ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume III

A lingering unsolved mystery from the last thread.

>A shadowy overlord departs
>His servants behave erratically in his absence
>A depraved psychopath tortures people to death, then dismembers and desecrates their corpses as he stuffs his obese face with marshmallows
>A Machine God hovers ominously overhead, reveling in its obscene power. Innocents are crushed to death in a kafkaesque nightmarescape rivaling scenes of genocide from the Old Testament
Additional hints
>Inanimate objects come to life when people aren't looking
>In their moments of sentience, these objects display human emotions and even behave at times as spurned lovers

zardoz

Unsolved from last thread:
>poor man’s Tom Hanks has good life
>Roseanne Barr 2.0 ruins it
>family of badgers
>Texan sex games
>Roseanne goes to jail

This one is from two threads ago. I'm not surprised no one got it yet but I am surprised no one has even guessed.

>A man makes his way to Chicago
>Later, he carries a suitcase

Unsolved from last thread

> Man hears voice
> Man reads book
> Man jumps in front of bus

And my hard mode unsolved:

> Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend

The brave little toaster

Posting this one over

>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance

I have no idea who the poor man's Tom Hanks is or Roseanne Barr 2.0.

I just posted this as a response in the thread that is about to 404:

>YES!
>Fucking finally. I admit I didn't make it easy, so good job.

Well done, user.

Next of kin

Ahhhh this one is bugging me

I can't believe none of you fags got this one with all the hints given.

>>Bad MF nigger pimp
>>Fights whitey
>>Cleans up streets
>>Best friend dies
>>Gets revenge
>Hint: Once you pop the top, the panties drop.
>Hint: Woooooooooooooo!

You fags still can't get this one?

Fine, I'll help some more.

>Code Kansas
>Creamed Corn
>Kotex
>Tastee Freeze
>Chocolate Giddyup

>retard has a kid with the same name as the retard

go

I don't watch movies about niggers and I doubt most people do. I'm not even a racist, I just can't stand listening to black people talk: "Ooga booga bix nood!" It's like nails on a chalkboard.

Forest Gump

>HINT: One girl's face falls off

>rock and roll
>everyone wants the green ball
>if you touch the ball you die so hard
>naked chicks and nerds

black dynamite

Same here not trying to be cool but I have hardly ever watch black movies.

Another unsolved one

>Niggers
>Chinks
>What's the term? Cheddar?

Sounds like you have to be a nigger to know this one.

Correct

one of the rush hour movies

heavy metal

Correct for what? Oh, I see. He has the same name as his son.

No, but that does also fit and came out around the same time. So you get partial credit for that.

yez.

Belly
Boyz n The Hood

Those are the only black movies I know and I haven't watched either.

>Man gets butt kicked and is thrown in hole
>Man gets out of hole and kicks butt

romeo must die

here's a one-hinter

>main protagonist smokes with his feet, avoids fucking a slutty fairy, and wins the quickest and least climactic magic duel in any movie.

the dark knight rinses

Thank Christ somebody finally got it.

Yes!

i love me some niggermovies

The Hobbit

nobody watches nigger movies besides niggers

>dudes with a big age difference time travel
>entire thing takes place in the past

No. My description sucks on purpose, but thank you for trying.

I'll give hints in a second. I have to think of ones that don't make it totally obvious.

>apartment blows up
>oh shit i'm 2 guys

The Entity

Timeline

or

Back to the Future

Marty & Emmett's excellent adventure to the future.

Fight Club

This only gets used five times every thread, so good choice of movie.

looper

hahahaha no, but sort of close.

Nope but close. Better luck next time

[spoiler]jk you got it[/spoiler]

Okay I'm still here and still want to try to guess it.

Old one from last thread.

>Some guy stabs a bitch to death
>He gets arrested
>Other people get stabbed
>Woops.jpg
>He was innocent
>Annoying teenage faggots disguise selves as famous painting

>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance
>HINT: One girl's face falls off
>HINT2: Drug dealer is also thief

What's the painting

>years of walking through dangerous territories
>why didn't we just fly here?

>superheroes live in a big house
>everything in every previous movies never happened.

go

>clerks 2

Alright, I tried to give the shittiest description possible just to see what you guys could come up with. I'm not exaggerating when I say that in the good ol' days, people would have solved this just on the tiny sliver of info I gave above. I mean, it was like you couldn't possibly be cryptic enough. Oh well.

>A man makes his way to Chicago
>Later, he carries a suitcase
More hints
>In between arriving at Chicago and carrying suitcase, people die
>A girl mentions she was raped by her father'
>More people die
>Girl is raped by brother
>More people die

LOTR

Kevin Spacey learning that Thailand exist and he could have saved his career.

Not sure which one you were going for, but.... nope

Harold and Kumar: White Castle

Cool. See Sorry for being vague. I honestly thought someone might guess correctly with the smallest hint.

scream

forrest gump

The title of the movie.

Well, that's probably too big of a hint but I'm starting to think this is a game that needs to be played on easy mode unless this thread fills up with a ton of people.

If you solved others, only yours would be left to solve

>adam sandler movie
>has rob schneider in it

Oh, you got it. I needn't have worried about giving it away!

> wake up
> go outside
> go back in time

correct

Believe me, I try to solve others'! There's only like three ITT I haven't at least guessed at and that's because they are totally unknown to me.

all of them?

Groundhog day

>Rich guy steals painting.

I, Madman

Thomas crown affair

>almost animation
>people stay inside
>get freaked out and paranoid
>keep staying inside
>the movie ends and you wonder if you watched it right.

Stranger than fiction

Entrapment

grown ups

>tough black man sees is boxing gym get taken over by dancing faggots
>rich white guy gives him $20,000
>also Ice-T for some reason

nope

Ding ding winner winner chicken dinner, now just the hard mode remains

the mist

Yup.

Waking Life

I got that off 4 words, damn I'm good

no and no

>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance
>HINT: One girl's face falls off
>HINT2: Drug dealer is also thief
>HINT3: Musical

> Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend

Rent?

no

No fucking clue. Is it animated? Beauty and the Beast?

Nah son

> before going back in time, does "bad" things

Hard mode:

>"let's get drunk as fuck"
>"oh shit this dude is black but our dude is white"
>"i have a serious sunburn but hey we're rich"

12 monkeys

Hangover

Reposting a tough one with a lot more hints

>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide
>Fail
>Move to Thailand
>Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide
>Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza

Hangover, not hard mode
Try answering some first so you know what hard mode is user

>Not Animated
>Paris Hilton is in it

Wolverine

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