk to me after the break-up/divorce deludedfags.
>not paying for sex
Everyone pays for sex. LTR bitches, in the long run, cost *WAY* more than hookers and put out way less.
>b-but STDs
1) WRAP YO SHIT! (You should do this anyway. Thots hand out STDs way more than hookers.)
2) Don't fuck the crackheads/dollar store hookers. (NO DUH)

>25
>degree that requires skills to be valuable in relevant jobs; uncompetitive
>unemployed 200k in student loan debt and living at home
>still think of ex who dumped me at graduation
>kind of attractive but no longer fit and worried about hair thinning

ENOUGH

Learn not to give a fuck user, it's your life, not someone else. Don't overdo with alcohol, stay away from any drugs stronger than weed, find some hobby which gives you some sense of accomplishment and eventually You will find someone. Just remember, that forcing girl (physically or mentally) to have sex with You is the best way to ruin your relationship.

It’s only a problem when I run out of booze

stop fuckin fapping its not even a meme

only mid 20s? lol.. quit your crying.

>37 yo virgin, and i don't give a fuck.

I actually feel sad yall
I had females throwing selves all thought high school but wanted to "save for the right women" which made them want me harder but at 19 i said fuck it Curiosity got the best of me
Dont regret

Those high school chicks clearly just wanted you for your excellent grammar and punctuation.

Clearly you need to change what youre doing because what you are doing isnt working, but youre not because you are a stupid asshole whos gonna keeo posting this bullshit you are trying to make people feel sorry for you. You know what to do get your ass out there and fuck her right in the pussy

>her

yeah but really what if your dicks fucked up