I'm 29 and I live with my Aunts Ex Husband and I think my 16 year old cousin wants to bang me. What do? Pic unrelated. Just like my cousin.
She is pretty hot. Like 8/10
She is a troublemaker, running away from home, self harming, getting into fights, vandalism.
She flirts with me non stop since the day I moved in. I mean, I think she's flirting. Last night she was wearing leggings so tight they were see thru and she was playing with her dogon the couch and constantly falling on top of me and laying in seductive positions. She even at one point put her legs behind her head for some stupid reason.
Help?
Matthew Long
Does it have a dick
Juan Brown
Nice dubs but do not prosue that for atleast another 2 years seems like shes curious but u dont want that jail time, also let me see thay sause.
Jaxon Barnes
>She is a troublemaker, running away from home, self harming, getting into fights, vandalism. Don't do it she's crazy. She'd probably rat you out in a second
Levi Gray
What's age of consent where you live?
Alexander Williams
Use a condom.
Carson Cox
post a pic of her so we can help judge
Carter Wood
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her cunt.
Anthony Jackson
I don't feel comfortable posting a pic but believe me she's hotter than anyone I have ever been with.
The age of consent is 18 in my state.
She asked me what my favorite perfume was just now that she had and then when I picked one she out it on right in front of me and then sat literally right next to me on the couch.
This literally just happened.
She just put her make up on at 11:15pm AFTER her dad went to bed and now we're the only ones awake.
There's a full sectional couch it doesn't have to be this way.
Robert Jenkins
Right, so you know it's illegal and you know she wants to do it. You either get off Sup Forums and fuck the shit out of her, or you get off Sup Forums and go jerk one into the toilet.
Either way /thread
Jeremiah Wilson
Stick it up her poopchute Knock her fartbox good my good man
Leo Miller
I really want to bang her.
I really don't want to get narc'd on the second she gets mad at me because she's a mental case.
How can I know she won't tell on me lol?
Nicholas Anderson
16 and disturbed... Probably best to kill yourself now so you can avoid the prison rape and murder.
Jackson Collins
That's why I won't do it :'(
Juan Powell
You could roll the bones and hope she doesn't snitch.
Zachary Martin
Don't do it. If she's already messed up, sexing her will make her worse. You're shooting yourself in the foot at best.
Grayson Martinez
sounds like she's been abused and knows how to find the attention she doesn't need.
You can either be a cunt and fuck her and fuck her up a fair bit more, or..
Be a man and help the girl out and never cross that line. Show her what a real man is like and help her to over come what ever fucked up shit her life already is.
Austin Davis
You could also give me her contact info and i will show her what a man is.
Xavier Ross
Lol. What are you gonna do? Show her your anime figurines?
William Harris
I'll show her my lego star wars collection.
Blake James
Bang her. If it's fun for her, nightly sex with her will make her stop running away and maybe be to busy sexually to do all that other shit too.
Tyler Smith
Oh shit.. Go get her, alpha!
Jonathan Diaz
I wanna show her my badge collection. I collect badges.
Parker Nelson
go jerk off to clear your mind not worth ruining your life over some pussy dude
Christian Price
DO IT WITH CONDOM
Noah Collins
You know what feels better than sex with a condom? Masturbation, and that don't require another person.
Ian Phillips
hey bro, i banged my cousin that has 32 while she was having serious problems with depression. She was marriage. im 20
Juan Morales
sex is good, just do it. try to talk with her too i mean, before and after. let everything be real clear that is just sex and go for it
Aiden Turner
>sounds like she's been abused >16yo is horny, >must be abuse, shes just a child right? fucking imbecile
Owen Brown
she is going through hormonal imbalances. She literallyknows not what she is doing or asking for. You being the "Adult" should know better and keep your distance.
Adam Perry
We're just sitting here talking and flirting. She stares at me alot. Laughs at my dumb jokes. It's cute being "liked" again. But I just can't cross that line. I don't have the balls no matter how bad I want to. We're sitting here and she asked me where I got my scars and I told her the truth and she showed me all hers and now I think she likes me more. But whatever.
I'll continue to mildly flirt but never cross the line. It'll be flattering the day she throws herself at me. Hopefully I won't be drunk.
Landon Gonzalez
Are you retarded?
Aiden White
69, dude.
Ayden Walker
No, but they do tend to be more slutty, hence the daddy issue jokes
William Perez
yes you are retard OP.
Crush her anus immediately
Lincoln Ortiz
If 16 is legal in your state go for it
Jackson Gray
get a bj
Ethan Lopez
Keep us updated. Btw, what will you do if she starts making huge advances?
Gabriel Parker
what a fucking loser
Colton Wright
Trips have spoken
Joseph Price
I definitely have interest. I don't want to risk jail or being thrown out. I literally just moved in last week. I just got out of a 2 year relationship too.
If she was 18 I would have fucked her the moment Ifelt the sexual tension. I just can't :(
We have no blood relation. She was his first born before he married my aunt and divorced.
Andrew Scott
Do it. Srsly.
Christopher Price
the closes i ever came to shemale sex was when i was in a stupid facebook group called "hackathon hackers". i was usually getting drunk and stoned and fucking around with them and i went off about wanting shemales one night. i got the weirdest remote come on and it was STRONG and horny but like a different shade of sex. it was strong because it came from a female mind but their balls made it different. guys repulse me. i've tried to dig gay porn but it DOES NOT WORK.
i still dream of meeting a crazy horny shemale in computer science. i've got some time left at university. i hope the buttons that soul pushed are still available so i can return the "signal" and see if i get hits when i wonder about different bitches i meet.
Evan Barnes
Does her dad mind you fucking her?
Noah Barnes
Sauce on OP gif?
Levi Green
Shes not a tranny lol.
Carson Foster
>and I think my 16 year old cousin wants to bang me.
It's Jew time. It's always Jew time.
Lincoln Parker
You wanna go to prison? Have you ever not heard the term "don't stick your dick in crazy" ? The people who are telling you to fuck this girl are probably virgins. Fuck her and then wake up to a bullet when she tells her dad you raped her.
Jordan Hill
You sure?
Eli Williams
Probably, I have no idea but I wouldn't want my nephew banging my hot psycho daughter behind my back.
Joshua Edwards
crazies are the best, but they can really fuck with you
William Bailey
If if she put her legs behind her head she wanted you to see her pussy, I would fuck her or at least let her suck ur dick and cum on her face
Nathaniel Lewis
Being worried about her snitching if you fuck up is irrelevant. She can call rape if you do it or not.
Just the power of the modern female.
Levi Williams
I'd say do it op, but it is no nut November, so you must stay strong (also nice trap)
Tyler Murphy
take a bj
Gabriel Hernandez
I'm gonna go with a big fat no. She's clearly crying for attention in other areas of her life and fucking you will just be another step. Considering you're living in their house, it's REALLY not a good look. She will totally.roll on your beta ass the first time she feels like it will gain her an advantage.
Leo Long
my nigger give sauce please.
Carter Lee
This.
This is my thoughts.
Josiah Ward
Go for it if you're interested in playing the role of the trap for the next few years. I suppose you and her could team up on some dude when you get out.
Lucas Garcia
Just go to bed.
Ryan Collins
This user knows how the female works.
It's a skill you acquire with experience. They always look for leverage and the second they have it, they will push that shit to the maximum.
Isaiah Young
sauce would be nice
Nicholas Mitchell
OP = beta faget Your only hope of redeeming yourself is to fuck her. Go easy, don't force anything, let her come to you, but don't act too aloof. She's old enough to know what she's doing. Try to find out if she's been sexing. If so, 100% go for it. If not, do oral/anal for now.
Colton Bailey
I would give sauce but the only pictures on her fb are like 3 years old and they are all face pictures. I'm not her friend on fb so I can't dig around and she isn't allowed to have fb anymore cuz her phone is controlled by her dad. So I would have to take the picture. I need a good reason for that and I'm not gonna creep shot her right now.
She's sitting riiight next to me and it's dark in here were watching tv and bullshitting.
I just hope her dad or sister doesn't come downstairs and see that there's a huge sectional couch and she is literally sitting up against me shoulder to shoulder.
Tyler Diaz
She already gave me her snap but her dad has software on her phone.
Jace Collins
found it. Casey Kisses
Ryder Anderson
Her phone is controlled by her dad? Yea, I'm going to have to double down on the don't do anything sexually. Any of these retard betas suggesting anal either have tiny dicks or have never actually done it. If you want to traumatize her and have her text her friends about her ass hurtin because her pseudo-cousin put it in the poop chute, go for it.
Seriously tho, stay away from the sex stuff.
Here's what you do: As long as you're there, you are SUPER nice to her and listen to her and reject her advances. Eventually, pseudo turns 18- the best thing about 18 year olds? Their friends are also 18. You get close and then have a whole stable of young women to pursue when you're 31. This is the key to happiness.
Nathan Parker
Be extremely careful as this can ruin both of your lives very easily even if you don't get caught or knock her up.
Basically, which path are you more likely to regret on your death bed.
Gabriel Rogers
I fucking love you do +1
Evan Turner
It's too dangerous in this current climate. You're going to be ruined socially if she tells even one person. Please don't do it. There's a fucking witch hunt going on.
Ian Bailey
Please bang her OP. Can't wait to see how you acting on your completely idiotic impulses to bang your cousin fucks up not only your life, but her life as well.
Elijah Taylor
This is what you sound like.
Elijah Diaz
who is the tranny in the OP?
who gives a fuck about the rest of this thread
Ryder Jones
Any blood relation? If yes, then stay far away. If no, still stay away. Even with consent it's Statutory rape, and she'll likely rat you out the second you make her mad
Joshua Jones
thanks
Oliver Jenkins
i meant you're welcome, im fucking retarded
Isaiah Cruz
To think someone can be so fucking degenerate and lonely that they would take advantage of a girl who is still getting used to her horomones. This is straight pedophilia you fucking faggot.
Colton Morris
mein
Carter Lopez
You ever heard the expression "Don't shit where you eat." This same idea applies here. Fuck, this is why people warn against workplace romances, except your idea is twice as bad because you'll be homeless if her dad catches you.
Leave it alone.
Daniel Anderson
Shes seducing me. I have done nothing so far other than have good intentions and not do anything inappropriate.
Anthony James
Trips had spoken
Xavier Green
>Crazy bitches are crazy. The best you can do is tell her what you're going to do with her when she turns 18.
John Nelson
I mean you don't really have great intentions.. you said the only reason you didn't fuck her is because she wasn't 18. You never brought up that she is crazy and you're living in her familial home with them as what I'm guessing is a favor. Yea, kids are not great decision makers.ake sure to facepalm her hard when she tries to kiss you but if she gets too close, she's going to imply somethin happened one way or the other. Be very careful, she could also try to coerce you into banging her or doing something with her by threatening to roll on you... Tread lightly, OP.
Caleb Carter
>good intentions Reminds me of the Allman Brothers Wasted Words...yea...
Jaxson Powell
Number 1 Rule: DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. Number 2 Rule: DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN UNDERAGE CRAZY.
Ryder Edwards
THIS. Don't fucking do it, OP.
Colton Collins
put your dick in her anyways.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Don't think with your dick, dude. Just don't do this shit. It isn't worth your guilt later on, as well as knowing you're taking advantage of her poor decision making.
This guy is spot on.
Ian Morgan
beat me to it. NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
Isaiah King
would you if she was 18 and actin the same way..ok? how about 21 then??
Henry Young
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and you all fell for it
Jack Carter
This.
This nigga is a tactical genius.
Brayden Gonzalez
I give the same advice, but I often don't heed my own advice on that. Why? I give the advice because I banged crazy and know what it costs. Why do I still do it? I remember how great the sex usually is.
Kevin Wright
QUIT TEMPTING HIM!
Oliver Sanders
Shit. Sorry.
John Watson
Also, check'd
Wyatt Hughes
Crazy sex is good, but the price tag is way too big, and the sex isn't nearly worth it.
Jose Torres
I know. But, I don't remember that until right after the sex is done. Then, right after the afterglow, my big smile goes from worry as I think "Shit. What the fuck did I just do?"
Elijah Clark
Anyone heard of romeo and Juliet laws? You might wanna look up your ruling in your area. Depending on your age it could be legal anyway.
Eli Murphy
Yeah, I get that feeling a lot. I don't think I can change.