ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume IV
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume IV
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Hard:
>wigger needs to buy milk
Easy:
>good cop almost gets framed by bad cop, who's not surprisingly a nigger
People are at an amusement park but dinosaurs instead of rides
>>good cop almost gets framed by bad cop, who's not surprisingly a nigger
Training Day
Is it a good movie or bad movie?
Jurassic Park
This is supposed to be bad descriptions.
Parque de Jurassico
Correct
>Ice-T is a muppet or some shit
>Be me
>Successful lawyer but like to party too
>Woman gets hurt on the job
>Can't get her money but wants my help anyway
>Represent inventor
>TPTB don't like what I'm doing
>They can stop me but not what I stood for
Unsolved from last thread
>years of man's life is wasted thanks to FedEx
Tank Girl
Cast Away
Cast Away
Nailed it
Bringing it over
>Mistaken identity leads bureaucrats to arrest an innocent man
>has fevered death dream of escape
>red tape has created the need for rogue repair men
New hint >plastic surgery is a normalcy
Noice
It's that stupid fucking movie Family Guy parodied, right? Wolf of Wal Street?
>There's a horse
>Movie is named after horse
Guy gets a job then loses it then gets a new job then goes to jail then its a movie
Barton Fink? Weak guess, honestly.
Wall Street
Flicka?
Seamuffin
Food cart causes kids to get raped
Sleepers
Lol no it's not Wolf of Wall Street
Hint: Indie flick, key player from MCU is MC
Correct
>Nazi gets scalped for thinking like a jew and not like German
Santa Claus the movie
Not Barton Fink
>man befriends young boy
>the man's lover dies
>man and boy go on a mission
>man ends up giving something to the boy
>Smile
>[she smiles]
>Don't mile
Brazil
>guy uses fugly kid to grift money from stupid people, miraculously doesn't go to prison
Captain America on a train
OP here. What decade is this from? Sounds familiar.
the same movie that answers:
>wait that's not how hitler died
UP
Star Wars: The Force Awakens 1
Inglorious bastards
Bad Santa
Yes!
not a wrong answer but there's another answer
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Those also work, but not the one I was thinking of.
I see what you did there.
>A man learns forgiveness and an alien has a baby
Paper moon
>girl walks out of a drive-in movie like it's no big deal
>entire movie is ruined when the laws of physics are defied for no reason at the ending
Snow piercer
fuckin lel
God that movie was awful
It's Brazil, it came out in the mid 80's I think. Directed by famed crazy person Terry Gilliam
>retard likes blind chick
>retard stabs blind chicks lover
>blind chick kills retard
Grease
Alien hitches a ride with bald guy. Bald guy has a last name matching an old show about oil companies.
>animals go home
Bingo
>2 guys trick a bunch of Indians into making them rich
Home on the range
Homeward Bound
Brazil - an amazing movie
Land before time 1 - infinity
gonna go again
>bomb
>train
>goverment
>8 minutes
>i hate the ocean but i want to go to Fiji
>advertisements everywhere
>everyone's just pretending
>hole in the sky
>boy leaves home against father's will
Yep
win
Truman Show
Source Code?
yes
>martial arts prodigy wonders about his origins
yes
Speed?
Red Dragon
nope it was source code
Dragon ball
>be me
>career defining moment
>told I might have measles
>somethinggoeswrong.bmp
>SPLASHDOWN
Slumdog millionair
Nope
no
>austrian man with a terrible austrian accent
>meets kid who apparently important or something
>builds a movie theater
>china claiming things that aren't theirs again
The village. Smoked a blunt b4 seeing that in the theater. Balls deep into it.
yes
>Marvel finds a winning formula they wont be leaving
Reposting a few unsolved mysteries. Maybe I'll add some hints too.
Movie 1
>A caring father forms a troubled but rewarding mentoring relationship with his young son's friend
>A woman shares some ice cream with her doorman
>A best selling novelist receives phone calls from a dedicated fan
>"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!"
>"But I'm not laughing."
Additional hints
>Russian taxi driver seduces sister who wasn't laughing
>Doctor says lay off the salt. Last thing we see is man salting food heavily
Stupid semi old global warming movie with dumb title
Hell yeah
an inconvenient truth
Oh, I mentioned in the thread before last that I haven't seen it but like Terry Gilliam. Someone already used this as a movie. (I actually got it right that time based on their description, haha).
>forest whitaker is a ninja
Movie 2
>Bad guy gets shot a million times
>Doesn't die
>Keeps getting shot
>Doesn't die
>Movie starts
>Cop goes deep undercover
>Karate kicks bitches in the face
>Beats the shit out of bad guy
>Bad guy just won't fucking die!
>Bad guy eventually dies in a fire after having skull impaled
Hint: Not a horror movie. Bad guy isn't Freddie/Jason/Michael etc.
Additional hints
>Prison movie
>Main character played by actor famous for well toned ass; their naked ass appears in almost every movie they ever did. Sadly, this character isn't a female
Movie 3
>A man walks into town with his cock in his hand
>What he does with it is illegal in 49 states
Hints: I've never actually seen this movie, so I can't tell you anything about it. Kek! I just know that the production company came up with that as a tagline, then decided not to use it for obvious reasons.
Movie 4
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
Hints:Characters speak Japanese, Thai, English and possibly a few other languages. Subtitled in English. Foreign indie movie directed by Thai director and released on DVD in English. Basically, you've either seen it or you haven't. And I guess no one here has seen it.
Ghost Dog
Seven Years in Toobet
X Men (2000)
or
Spiderman (2002)
Iron Man
>cab driver stumbles upon weird girl and they have some issues with a weapons dealer
good
The day after Tomorrow?
Taxi Driver
Grad student goes to the hood and finds bees
Fifth element
Candyman
Yep
>Movie 2
Death Warrant. Cynthia Gibb was so damn fine.
>Movie 3
Based on movie 2 I'd guess Desert Heat, but I doubt it. I know I've heard "What he does with it is illegal in 49 states" before.
Yessir