If Donald Trump walked in on you rite now

What would he see and how would he react?

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This ibuprofen suspension I just made. He'd probably be confused.

I would slap him and tell him to reconsider his racism and xenophobia. Then that the 11 million he wants to deport can come here so they can lead better lives without being surrounded by hate.

He would tell me to put my cigarette out

Shake his hand and take a selfie.

He would offer me a job. Plz Trump

>Swedecucks

he would turn 360 degrees and walk away

He would turn 360 degrees and walk away.

A nude 4'8 trap with long hair, a bubble butt, and a face to rival his daughters, laying in bed reading Sup Forums before waking up to go to work

I dunno how he'd react

MEMEFAGS OUT OUT OUT!!

but then he would still be facing the same way

its a maymay my friend

No, I'm not a newfag. I know the meme.
I double trolled you.

And the proof that I'm not lying is that it's impossible to type this all out in the time it took for me to reply to you.
(check the time)

Me skipping work and eating tendies at Chilis.

He'd fire me for browsing Sup Forums at work.

That's pretty autistic tb.h fa.m

did i call you a newfag? i did not.

aquafresh, your new is showing

Fug I'm on the toilet taking a dump

Me taking a shit.

I honestly think he might be impressed

He would look the opposite way
His left cheek would be red
My right palm too
I would wonder why

SO FUCKING CLOSE THO

I'd put my dick back in my pants, stand up and shake his hand and apologize for fapping to shooped pics of Melania and Ivanka having lesbian sex.

...

>left cheek
>right palm
wtf?

He would see a pathetic beta male in a dirty room playing slither.io as @realDonaldTrump

He'd probably say "This room is a mess. SAD! Only Donald J. Trump can make this room tremendous again!"

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME AQUAFRESH CROATIA!
YOU'RE AQUAFRESH YOURSELF
ONLY WITH SOME WEIRD SHIT ON IT
PROBABLY BLOODY CUM OR SOMETHING
WTF

are you me?

Is that so surprising? lol

Congratulate me on the sick deadlift pr I just smashed

He'd see me on Sup Forums

He'd be disappointed

then I'd show him dank memes

?lurking Sup Forums dressed in Ralph Lauren and JNCO's, with bunch of Hindu books on bed while watching Fight Club for like the 16th time or some shit.

Depends on what he thinks of Hinduism and Fight Club but I think he would like my steez.

prove it

>rite
This wigger would stab him.

I'm totally nude, fapping to Melania, eating tendies and nuggies

He'd see me working and probably ask how his project is going?
Why else would he be in an engineering office.

IT'S YUUUUUGE

Same here. Im shooting a deuce as we speak.

He'd walk in and see me lying on my bed, replying to a thread on Sup Forums about him walking in and seeing me lying on my bed repying to a thread on Sup Forums. He would probably be a little freaked out by this spooky situation and so would I.

He'd see me shitposting while openbox is cloning.

Please take them.

Please do this. Take the Mexicans and niggers in Sweden. I could respect this great gesture of liberal kindness.

Only you can collect all the mud races Sweden, God speed.

Lel he would see me building a fence along my property line

He'd see me fondling my guns. We'd both start dancing to:

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A messy as fuck room. Empty beers cans. A cd case with white powder residue.

I'd drop to my knees and plead for forgiveness.

SAD

BTFO

He'd be wondering why I like to have my shirt off when I'm pooping

Id freak out wondering what he's doing in Africa. Then I'd offer him a cup of Rhodesian coffee, a seat on the porch so that he can see the dindus square off against the police on the highway yonder.

CUX

He'll join in

ive heard of many people doing this can u explain why

He would see me unapologetically smoking a bowl and discussing Young and the Restless with my old mom, and my pistol sitting on my /tg/ books. Oh, and im only wearing basketball shorts.

Pic related is what he would see

looks like a pineapple lmao

>Loli panties on the floor
>Adult diapers in my closet
>Piss bottles in a garbage bag in the corner of my room
>Messy desk
>Clothes on the floor
>empty bowl with a few pieces of silverware
>keyboards everywhere
>drugs
>pedo anime themed wallpaper
I don't even want to imagine his reaction...

>me sitting in my car during lunch shitposting ony favorite Laotian fresco-board
>he would probably ask me if I'm voting for him, to which I'd reply simply "MAGA"

Well as I'm now currently taking a shit, I'd hope he's polite enough to knock first

He'd see me stilling on my bed polishing my shoes and listening to Duran Duran

For me it's that I don't want any of the poop stink getting on my shirt or wafting up my shirt.

Cum tissues riddle the floor next to frameless floor mattress.

The smell of fart, balls, and dorrito dust permeates the hot
Afternoon air.

The room nearly dark due to the heavy blankets pinned up against the window. The only source of light comes from the the white glow of the laptop screen.

Empty pizza boxes stacked 4 feet high. Empty 2 liters of Pepsi's remain scattered throughout.

Flies buzzing. Hovering over the mountains of empty boxes, Chinese containers, dirty laundry, month old cat litter filled to the brim with feces.

Trump eyes adjust to the dark room and he sees what appears to be a human laying in filth before him.

His hair is unkept. Neck beard in tact. The smell of Body odor distinct from the filthy room. He hasn't showered in weeks, this much is clear. His shirt, 2 sizes to large and filled with holes. His white shorts are filled with so much freeze and filth that they are closer to grey now.

The man child is taken aback by the sight of emperor trump. He slowly lowers his ham and cheese hotpocket softly back onto the sleeve resting on the the blanket.

This is what he would see in my house.

Poetic.