ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

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>Be 12 year old boy
>ayy lmao
>fast forward
>ayy lmao
>rewind
>finis

ET?

>niggers
>vietnam
>juggalos

Not but it came out four years after E.T., if that helps.

yeah ET

>live in a massive open world game
>have to save noob friend that got captured
>eventually become best player due to hacks
>kill bosses of game because i have cool hacks

Hackers

or

WarGames

>Industrial sized fish get a larger fish bowl to swim in
>Nigger in oven
>Jules Winnfield makes an untimely exit

>kill dog
>no

> Be typical Sup Forums member
> Lonely
> Drives places
> complains about society and lack of pussy
> Blames everyone but himself
> Buys gun
> Kills a bunch of people

>jackie chan the kung fu chef helps save a bunch of poors

John Wick

My life?

Drive

>yeah ET
Not E.T.

Close, though. The movie in question was kinda piggybacking off of E.T.'s success.

Flight of the Navigator
Great kino

If your name is Travis Bickle

youtube.com/watch?v=kGTY-7e3iT0

Correct! You deserve a free internet for that, user.

Mac and Me

>hanging out
>fucking cold out
>dog's not fucking real
>toasted
>fuck we're not real
>everyone dies
>fuck

>some guy runs around and does various shit

Good guess, similar movie. Taxi driver was what I was getting at

Prefontaine

The Big Lebowski.
Or, Crank.

you're not supposed to give the answer after just one guess!

The Thing

Taxi Driver.

Checked.

And it was Flight of the Navigator, but Mac and Me also kinda fits.

no

score

The thing

>Be cute shota walking home from school
>Pedobear in human form appears, kidnaps shota
>Shota gets butt fucked for years
>Shota grows up to become alcoholic; dies
>Based on a true story

>Kind of a loser
>Work at a bank
>Life gets turned upside down cuz i find something ancient
>Have to save a pretty girl from a bomb in a club at the end of it all

The vast majority of action thrillers.

The Mask

correct!
My bad :(

We have a WINrar.

>Be faggot
>Do faggot stuff, suck dick, get butt fucked, etc.
>Get AIDS
>Die
>The End

yes, but this guy ran a lot

Mission Impossible

or

Without Limits

what is Moot, the Sup Forums Movie

>A
>B
>C
>D
>E
>F
>G
>H
>I
>J
>K
>L
>M
>N
>O
>P
>Q
>R
>S
>T
>U
>V
>W
>XXL
>Y
>Z

So, a Tom Cruise movie.

Under Siege

is all good broski

old yeller

Philadelphia

got his first name right

Forrest Gump?

YES

the da chichi Vinci code

God bless

deep blue sea

checking my own quints lads

Dead presidents.

Checked

>Annoying young faggot learns kung fu or something gay like that
>Goldfish.jpg
>Chink on steroids chimping out
>Also, Ghost Dog makes a cameo

> be me
> get killed
> get brought back to life
> solve my own murder and kill the faggot
> all is well until sequel

Yes, haha.

Correct. Wow, I didn't think anyone would get that so soon.

Correct

checked

karate kid?

Kung Fu Panda

Spawn

The person is supposed to retrieve a case, is a fucking child, find cure for cancer

Not quite but those also kinda work.

The Golden Child

sorry, wrong movie

Eddie Murphy

Nobody ever guessed this last time.

>peeping Tom
>Perry Mason
>backscratcher

uncle Tom's cabin

I haven't seen spawn, so I don't know the plot of that one, but it's not the movie I'm describing.

rear window

this square guy smokes grass and gets a job at a burger place

>can't understand a fucking thing anybody says
>don't go into the forest
>goats and shit

Did spawn have a sequel?

Chester the molester

nope

>Commandos
>Tiger Mafia

A sequel was announced years ago, and I assumed it had been produced by now but according to wikipedia, it's been in development hell for almost 20 years. So, no.

nope

The Village

>doctor
>hands are broke
>become wizard to fix hands
>save world
>hands still broke

they need to make one. that movie is fuggin awesome

Well done!

Doctor Strange

The Witch

:D

strangelove

yes

two homeless fat guys break into a museum to win a bar contest

Yes :^)

>sunken treasure
>tiger shark
>sexy people swimming

>I AM GOING TO STICK SOME BUTTER IN THIS BITCH'S ASSHOLE THEN FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

>A kike beats up a white kid
>Sex and the City before Sex and the City
>Is my cunt here?

Into the Blue

Bruh is that Spy Kids 3?

theres a remake of the original I heard thats coming soon
Not sure though

Anyone care to take another guess at this one, or should I reveal the answer.

This movie was a big deal. Should be easy.

>ugly looking guy
>calls up actors
>barb wire anal rape
>swallows centipede
>fin

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