Sup Forums, you have 10 seconds to prove that you ARE American

Sup Forums, you have 10 seconds to prove that you ARE American

I ate a value meal at Wendy's and took the Honey BBQ dipping sauce from my nuggets home with me and fucked it.

I get turned on by school shootings and mcdonalds

I own guns, eat bacon, own a 4x4, live in Montana and I support Trump. Nuff said.

My vote counted for 1/3 of a shitbag rednecks.

I drove past two Whataburgers on my way home from HEB

I woke in the most kick ass country on the planet

I'm a porn addict who hasn't eaten a vegetable in at least two weeks

My breakfast was a bowl of pure bacon washed down with a glass of diet dr.pepper

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I can walk to any court house, bridge or concert without fear of a paki attacking me AND women around my neighborhood wont apologize for being raped by Brown people if they were

I secretly want to suck the cock of an orange shit gibbon, and repress it with inarticulate racism

I spam threads telling everyone that traps aren't gay

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210 gang, bangin the set my nigger

trump is a good president
pbr is my fav beer
nixon did nothing wrong

I’m hideously obese, cannot find any other country on the map and still have an imaginary friend.

I guess you are also inbread

I'm a Brit and I agree on all three points

TEH SECONDTH AMMENDMEND SHALL NOT BE INFRIIIIIINGED!!!!!!!!111

spotted the 12 year old

Well shit, I guess tea and crumpets isn't going enough for you then

Jealous noguns confirmed

Unfortunatelly this is true for a big portion of Americans...

>Likes hipster beer
>Supports trump

What in tarnation?

Wrong. Russia is big.

I remember Kmart

>anyone who doesnt share my views is a racist

k

>10 seconds

I can't move that fast!

Q.E.D.

it's the American way

Fuck You

What is pineapples?

Howling