Ask a Mormon anything

Ask a Mormon anything

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If the Book of Mormon is true, then why has the Mormon church changed it?

do you have boobs?

Are you something

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how far away is kolob?

it is very far away.......

Got any fives?

Do you still need special eyeglasses to read the special Bible?

Magic underwear.

Is it a thing?

its an easy answer. all mormons above 18 know this. you are not a mormon, or you are under age.

funny seeing another mormon on Sup Forums, lmao

then answer the kolob thing

why have you chosen to dedicate your like to following a cause that can so easily be discredited and is seen as a joke by anyone even the tiniest hint of common sense?

What are you going to do when I steal your magic underwear?

Nope, the Magic Eyeglasses are only needed to read the Book of Mormon

Nope, the Magic Underwear is the one with the yellow stain on the front and brown stain on the back.

What is the common criteria of you people, I know nothing about you

Bugs...easy on the lettuce

There is no god.

living without internets.
living without cellphones.
living without shower/shampoo/toiletpaper.

Woah! Easy there on the carrots, Joseph Smith!

Atheists can't prove their beliefs.

Did your deacon's quorum president molest you?

sounds like you 4chaners are way too much informed about Mormons things

except for the kolob thing

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Until you can prove there is a god, then there's not one.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

Why can't you drink alcohol or caffeine?

extraordinary claim: the universe created itself, the farted (Big Bang), and then the fundamental constants of physics created self-conscious life and everything other

still expecting extraordinary proof

and no viagra as well

>A secret society Will display mormón knowledge on Wikipedia

How are the girls?

What's your planet gonna be like?

Kolob is roughly 1 Billion light years away

Soooo..., what up Doc?!

Extraordinary claims: Dirt Man/Rib Woman hoodwinked by reptilian apple salesman. Or, 600 yr old man in his first attempt at building a boat, builds a 500ft ark and somehow lures two of every species on the planet into it. Because magic...

OP here. I don't drink alcohol because I take medications that contradict being drunk, and I don't ingest caffeine because it makes me too wired.

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the most believable biblical document I have ever seen.

How can you live with the hypocrisy and inherent contradictions within the religion we were raised in?

No, you're thinking of it all wrong. God exists or he doesn't. Whether he does or not, it is true regardless of our ability to prove it, whichever is true. The problem is, however, that theists claim he does exist. Atheists are skeptical of this claim. If the theists are right, they are right, whether or not they can prove it, but we have no reason to believe them, as of yet. I am an atheist, but, if God exists, I am wrong, even though the theist has yet to convince me, and even though I think I am correct to doubt them, anyway. The truth or falsehood of a claim is independent of anyone's ability to prove or disprove it, but, until a claim is proven, we should doubt it. The truth is the most important thing to me, and, even though the religious claim to have it, so do a lot of other people. They may have it, and, if they do, I want to believe them, but, I have no reason to believe them, and do not want to believe something false. Which is why I am here, to see if the OP has anything to say in the ways of proving Mormanism, although, I am very happy to respond to any claims presented. So, does anyone have any arguments or proofs or even simple considerations they would like to bring to my attention? I would love to hear anything anyone has to say, as long as they can tell me why they think it is true. Thank you.

Stop mumbling. Take my cock out of your mouth first.

Not momo fag, but post momo.
They are called garments. And you can only have them after some ritual in a temple. Never had them though :)

> Ask a Mormon anything
If you're actually dumb enough to believe that shit, why would anyone ask you anything? Why wouldn't they just lie and tell you what you should believe and say an angel did it with a magic hat?

Deacons are 12-13, their quorum president is the same age. The quorum leader however...

I think gods don't exist because as depicted they directly contradict laws of physics that the best evidence to date shows are inviolable. So we have the whole of observable reality as evidence against the proposition that any gods exist.

Shitty masses of dough, whether "skinny" or not.

Can you stop time?

Where are the golden tablets kept?

Yes, I can stop time.

An interesting position, one I have a lot of sympathy.

Number one producer of agnostics and athiests are religious parents

No shit, you have to jerk those rungs

You need an erect penis to get to heaven, not a simple one

Time to pray

Make it 3. Returned Missionary. Sealed in temple.

Because your premise is wrong?

It isn't easily credited.

There is a God.
Protestant religions - no authority
Catholics - by their fruits
Muslim - they worship a false God just like priests of Bael.
Hindu - LOL

At least LDS claim restoration.

As for the Mormon skeletons... Mark Hoffman, much?

Also, just because someone wrote it down, doesn't mean it's true.

lds.org/ensign/1983/12/understanding-textual-changes-in-the-book-of-mormon?lang=eng

No.

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Look at the North Star in the sky at night.

Special Bible? We use King James Version.

By magic do you mean garments? Mormons won't really wear them unless they go on missions or get married.

I like having a huge family.

Buy new ones.

Family is everything unless you betray it. In that event we hope you come back and try to right your wrongs.

Nope you are thinking of the Catholics. Plus the president would be the same age as the deacon.

No alcohol mostly because Joseph Smith's wife got angry at alcoholics and coffee drinkers. You can have caffeine just not coffee and certain types of tea.

I got a blonde haired wife and we lost our virginities on our wedding night and neither of us believe in divorce so I would say 10/10.

What specifically are you speaking of so I can address it?

>If you're actually dumb enough to believe that shit, why would anyone ask you anything?
Perhaps you should ask yourself why you just asked me then?

Garments aren't magic. That myth comes from Mormon lore that is often nonsensical. For example:

He died in a house fire. His whole body was burnt to a crisp except where his garments were.

WTF did you say bitch?

Disciples of Christ or God often wore garments signifying they were followers. Not magic. More a modesty thing. Hard to wear immodest clothes when you wear them. Sucks way more for the women.