ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume V

>Documentary
>"better start fryin them eggs a little better than what you was fryin em, I'm tired of sloppy slimy eggs"
>"The Boone county mating call (shakes pill bottle)"

>guy owns his own shop
>guy makes a friend
>guy and friend get into trouble
>guys win

Christian extremists attack and terrorize an agnostic man in his home until his will is broken from religious psychological manipulation, thus converting him to their cause and resulting in celebration of their holy festival.

Alright lets try this one again:

>man animals
>fort knox
>learn stuff
>fuck these aliens
>pieceofcake.jpeg
>lock up Travolta

New hint:

>also starring lazy-eyed nigger as an alien

>Faggoty edgelord has mullet
>Nerds act nerdy
>Nice guy is a loser

I guessed Battlefield Earth last thread. Not sure if you saw my response.

Battlefield Earth

>mullet-having redneck
>no parents
>eat off shitcomet
>squander chances with hot chick
>finds parents
>almost kills self
>hooks back up with hot chick
>stay tuned for the sequel 14 years later that no one asked for, not even the creator of the first movie

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Joe Dirt

>guinea pigs that are on team green

i sure didn't, congrats to you then!

Hint, its possibly not what you think

>robots
>in
>disguise

Good job. You got it.

>chink goes to frogland for some spy/gangster shit
>gets set up
>helps a prostitute so she can help him
>kung fus the fuck out of them cheese eating surrender monkeys

Terminator (2, 3, etc)

>Evil stepdad sends me and best friend to far away land to deliver important package
>kill a big rat
>take pics with big rat
>oh shit big rat's alive!
>runs off with package
>eventually get it back
>defeat general zod
>happily ever after

This is legit an amazing film

kung fu panda

Nope. Kinda close, but no

Romeo Must Die

Damn, Good guess user but not the answer.

cars that can talk

No

Transformers

Herbie

Transmorphers

Nope. Further away than the other guy

>I need a troop carrier
>Here
>Lets put a turret on it to make it a scout
>That'd make it too visible
>Add some guns
>Where will the ammo go, its a troop carrier
>Build fucking hats for the troops to hold the ammo.
>Add armor
>Too slow
>Add more guns
>Its too heavy
>leave some guys at home

but its a troop carrier

>pig is food
>but, what if, pig is friend?

Blade Runner

or

A.I.

CHARLOTTES WEB

Okja

Babe

Blade Runner is the correct one. Nice job

>guy digs pool to be popular
>finds man
>becomes popular
>pool finished at the end he's popular

No

Yes

>Get off my plane

>be me
>fuck Cercei Lannister
>take some friends to fight sandniggers
>betrayed
>shit sucks
>one-eyed Faramir dips

>green goblin
>gas station
>plankton riding a krabby patty

Air Force One

G force?

Encino Man

300

Encino Man

Probably that other movie with similar premise but I can't remember its name.

A Talking Car?!

>guy wants to relate to kid
>he takes kid camping
>camping neighbors are rich, nice rv
>kid draws on map betrayes dad, draws on map
>they go to concert

300

correct

Yes!

A goofy movie

>kid clown boy gets kidnapped
>tossed into glass room while people with metal rods in their mouths scream in agony
>dad is also clown, goes to save clown boy with blue lesbian

easy mode
>what is A Goofy Movie

Yeah gj

A fucking goofy movie?

Finding nemo

Finding Nemo

A Christmas Carol

Finding Nemo

yes

Yes!

>Be Scientists
>Nobody takes you seriously
>Shit starts hitting fan
>People take you seriously
>"What did you do, Ray?"

>Nigger is literally retarded

Again, I realize this is technically every movie ever starring a black actor but I'm thinking of one in particular.

BINGO! You get the prize turkey in the poulter's window.

Ghostbusters, but not the shitty one, the good 2016 one

An inconvenient truth

Ghostbusters

Radio

Radio

Yay I'm a rockstar
But I hate errybody an erryting
cuz I hate muhself
cuz muh dadday wut kill innawar
an britistan r miserable stuffy cunts
is so hopeless
mope mope mope
hear some breddy gud music tho

>Fat Man
>Actor Died from too much cocaine
>"I give you sucky up up"
>May I fluff your pillow good sir
>Fat ass why are you wearing my coat
>Mom Fucks Son

>a lonely single dad and his gay son
>a single mother with feuding children
>eric roberts brings them all together

Yes!

>"He omitted information regarding your progenitor."
>"The information he provided was sufficient. He conveyed to me that you dispatched the individual in question."
>"No, the progenitor is before you."
>"No."

Tommy Boy

>Inna band
>win concert tickets
>sent to catholic school
>mushroom pizza
>get to town
>beat each other up
>go to concert

Congrat We have a Winrar

>Some dudes get a thing and then a small mammal shows up; hijinks ensue

loli sidekick falls in love with me even though I'm a 40 year old guy but it's cool cause I'm retarded

Sexy Beast

>D-Day
>Faggot got his legs blown off
>FUck you tomhanks kill yourself
>Years later was a good movie to represent DDay

Empire strikes back

Mouse in the house

Empire Strikes Back

Forest Gump

>be woman held hostage by a terrifying monster and his mutilated servants
>succumb to stockholm syndrome.

it's like Benjamin button but instead of age it's intelligence

Nu Try again

leon the professional

Detroit Rock City

Die hard with a vengeance

Flowers for Algernon

The Wall!

yep

Interstellar Confrontations

>2 hour Daft Punk music video

Yeah!

Kangaroo Jack

>British bitches go to pee
>find aliens

>college kids terrorize two rednecks