I want a girlfriend who is

I want a girlfriend who is

>shorter than 5'8"
>weigh less that 120lbs
>at least a 7/10
>preferably goth/scene/or emo
>preferably virgin if not can not have fucked more than 3 guys
>has her own job/money
>can actually hold a conversation
>not a bitch

any tips/advice

Remington 870 to roof of mouth and pull trigger

very specific criteria for a kissless neckbeard virgin

Why would you just kill yourself and only yourself ? That's kinda a waste

pooinloo you shitskin and also try washing your ass out for a change

This guy said it before I could

im not a kissless neckbeard. i'm 6'4

>any tips/advice
Lower your standards.

im only half indian

that's a really high standards
you can search for 15-18yo that are
>shorter than 5'8"
>weigh less that 120lbs
>at least a 7/10
>preferably goth/scene/or emo
but nothing more

Depends dude, are you a solid8? Have your own place and good job? 401k and healthcare? Definitely attainable of youre of good stock.

i shouldnt have to

i would say im a solid 5. i have my own place but my dad pays for it and i work for him but my dads rich and when he retires he'll give me the business

Then you're ugly as shit and stilla kissless virgin

nice

wash the bum pajeep wash it!

im not ugly and im not a kissless virgin. ive had girlfriends

ive never even been to india

Youre a fucking loser.

no im really not

Stop shitting on the streets pajeet

translate?

Well.... It's been like a day since r/incels got banned and here they are.

My advice is, prepare to die alone.

>solid 5 half Indian.
Be grateful for any pussy whatsoever would be my advice.

Comes on Sup Forums to give standards for women. Nice.