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Game over for the Elites edition

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lim (x -> inf) (1 / x)

st(1 / inf)
st(1 / (1 / eps))
st(eps)
0

so much more direct to compute limits with hyperreals

sup bros?

>bros
foy

Slowly going blind

watching some JAV

ed women ARE important

any other /r/the_donald regufees in?

best type of porn there is too bad its full of nips

went to coles and they had haagen dasz, thought they pulled it years ago because I haven't see any since

just ate 2 belgian chocolates, 3000 calories

Getting the daily Remy Lacroix in

bash the fash

gnarly bro

might pack a bowl to your health

Fuck! 3D*

love breasts. not fussed about bumholes

have DOMS
should i go gym or not

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Yeah here

The Democrats are the real racists

hate pints

wicked dude *does a rip*

why are you a fascist nazi sympathiser?

had a maths teacher in school who used to call me 'bro'

he was a literal rasheed (in the sense that he was from a paki country and his surname was actually rasheed). he also used to say 'lord have mercy' a lot, and it's only now occuring to me that he likely meant allah when he said that but he was a physics autist so he was probably an atheist

can't believe thailad is an altright thug, shame on you

I'm not, I'm a 'laugh at the people who call everyone nazis' sympathiser

*thailad insults the king*
*gets locked up for 50-100 years*

HOWLING

protect straight white men

I was a pyromaniac as a kid, used to light things up and make little explosives/smoke bombs all the time out in the woods/field.
still am a little bit
idk why fire is so enthralling

anyone else?

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Britain is on the verge of a race war.

very hungover desu

shan't ever associate with those rabid animals, a short drop and a sharp stop is the only thing they deserve

did you also hurt or kill small animals and wet the bed until a later than normal age?

Is minoxidil good for thin hair?

I'm not balding but just want my hair to be thicker

the scottish are getting uppity again?

youtube.com/watch?v=mod8lDWn2ic

had a tunisian math teach in middle school and every week he had a different laptop
one day we asked him why and he told us that they all "fell from the truck" in a funny manner
reckon he wasn't joking at all

no
never set fire to things in an overly dangerous way
unless auzcucks consider firecrackers dangerous

good lad

are you actually a viet lad? I went to hanoi last month but didn't you see haha

PENG day outside lads

why should I be loyal to a country? from where does patriotism come from and why should it be celebrated?

don't know anything about Vietnamese law, aren't there any silly ones?

had an english teacher in her 20s with big boobs and a big bum
was nice

we shall not rest

we shall not be defeated

they messed with the wrong frogs...

not a real Viet
and I'm in the south

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probably trying to evade surveillance
the man's a terrorist

according to "patriots" you should worship the ground under you just because some slut shat you out in so and so country

gonna piss it down soon

in year 8 i had an english substitute who was probably the most shaggable girl i've ever seen

too bad i don't remember her name or i'd be facebook stalking her right now

dude weed
dude weed
my skin green like
dude weed

start off my day i roll a couple big Js
time to get cray in p-l-ace
pack the bowl so tight like my dick in your ass
high class? nah, baby. baby, i'm crass.
i wanna smoke a dab, get the torch out
full clout. rip that pipe, don't cough, then pass out.
420 i blaze it erry day
cause it's time to get crazy in this p-l-ace.
yea

Why is this "for women"?

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What makes it not suitable for men?

he was probably so poor he had to do IT on the side but wanted to look cool in front of kids

what's the plan for today lads?

I'm taking my fidget spinner into the shop for its MOT

haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning - which was only a banana. dont feel hungry, just a bit sick. its weird. i guess this is how starving africans feel

man if i was old and there was nothing to look forward to anymore i'd just spend every day getting fucked up on all kinds of shit

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the only logic in it is you preferring your culture but most western countries outside of yankland are the same

going to apply for a couple of jobs
going to reply to some emails
going to go shopping
smoke a joint once errands are completed
see what the lads are up to tonight but i may stay in and post on /brit/ instead

>fav'rite

what the fuck is wrong with yanks? that isn't even a real abbreviation, literally nobody has ever said favourite like that

Mine just failed, had to get 3 new bearings ffs. Only gone and lost the logbook as well.

ah yes, the National Anthem of the United States

i like french culture and history but shan't care about a block with 3 colors in it or borders

t. never left sydney

same reason furbies were marketed towards girls and not boys, it's a mystery

lim (x -> inf) x

st(inf)
undefined

nice and formal
you just literally substitute a transfinite hyperreal number for the variable and take the standard part (round to the nearest real)
undefined limits are undefined since the standard part is undefined for transfinite arguments

lim (x -> 0+) ln(x)
st(ln(eps))
st(-inf)
undefined

limits approaching from the negative or positive directions are easy with infinitesimals

meeting the gf's parents smdh

barbeque.

if trips I stick some ket up me hooter before I go

fayv-rit is how i say it all the time

fuuuuuck unlucky mate. I've got a lad who works for an import company so I get deals on aftermarket japanese bearings, way stronger than the European stuff

so you like french culture but don't care about France
kys yourself

frig off, dorks

chooon
youtube.com/watch?v=QXMUY4deXs0

I mean there are minor differences, but like I cannot fathom why there has been a war over northern ireland for example.

What is the point, what difference does it make to the price of bread if you have a british union jack or an irish tricolour flying over your head?

If I got a nice job offer in Ireland or the netherlands or germany, I would treat it no differently to me getting a job offer in a different a job in scotland or wales or north england. My life would not substantially differ. Then why be proud of this patch of clay? why die over it?

it's an old-timey dialect to give the song a rustic feel and not like corporate propaganda, although it's not doing a very good job

yanks used to use f's as s's too

France died with Louis XVI

They have the regular one marketed towards men which is 3 times the price

And the internet says they are literally the same ingredients

I think I just uncovered a ploy by the marketing bastards

when you look at the state of actual france mate, not caring about it is the best option!

all me

i find hyperreals much more intuitive than limits
they're also way easier to write

That's sound, I wish I had the presence of mind to think about making a few phone calls before I took mine in. They rip off with the labour charge to no end at this fucking place.

this is sad

it makes no difference to you because you likely have no culture beyond consumerism, and no real home due to either moving around a lot or living in a big city.

I'm not saying this as an attack because I feel much the same as this as well.

>I've got a lad who works for an import company so I get deals on aftermarket japanese bearings, way stronger than the European stuff

This is stupid though.

Do you have more affinity to wallonians who are belgian french people or to tahitians who are tahitians under french rule?

in some sense you're equally as disconnected from either. just because someone speaks the same language to you and has a similar lifestyle doesn't mean much at the end of the day. even you're second and third cousin you may not know or particularly care about. so why does one care enough about something so large and abstract, enough to fight and die for it.

>kys yourself
what did he mean by this

eating outside with a mate for lunch
small party tonight
otherwise nothing planned

China

>no culture beyond consumerism
objectively false because I also eschew consumerism (though that is another debate for another day). but on that note, sure I partake in local morris dancing troupes and when i was abroad i only partook ni foreign festiviites from the vantage point of a cultural-tourist.

the rest is true, i have moved around alot as an adult and lived in a big city.

>2 KB, 104x96
Slowdown, billionaire

ah mate don't, bet you fell for the bearing-greasing service too?

Remember when I was first getting into spinner my local mechanic must have seen me coming a mile off, must have spent well over 2 grand on bearing de-ionization, recalibration and polishing. Sure my RPMs went up but I think it was all placebo

I feel this way too. A lot of people in this country talk like they'd rather live in a suit filled hole in the ground as long as they can have the correct coloured rag flying nearby.

is that putin's fleshlight? xD

nationalism is just another convenient lie to promote control
people say its "just tribalism" which is not true because nation-states often have very little to do with the tribes that inhabit them beyond enforcing a collective manufactured tribal identity nation-wide.

I feel much more strongly about my home region than I do my country or people living on the other side of it beyond some general friendliness and common attitudes towards things.

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>objectively false because I also eschew consumerism (though that is another debate for another day). but on that note, sure I partake in local morris dancing troupes

>sure I partake in local morris dancing troupes
I don't* partake

Trump was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in the now-Taliban-controlled Waziristan region of Afghanistan in 1954. After his parents were killed in a car accident, a British Army captain took little Dawood to London, where the Trump family later adopted him and brought him to America.

I've spent the last couple years trying to strip myself of consumer culture as well, which is very difficult back in north america since everything is so mixed up with it there.

Redpill me on biotin pills

patriotism was launched as an argument to why people should kill each other off in wars to serve interests of people who clearly don't represent the nation