Already bad-mouthing his own players in public

>already bad-mouthing his own players in public

he's done for, RIP Mourinho 2004-2015

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>dont update tactics since 2004
>suddenly teams stop pushing up the field against you
>stop scoring goals no matter how stacked the teams are in your favor
>dont change tactic

he deserves it desu. one-trick pony that stopped studying the game.

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espnfc.com/club/manchester-united/360/blog/post/3096699/jose-mourinho-has-worst-home-record-of-any-manchester-united-boss-in-45-years
>worst home record since getting relegated

>mfw mou bus parks his way to europa league win and CL spot for next season

He hasn't updated his tactics? I guess you mean he plays defensive at times so that means he hasn't changed. Guardiola's been attacking all the time but that doesn't mean he hasn't tried new things.

i'm joze i'm de bezd

this is actually good. him sticking his head into pogba's and ibra's arse didn't do shit. heroball needs to end and the time to build a proper team is now.

it's fucking manchester united. they shouldn't ever have to build a good team, just have it. this is a fucking sham led by a cult leader. they might not make CL, they regularly draw against shit clubs a fraction of their size, they fucking drew against rostov. they have like 25% less goals than anyone else in the top 6. and everyone's okay with how things are """""progressing""""" like he's rebuilding an american salary cap team. fucking sham

Thats actually what mourinho is betting on now, not sure how good anderlecht is, what are man us chances of getting past them and going to the semis?

Anderlecht is doing better in recent years, coming out of a bit of a slump. However, they'll be awed by the circumstances, the opposition (Mourinho still carries some weight in our press) and the result of the previous encounter in the paleolithicum which keep getting reported in the press.

I expect maybe a plucky draw at Anderlecht and a loss at Manchester.

This is a good read, with regard to Mourinho's attacking tactics: independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/kylian-mbappe-manchester-united-jose-mourinho-a7669736.html

>mfw a Luke Shaw was fat near me

Mourinho:
>“You see how many goals during the season Rashford, Lingard, Mkhitaryan, Martial score?”

Basically he's sucking Ibra harder and calling everyone else shit.
In public.

He's the Penaldo of managers. Biggest fraud ever

I'm in vacation, so I'm watching most EPL games.

They are finishing like shit.

Rashford is a good dribbler, fast, seems to position himself well. But at least twice a game he tends to lose easy 1x1s. An average Brazilian league striker would score at least half of those. He plays well, but can't finish.

Mkhitaryan is very smart, a great dribbler, gives great passes. But his finishing is awful.

What United needs is a Romario.

United needs an another ape like Pogba for entertaiment purpose

>people unironically think he's better than lvg

>2004-2015
*2002-2015, you fucking ignorant

>p-please watch our league

the players are to blame. the team has great attacking statistics but they just can't get the ball in the fucking net

LVG was the one that built this team with poor transfers.

unlike LVG teams they have all the right pieces but it isnt clicking. he will figure it out

United has one of the most wasteful attacks I have ever seen.

It is like a reverse Pulis team.

2004-2015

I like all these excuses for this cunt but the opposite for Pep whose players have been individually shit
kys hypocrites

Only idiots say Pep is a bad coach.

RING RING

He's not a bad manager, but he certainly is not as good as everyone thought he was. Coming to england has ruined his legacy and he has a lot to prove now.

Mourinho is finished. He might as well retire now. He's gone.

Neither Pep nor Mourinho are doing a bad job.

April fools was 5 days ago la

iirc doesnt United lead in shots on target and possession among other stats? seems like they need someone who can actually finish

go watch city matches, they're all available. would easily be top of the league if those overpaid twats could finish sitters, their creativity up front is night and day under guardiola. People here just want him to fail because it's the typical English mentality of wanting to see people who are praised fail

Yer not wrong...

Are you mentally retarded? Or do you really believe in this shit?

...still, at least he won't be alone.

Pep has gotten 6 points out of possible 15 in the last matches.

Mourinho spent 89m on a single player and has turned the theatre of dreams into the theatre of draws.

Stop sucking their dicks. Holy fuck.

>You are only as good as your last 5 matches

And United is playing well. They are just finishing like shit.

>And United is playing well. They are just finishing like shit.

Look at how that worked at Madrid and Chelsea

>I don't watch the matches
All I needed to know la

>b-but they hit the woodwork
>b-but offside was wrong

>I don't watch the matches but I'll give a shit opinion either way
I bet you rate ronaldo as well

>hurr you dont watch the matches

You already said that.

I unironically think that if united had any sort of finishing they would be right in the top 3. Mou has them barely conceding a goal per game and pogshit has hit the bar so many times this season with his shit finishing. I have no idea why lingard was offered such a big contract for his 1 goal this season though

they wont sack him

It's true. People on here love to "meme". United dominates they just can't finish. I don't know how Mou is supposed to take blame for not being able to put the ball into the net.

One trick pony who had very fortunate circumstances. Give him some credit, his one trick was very good but now he is well and truly exposed.

United is literally the opposite of Inter.

100k isnt really all that big anymore desu. its just the standard contract they give younger players

6 crossbar hits and everything else is just as shit. Besides Ibra no other players on united offer an attacking threat consistently.

You clearly don't, you've proven it with your shitposting. I can't give an opinion on united as I haven't watched them enough. Go back to memeing

RLC is on 75k irc with way more potential for an english youth

>United is playing well
ay

Did you watch their games?

They create a load of chances but are wasteful. Pretty much every goalkeeper that plays against them ends up looking like prime Casillas, because they finish like crap.

This. United are the bomb.

Desu if he wins the EL United will have had a very good year trophy wise, and he will have made Unite one of the four (I think) clubs that won every UEFA trophy.

>specialist in failure
He had his soul stolen in Madrid. Imagine being given the opportunity of living out your dream and finding out that you're simply not good enough. Then you move back to where you were great expecting to at least build a legacy for yourself but you're so broken that it's impossible while others accomplish what you sought out to do.

It's easy to throw Shaw under the bus since he probably knows that Shaw's career at United is done.

They practically park the bus so yes they don't concede much, doesn't take a genius to park the bus

>implying Mourinho can stop the powerhouse that is Celta de Vigo

thats debatable. but hes on less because he signed a new one a year ago. if hed renew now hed get 7 figures as well.

Except they don't do that. Watch more matches, jack-ass.

>signs Lindgard to 100k/week

he's 24 and prob hit his ceiling

Anyone who wants to understand Mourinho's coaching methods should watch Whiplash.

Still saying the same thing? Change the record.

>Lingard
>The dude that scored 2 times in 2 cup finals doesn't deserve the average salary at Man Utd because reasons.

He's outdated as fuck, he keeps playing as if he's still the underdog.

Think about it, the guy who coached Chelsea, Man Utd. and Real Madrid. The underdog.

He's out of touch.

lmao it's not like he scored to win wc and cl finals

Yeah then he would be on 300k per week minimum

>because reasons

because of cost of opportunity
it's not about how much he "deserves", it's what you can do with the same cash

Yeah Man Utd are really short of cash.

>we have a big purse so we should just throw cash around

>"because reasons"

like he is an average player at best who has hit his peak


Take off the ManU blinders for a second

Yeah to show future prospects that even squad rotation players can earn more than 'stars' at other puny clubs.

It's not your money, so why do you care?

What? Is this not a sports board to discuss... sports? Is spending/salaries not sports related?

You're all over the place friendo

Nah it's not amerifat sports where you have a salary cap.
Stick to your commie sports where it matters.

does man utd train finishing?

He isn't wrong though

>millennial soccer players lack basic fundamentals like finishing

who knew

wheres slovak bro at

he got banned

night shift at the factory