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Worst Griffey Edition

SD:Report: Edwin Jackson to O's on minors deal
SF:Denard Span (hip) not in Wednesday's lineup
BOS:Pomeranz (arm) looking likely for Sunday
TOR:Roberto Osuna (neck) throws off flat ground
MIN:Escobar plates four runs in win over Royals
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) not starting Wednesday
CWS:Pelfrey inks minor league deal with White Sox
WAS:Anthony Rendon (calf) returns to Nats' lineup
COL:Rockies officially release RHP Jason Motte
DET:Mike Pelfrey close to joining White Sox
MLW:Brewers add ex-Ray Nick Franklin on waivers
NYM:Mets sign Desmond Jennings to minors deal

orioles

Dylan Bundy is elite

honk honk

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>biscotti

This is now an Orioles thread

What team would be least obnoxious to win the AL Comedy Central?

baseball god coming through

Dubs and all oriole posters are not allowed here

>Source: David Price will "almost certainly" require TJS

Injuns
If singles Orioles posters are welcome here

thanks, i'll stay here now, i would've left if that post was dubs

no rerolling

Fried Schrimpf is best Padre

Hey bullpen, better warm up those quads

hockey was a mistake

Well we are a broship

>can't find tribessmukbirdfistbump.jpg

Smuk Wahoo will have to do

>His RTTS character didn't win Rookie of the Year at 18 years old
Explain yourself, /mlb/

I'll just try again next thread!

Trick question
They are all terrible

Hockey's okay I guess.

nope i said no rerolling

i'll know if it's you

rags are ragsing again

Rerolls only apply to current threads. A new thread constitutes fresh rolls.

did someone say rags?

MARINERS!

whos

I remember when Freddy Galvis was a meme. It's weird to think of him as a good player

dads vs. dodgers

>rags

Angels A's

is pitch framing a legitimate measure of a catcher's defensive ability?

rags?

yes

Defensive? Nah. But pitch framing in itself is very important

it is but the problem is teams have caught on and either made good framers a starter or forced their starter to learn it that the difference is almost negligible between the best pitch framer and the 10th or 15th, its literally like a couple extra strikeouts over the course of a season, also its literally based on the umps being bad at their jobs and being bamboozled

Yelich's mom hasn't been posted in far too long

> mfw i bumped my high score to 47 years

feels good man

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>mfw blake treinen
Who undefeated, alone in 1st place and on pace for 162 - 0 here?

can't blame either one of them f.a.m.

i'd like to be the meat in that sandwich

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>mfw I forgot my face

>Red Sox offense

1-161 record would be too good for them.

WHAT TEAM ARE YOU A FAN OF

You should know this, he's a Cleveland fan.

yo fuck you

What is she looking at?

> switched to streaming TV
> hear fireworks 30 seconds before HRs and wins

adrian gonzalez literally cant stop going opposite field when shifted

newfag

GG Red fan

Girardi should just let his relievers pitch the entire game tbqhwy

haha y-yeah the red sucks offense is so bad h-hehe

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excellent start from eickhoff, solid series to start the year t.b.h.

>Pineda's mandated one inning autismfest cost us this game

GG Reds, next time keep the woos to a minimum plz

I honestly think jerad will be the gem we get from the Hamels trade.

85 wins is unironically going to be enough to win the AL east this season isnt it

>pinedas queer autism
>0-9 RISP
I think its time to sell the franchise

just a visual cup check between friends, nothing more

no promises m8

sometimes when i get a little too deep at the game i do it myself

Sell it to Jeter

Hell I'd say 79 would be enough lol.

who the fuck is that apple stickers commercial supposed to appeal to

>he doesn't woo at the game

Murphy 2-4 RBI R
Harper 2-4 2 RBI
Wieters 3-3 2RBI BB
Eaton 1-3 2R
Roark 6IP 2ER 6K
The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman 1-3 HR 2R


Nobody can stop us

>he doesn't jerk off at the mascots while at the game

>sell to jeter
>posada becomes manager
>petite becomes pitching coach
>a-rod becomes hitting coach
>rivera continues to shitpost from a panamanian VPN
>franchise averages 100 wins a season and wins the next 7 WS
Make it happen

>win against marlels
>think you're hot shit
lemme know when you win a playoff series

A seven game series can.

Hey I haven't seen Panamabro in any of the threads yet

pettitte becomes the bullpen coach and jeter becomes the team steroid supplier

>not watching all 8 games at once

pleb

Are you implying Jeter took steroids?

MULTIBALL

meant to say Aroid but got mixed up also yes jeter did roids as well

Panamabro was really just Manuel Noriega on a VPN posting from prison.

> jeter did roids

>he doesn't get shitfaced on alcohol he snuck in and vomit on children at the game

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We can't even get past a 5 game series senpai.

>i still havent gotten my pager in the mail

How much did you pay for this "pager"?

it was 50 dollars because apparently its really expensive to ship to canada

Ey Mike you think the Yankees are gonna go 162-0 this year?

You just fed him and his family for 2 years

>red sox bullpen burnt out

so its another orioles start the year 7-0 episode yes?

162-0

My favorite

Ey Mike you think that the Yankees should fire Girardi and get Andy Pettite to manage?

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Relocate the Yankees to Charlotte and give North Carolina a REAL baseball team.

Ey Mike you think we should re-sign A-Rod?

Ey Mike nice dubs I checked em what do you think about that diet coke

>McCuckchen

Rain is bad postponement bad

I agree Japan. I want to subject myself to torture watching the White Sox.

what can be done about this?