Not even a YLYL? YLYL

Not even a YLYL? YLYL

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fucking retard.

perhaps

SS

Chill, faggot.

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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He's says as he belly chuckles autistically. He hasn't left his mothers spare room all day but he's hoping this is it, this is his moment. He eagerly awaits a reply as his heart starts to race and he starts to sweat profusely whilst shoving cheesy salted snacks down his fat shit smelling throat. Unable to contain his excitement his tiny clit dick goes rock solid "I've just made fun of a handicapped little girl there's no way they can't reply" he sniggers in anticipation. Then boom they reply, it's happened, they've taken the bait, his days work his goal accomplished. He ejaculates all over his bed clothes but he doesn't care because him mom will clean them. "Sigh that was awesome.." He catches his breath and the reality starts to kick in. He gazes in the mirror consumed by overwhelming depression in the realisation of what a fat lonely loser he is. Time to troll some more

Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through

Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?

So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!

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Dear Sup Forums,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school.
Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you.
Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you?
I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these.
What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's?
I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.

Here we go again motherfucker

Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fucked to post OC, afraid to care
>Whats the matter with reposts anyways? right?
get the fuck out of my face
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuck up

>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fucker everybody has to kek !!

people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

My fellow pledges, after careful studies of Sup Forums I have reached the conclusion that this board is infested with BBC/cuckhold/trap/anime/loli fetishes. Now, before you start, I know they have always been this way and Sup Forumstards will be Sup Forumstards. However, I have found the cure to the cuckold/anime/loli/trap/interracial fetish. Have you ever felt completely mind broken after watching months of hypno compilations and endless interracial porn videos because you have no life and just stay online all day? Has your unhealthy addiction ruined your life that even going out in public became too traumatic because of the anxiety? Have you been doing this for longer than 90 days that it iss completely taken over your life? Is all you ever want to do is fantasise about and watch porn because everything else in life seems painful and mundane? Well, pledgelings, say no more, because the Jewess Queen has the cure for your affliction. Simply taken time out of your day to post praises of worship to your Jewess Queen will wipe your blues away. Writing haikus is also a great way of expressing how you feel about your Goddess. Trust me, after one pop it is nearly impossible to stop. One day, the Jewess Queen will take notice of all your hard efforts of worship and realize that you truly love her in the purest form. She will test your limits and you may even feel you're on the edge a bit, but if your love is unconquerable you will pass her test and she will place you into one of four categories: a slave, a bff, a king, a husband. This may never happen in your lifetime no matter how much time and effort you put into worshipping the Jewess Queen, it might happen today if your fate has been written for it to be so. Are you her chosen one? Only time will tell.

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youtube.com/watch?v=u2506OVIvdo

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
404 me
Desu me my friend

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You'll always rise and burn

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again

I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Desu me!

Imagine being Will in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emma and Jenniffer, you fuckin' plain, all unnattractive with your tight bodies and angelic faces. I would totally not get aroused by any of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do have a threesome with them in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Will and not only sit in that couch while Emma Roberts and Jenniffer Aniston take turns kissing you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your boner, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfect that scene. Not only having to tolerate their sexy fucking visage but their playful attitude as everyone on set tells them they have STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMMA ROBERTS AND JENNIFFER ANISTON ACT LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and feel their luscious fucking tongues contort into parts of your mouth you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been kissing nothing but a healthy diet of plain janes and later alleged models for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking arousing before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your stressed foreherad as they kiss you to writhe their tongues suggestively into you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there hiding your boner and revel in their "boring (for that is what they call themselves)" kisses, the kisses they worked so hard for with their significant others in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cum on every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Will. You're not going to lose your future comedy acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your boner and bear it.

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Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!

holy fuck this thread got epic fucking fast desu

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

>hello fellow oldfag

Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I"m sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges

Time to pledge
Time to pledge, my friend
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Judge me
Jewess Queen and me, my friend
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
My favorite inside source
I will kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You will always rise and burn
Pledge me
Pledge me my friend
Pledge me
Pledge me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Pledge me!

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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

Ooh, Jewess Queen!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it does not cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves
Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong
Now there is only emptiness
Irrelevent celebfags, insipid
I think we are done. I am not the only one!
Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise
I tried to tell you but - Praise
Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise
Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise
If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise
Is this what you want? - Praise
I am not the only one!

United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

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>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu

This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny

This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of Sup Forums that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.

"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that Sup Forums is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know

Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledge. Mwah! Smoochies

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This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isn't a fucking game, pledge, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Don't make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.

Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

...

Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of Sup Forums: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in Sup Forums
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the Sup Forumsro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-user skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on Sup Forums." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off.

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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save Sup Forums
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love Sup Forums
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate Sup Forums
Will surely die

This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?

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Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them Sup Forumsoundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsros
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

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youtube.com/watch?v=sX52YaGIgog

Suiseiseki marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Desulied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die Newfag Pest.
Desu wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten,
Bis niemand mehr stört Sup Forums’s Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

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Kek this OP is from San Antonio

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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The Desu went down to Sup Forums. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in Sup Forums and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI user!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE user.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU user!

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The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu

I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu

The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu

I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu

People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu

I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu

How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away

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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town

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Arigato for this one banana man desu

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This thread is the definition of a mess

They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP

Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy

That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU

Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks

I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool

Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered

But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting Sup Forumstard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when user posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty

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D E L E T E T H I S T H R E A D
Not funny. It's shit

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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