You have 10 seconds to name a more hilariously pathetic franchise

You have 10 seconds to name a more hilariously pathetic franchise.

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>rags

pls no bully the rags

>Rags

>R A G S

Can't see y'all way down there

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PROTIP: You can't

> rags

>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
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>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
>Start the season with three consecutive embarrassing failures after hyping themselves up all offseason

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

The Browns of Cleveland

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They've actually won championships in their franchise history, unlike the >rags

No, they haven't.
>Cleveland cucking of '94
Art Modell took those rings to Baltimore. Nü Browns have been a joke since inception.

Yes, they have.
>League Championships (8) - AAFC Championships (4) 1946, 1947, 1948, 1949; NFL Championships (4) 1950, 1954, 1955, 1964
>those rings
So now you're admitting they did win champsionships.
>to Baltimore
No, he didn't. Cleveland kept all of the team's history, name, colors, etc.
>Nü Browns have been a joke since inception.
No denial here but the point is their franchise still accomplished something the >rags never have.

Better to be a has-been than a never-was.

The franchise that had won those rings moved. I know it's semantics, but getting cucked out of your own team history, having an asterisk next to every title hanging from the rafters, but still putting them up because you have no shame. That's really pathetic. Say what you want about the rags, but at least there are some things to be proud of.

I posted facts which can be sourced from multiple places. As you admitted, you only have semantics to go from.

>Say what you want about the rags, but at least there are some things to be proud of.
None of which you provided but here, let me help you
>World Series titles (0) None
Going by your logic, if the >rags ever moved they wouldn't even have titles to asterisk.

Nothing is more pathetic than having nothing.

Minnesota Vikings
>over 50 years old
>0 championships
>0-4 in Owls
>haven't even gotten to the Owl in over 40 years
>Their flagship radio station has a Packers show