Shaved my pubes now my shit itches so fucking bad help

Shaved my pubes now my shit itches so fucking bad help

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Guys pls

U never shave barren. Only place that works are the balls and asshole. Learn from this!

some realy fat ointment

Put aftershave on it.

you will just have to deal with it. only trim it next time

>shave pubes in the hopes that it'll make your micropenis look bigger
>end up looking like a diseased toddler
>MFW

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Put some lotion on it for now, next time don't trim so low. Last for about 4 days.

Only a retard shaves their pubes

Tend Skin. Buy it!

Stop shaving with the grain, always go against. Atleast that's how I have to shave my face.

at least your not the guy that shaved his chest and his girl shit on it.
he may or may not have melted his chest off with the advice he received from a fellow user about how to treat the infected bumps.
Sup Forums is such a wonderful place at times

you gotta shave with the grain you faggot

for now, use witch hazel (catch all for minor irritants)

>circumcised (probably the worst one possible)
>discoloration on dick
>red bumps everywhere after shaving
There is so many things wrong with this picture

If you're straight, there's no reason to shave anywhere but your penis, balls, and taint. Just trim. That's what everyone does, women don't care once they have a cock in their face, and your penis will only arguably look larger; just t r i m.

If you're bi or a fag, keep reading.
Ensure the hair isn't too long, or the razor will tug.
Hot shower that shit, directly onto your pubes. Should feel uncomfortably hot, but not necessarily painful.
This is what I didn't know: do not pull your skin taught to get a closer shave.
Seems like the right thing to do, but just fuckin' don't. You will get ingrown hairs.
If you really want a closer, smooth af shave, get a dope razor and use dope shaving cream.
Now, you can pull your cock and balls out of the way to get slightly more taught/the right angle for the razor, but do not stretch your skin and shave it like that. This was my saving grace from countless ingrown hairs.

I use a shitty, old, dull Gillette razor with a fucked up lubricating strip and some shitty soap, not even shaving cream. It comes out 90% smooth, with very minor visible stubble, and get 0 ingrown hairs.

I can tell OP probably took a decently warm shower, scraped away at hair that was too long, pulled his skin taught, and used no shaving cream or soap. This is what happens, m8.
P.S. OP, if you're gonna shave your pubic hair, shave your fucking balls too.

Also never against the grain

Seems you have sensitive skin, learn from your mistakes and move forward. I can thankfully shave fully and not get razor burn

Well its too late this time. Next time, A baby powder or gold bond for right after you shave so that they air out. Then ensure underwear are clean, sheets are clean etc. Always use disposable because then you never reuse razor which causes that.

lsiten to this guy, a shaved penis looks retarded to a girl, like a little boys pee pee, my ex never liked me shaved, only the balls the shaft of the dick and i liked to shave my anus and perineum but thats not the story here

This.

Never dry shave the pubic area. Balls, taint, and asshole are good to go without cream.
Also never go against the grain.
Smother that shit in aloe vera and idk get high or something. Just gotta wait a while till it goes away.

how tf do u trim

I remember, any pics on that?

What's with the weird markings on your dicke and balls?

I think he only posted a pic of his chest.
it would be on Thebarchive.com if you want to look for it.

A guy I worked with that did porn told me to use baby oil and it works. So yeah shave with the grain and use baby oil to shave with next time. For now. Get some kind of lotion from the store to stop the itching. You live and learn.

next time just trim your shit like a real man. razor burn is very unattractive.

Guarded razors like pic related, or electric trimmers.

I use an epilator and just rip the hair out.

SQUEEZE ALL THE BUMPS UNTIL YOU BLEED