How much cum can you safely swallow before you have to go to the hospital?

How much cum can you safely swallow before you have to go to the hospital?

I'm asking for a friend.

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Only about a teaspoon. Anything more and you'll get cum poisoning and the hospital has to report the data to the CDC

Shit. I gotta go ... er ... go tell my friend.

Tips on eating your own?

I hope you are just being dumb and not actually this retarded

Well you could kinda do a sort of shoulder stand by backing yourself up against a wall or your bed. Legs in the air, penis over your face. Then jerk off. The problem is (at least for me) once you cum the desire goes away REALLY quickly and you'll be sitting there with cum on your face and in your mouth and there will be so much regret.

Why would you have to go to hospital?

To get my stomach pumped.

Only one way to find out, slut *unzips*

??

Cum isn't poisonous, you could down a litre of it and probably feel nothing.

Learn to ruin, it’s magical.

Might be a good skill for cuckold stuff too. If you cum early during a session, you lose all the lust and then you're just sitting there watching dudes fuck your GF and it sucks. It must be how normies feel all the time about this sort of thing.

op is guy lmao

wtf is ruin?

welcome to Sup Forums friend, lurk more and learn things deeper.

Not if you close your eyes.

this amount is of course ok...
why are you asking? planing some hardcore monster gangbang or what?

what tip are you looking for?

Amy?

Nope.

I watched a porn where a girl had guys blow like 20 something loads into a popsicle mold and made a cum popsicle and ate it while they fucked it

I've been thinking about doing that for myself but I don't know how I would manage to hide the cumsicle in the freezer for long enough to fill it up with my cum. I'm afraid my roommates would find it. Plus one of them is gay so he would probably just eat it if he found it

Everything is poisonous at certain dose. That's the first law of toxicology.

this is stupid because OP is not responding...

>while they fucked it
kek'd when i reread that

I mean when they fucked her, not the popsicle

Edging, but going far enough so you leak cum out without pulsing. Bonus: you stay aroused as fuck
unbonus: you still have post-ejaculation shame, except now you have cumbreath

I AM!

Seconded

youre not... I asked this and you didnt reply...

Watch Allie Sin, girl in pic, get bukkaked by 13 dudes. She swallowed every drop. You should be fine

how much air do i need to breath before it becomes poisonous

Well, more like I just did something and feel queasy. Monster blowbang in future is not out of the question.

I miss Allie Sin

>How much cum can you safely swallow before you have to go to the hospital?

You barf it up.

what you did?

Look up cum queen britney. That bitch did blogs answering all sorts of cum questions. She did a 20 load swallow and swallowed a fresh one on top of it - I guess she puked her guts out after it. I would say it’s normal.

Totally not going into detail.

why not? this is Sup Forums dude...
I am interested

I am interested because I am obssessed with cum lately...

Not cum queen, chicktrainer or britney swallows. There are some old blogs somewhere where she talks about it.

Rekt

Cucks want humiliation, and the regretful ones make great clips on porn parody sites

This. I almost cried the last time I did it, so I stopped doing it kek.

You realize hyperventilation is a thing right?

I've swallowed 7 loads, you'll be fine.

Those dead eyes got me diamonds

All of it. You can safely swallow all of it.

oh, those lips...

fuck off, smartass