ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume IV

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Hard:
>wigger needs to buy milk

Easy:
>good cop almost gets framed by bad cop, who's not surprisingly a nigger

People are at an amusement park but dinosaurs instead of rides

>>good cop almost gets framed by bad cop, who's not surprisingly a nigger
Training Day

Is it a good movie or bad movie?

Jurassic Park

This is supposed to be bad descriptions.

Parque de Jurassico

Correct

>Ice-T is a muppet or some shit

>Be me
>Successful lawyer but like to party too
>Woman gets hurt on the job
>Can't get her money but wants my help anyway
>Represent inventor
>TPTB don't like what I'm doing
>They can stop me but not what I stood for

Unsolved from last thread

>years of man's life is wasted thanks to FedEx

Tank Girl

Cast Away

Cast Away

Nailed it

Bringing it over

>Mistaken identity leads bureaucrats to arrest an innocent man

>has fevered death dream of escape

>red tape has created the need for rogue repair men

New hint >plastic surgery is a normalcy

Noice

It's that stupid fucking movie Family Guy parodied, right? Wolf of Wal Street?

>There's a horse
>Movie is named after horse

Guy gets a job then loses it then gets a new job then goes to jail then its a movie

Barton Fink? Weak guess, honestly.

Wall Street

Flicka?

Seamuffin

Food cart causes kids to get raped

Sleepers

Lol no it's not Wolf of Wall Street
Hint: Indie flick, key player from MCU is MC

Correct

>Nazi gets scalped for thinking like a jew and not like German

Santa Claus the movie

Not Barton Fink

>man befriends young boy
>the man's lover dies
>man and boy go on a mission
>man ends up giving something to the boy

>Smile
>[she smiles]
>Don't mile

Brazil

>guy uses fugly kid to grift money from stupid people, miraculously doesn't go to prison

Captain America on a train

OP here. What decade is this from? Sounds familiar.

the same movie that answers:
>wait that's not how hitler died

UP

Star Wars: The Force Awakens 1

Inglorious bastards

Bad Santa

Yes!

not a wrong answer but there's another answer

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Those also work, but not the one I was thinking of.

I see what you did there.

>A man learns forgiveness and an alien has a baby

Paper moon

>girl walks out of a drive-in movie like it's no big deal
>entire movie is ruined when the laws of physics are defied for no reason at the ending

Snow piercer

fuckin lel

God that movie was awful

It's Brazil, it came out in the mid 80's I think. Directed by famed crazy person Terry Gilliam

>retard likes blind chick
>retard stabs blind chicks lover
>blind chick kills retard

Grease

Alien hitches a ride with bald guy. Bald guy has a last name matching an old show about oil companies.

>animals go home

Bingo
>2 guys trick a bunch of Indians into making them rich

Home on the range

Homeward Bound

Brazil - an amazing movie

Land before time 1 - infinity

gonna go again
>bomb
>train
>goverment
>8 minutes

>i hate the ocean but i want to go to Fiji
>advertisements everywhere
>everyone's just pretending
>hole in the sky
>boy leaves home against father's will

Yep

win

Truman Show

Source Code?

yes

>martial arts prodigy wonders about his origins

yes

Speed?

Red Dragon

nope it was source code

Dragon ball

>be me
>career defining moment
>told I might have measles
>somethinggoeswrong.bmp
>SPLASHDOWN

Slumdog millionair

Nope

no

>austrian man with a terrible austrian accent
>meets kid who apparently important or something
>builds a movie theater
>china claiming things that aren't theirs again

The village. Smoked a blunt b4 seeing that in the theater. Balls deep into it.

yes

>Marvel finds a winning formula they wont be leaving

Reposting a few unsolved mysteries. Maybe I'll add some hints too.

Movie 1
>A caring father forms a troubled but rewarding mentoring relationship with his young son's friend
>A woman shares some ice cream with her doorman
>A best selling novelist receives phone calls from a dedicated fan
>"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!"
>"But I'm not laughing."
Additional hints
>Russian taxi driver seduces sister who wasn't laughing
>Doctor says lay off the salt. Last thing we see is man salting food heavily

Stupid semi old global warming movie with dumb title

Hell yeah

an inconvenient truth

Oh, I mentioned in the thread before last that I haven't seen it but like Terry Gilliam. Someone already used this as a movie. (I actually got it right that time based on their description, haha).

>forest whitaker is a ninja

Movie 2
>Bad guy gets shot a million times
>Doesn't die
>Keeps getting shot
>Doesn't die
>Movie starts
>Cop goes deep undercover
>Karate kicks bitches in the face
>Beats the shit out of bad guy
>Bad guy just won't fucking die!
>Bad guy eventually dies in a fire after having skull impaled
Hint: Not a horror movie. Bad guy isn't Freddie/Jason/Michael etc.
Additional hints
>Prison movie
>Main character played by actor famous for well toned ass; their naked ass appears in almost every movie they ever did. Sadly, this character isn't a female

Movie 3
>A man walks into town with his cock in his hand
>What he does with it is illegal in 49 states
Hints: I've never actually seen this movie, so I can't tell you anything about it. Kek! I just know that the production company came up with that as a tagline, then decided not to use it for obvious reasons.

Movie 4
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
Hints:Characters speak Japanese, Thai, English and possibly a few other languages. Subtitled in English. Foreign indie movie directed by Thai director and released on DVD in English. Basically, you've either seen it or you haven't. And I guess no one here has seen it.

Ghost Dog

Seven Years in Toobet

X Men (2000)

or

Spiderman (2002)

Iron Man

>cab driver stumbles upon weird girl and they have some issues with a weapons dealer

good

The day after Tomorrow?

Taxi Driver

Grad student goes to the hood and finds bees

Fifth element

Candyman

Yep

>Movie 2
Death Warrant. Cynthia Gibb was so damn fine.

>Movie 3
Based on movie 2 I'd guess Desert Heat, but I doubt it. I know I've heard "What he does with it is illegal in 49 states" before.

Yessir