/hoc/ - soon edition

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Good op

Based Sweden being exactly on time

juuse saros will win a vezina

Gas the >rags

Good posts :)

ahl has a vezina as well?

Sweden,Finland,USA>>>>>>>>canadumb

Canada why the fuck are you arguing with the blowjobs retard. Everyone knows it is his first year watching hockey and his opinions are retarded. He said Saad and Foligno are easily top line players.

doggy dog world

I was bantering with a Caps retard. Did you mean me?

Objectively the best post ITT

Going to make some lunch. Avocado on toast with some lemon juice S&P, cottage cheese, and an orange. Oranges seem to have dropped in quality a bit but damn were they good a month or two ago.
Are either of the highlights from last night's game worth watching?

>Canadian Pens fan
>Calling anyone else a retard

youtube.com/watch?v=ygsh23z4eMM

Thought that was a big old scoop of blow from from the thumbnail. Fuck I wish I wasnt a poorfag.

Friggin' Crosby
Is there a Methot to his madness?

Degenerate

cheeky

DAILY PICK EM
in time off occurrance PST
4:00
>Senators@Bruins
>Penguins@ Devils
>Islanders@Hurricanes
>Jets@Blue Jackets
4:30
>Lightning@Leafs
>Blues@Panthers
5:30
>Predators@Stars
6:00
>Wild@Avalanche
7:00
>Canucks@Coyotes
>Blackhawks@Ducks
7:30
>Flames@Kings
>Oilers@Sharks

coke is top tier, faggot

i tried snorting coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

4:00
>Senators < Bruins
>Penguins > Devils
>Islanders < Hurricanes
>Jets < Blue Jackets
4:30
>Lightning < Leafs
>Blues > Panthers
5:30
>Predators > Stars
6:00
>Wild > Avalanche
7:00
>Canucks < Coyotes
>Blackhawks < Ducks
7:30
>Flames > Kings
>Oilers > Sharks

playoffs tonight boys

4:00
>Senators>Bruins
>Penguins> Devils
>IslandersJetsLightning>Leafs
>Blues>Panthers
5:30
>Predators>Stars
6:00
>WildCanucksBlackhawksFlames>Kings
>Oilers>Sharks

SenatorsDevils
IslandersPanthers
Predators>Stars
Wild>Avalanche
Canucks

i snorted coke once but then i attacked someone with my mora

>3 posts with ducks>blackhawks
thanks for the confidence /hoc/

you got it senpai also, calgary won't win at the ponda which is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

I have been on /hoc/ for many years and I dont recall ever calling a finn a mongol.

O Lord we thank you for bestowing the blessing of the Bonaqua, Bulju, Jesse Puljujärvi the most dominate athlete of our generation and perhaps the history of the hockey sport

>YOU CAN"T WIN HERE
plus Giordonna got BTFO along with half the Calgary team. Fuck Flamesniggers.

how he ring with no king?

lol

WTF I love the mighty ducks now

Brad is a good boy and dindu nuffin

Should've been at the game lads, the moment Giordano knee'd Fowler and all hell broke lose, Calgary fans that were at the game started breaking for the exit and security was combing the aisles. It was pretty crazy.

t.

so it ends just when the playoffs begin?

If anything it's just a rest for him for the playoffs, that's star treatment in the NHL for you. Fucking gay shit

Is Nova Scotia the best Canadian province?
>Not a huge Asian community
>Not an oil shanty
>Not Winnipeg
>Not Ontario
>No frogs
>Not half french
>Not an island

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>finnish playoffs
twitter.com/Leinonen24/status/850018155405692932

I'll agree.
It's like Newfoundland but without all the shitty people.

sports.yahoo.com/news/mark-giordano-takes-cam-fowler-knee-knee-hit-video-045648852.html
I live in OC but am moving to Katella at the end of the month. Wish i could have been there man. I was at the last calgary game where we came back from 3-5 to win in the shootout. sucks about Fowler though. Good thing >we are deep on Defense and vatanen and lindholm should be back for playoffs. Got a kik/telegram/discord m8?

Now the DOPeS can pat themselves on the back for suspending him for 2 meaningless games. Good job fucksticks. At least now he has priors so his ratfaggotface cant get off with star treatment as easy.

He's so handsome and with unbelievable hair
twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/848890697331691520

that nose is too small compared to his head

He's had lots of prior offenses, doesn't seem to matter. If he were a goon that didn't score goals he'd have been banned 8 slew foots ago

Sharks desu

This guy comes up to you and takes your 24 pack of Bonaqua that you imported, paid $50 for and waited 3 weeks for shipping.

What do you do?

Take his NHL spot

Snes < Bruins
Pongs > Devils
Islanders < Canes
Jets < BJs
Bolts < Leafs
Bloos > Panthers
Preds > Stars
Mild > Avs
Canucks < Yotes
Hawks < Ducks
Flims > Kongs
Oilers > Shorks

Trust me

>T-thanks Bulju. Y-you need the hydration more a-anyways.

A two-game suspension for elbowing R.J. Umberger in the head in March 2011.
A $2,500 fine for slew-footing Matt Niskanen in December 2011.
A five-game ban for a low-hit clip on Sami Salo in January 2012.
Two games for slew-footing Derick Brassard in January 2015.
A three-game suspension for clipping Mark Borowiecki in December 2015.
The $10,000 fine for tripping Kronwall.

Jesus the NHL is a fucking joke when it comes to this shit.

I trust you with my life

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y you too

>WESTERN
>CONFERENCE
>REGULAR SEASON
>CHAMPIONS

bonaqua is literallly reddit

dasani is anti reddit

you can't take something that's not there

The absolute madman

Notice how they change slew-foots to tripping and low-hit clip in order to make it seem like they aren't added offenses for the same thing and to levy less severe punishments for him. Also, sometimes he hasn't even been suspended or fined just "meetings".

you keep posting this. Don't say that they have started to bonaqua post in reddit for real?

St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

"Sorry Pronger I was just coked out of my mind that game. I honestly thought Stralman was trying to take my stash. Did you see that though? I got him good."
"Yes Brad I did and I understand. But seriously you should knock it off. Gary told me that if you don't score 30 goals this year I am going to have to dip into your snowfund for these slewfoots"
"Sure thing Prongs, I'll score 30. Fuck the Lightning though haha"

What a silly monki

its only a matter of time. all the redditors here crosspost /hoc/ memes to hockey

sauce?

>Pronger
>department of player safety
This should tell you all you need to know about what a joke it is

Condors instagram

chicago is the reddit team in the reddit city

indisputable

Must win game tonight for the laffs and blots. If Tampon Gay loses they're eliminated and if the laffs lose they'll be in tough for against the pongs and the blow jackets to end the season while Tampa gets and easier last two games in the Habs and Sabers.

>itt

That was the joke I was trying to make there chap.

It was a good post m8, didn't go unnoticed

Will Brad Marchand take over department of player safety when he retires?

nice
Patrik what is your steam name? Want to play some Stardew Valley when coop comes out? Is your QT gf going to play too :3

how can a modern nhl dynasty be considered reddit?

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>no wheats
It will never be better than Saskatchewan

nobody considers the oilers reddit

>Wheateaters
>Best

Kys

streamable.com/18jkf

>that hairline on a teenager
gets me everytime

Its a department that keeps the players wallets safe from fines and suspensions.

I feel bad for him. Hes JUST'd in every way.

EVERY way?

>tfw shit at photoshop so I can't photoshop away her hairline

>Pro athelete settling for a 6/10
Guess he has a good heart. You're right, not totally JUST'd

laine is a self admitted sonyger. hes casual as fuck

ps4 = best console out right now

literally cannot be proven wrong

@75067786
see im not a 14 yo cuckold weeb so no its really not. go back to your fursona kid, maybe return to reddit?

>anything other than ps4
lmao kys yourself
nothing personell kiddo

Heres the facts boyo:
>Gordie Howe, the best player ever, was a wheat and his longevity is 100% because of his all wheats diet
>Saskatchewan produces more NHL players per capita than any other province
>proud small town wheat Brayden Holtby will win the Vezina for the second year in a row
Wheats run this sport.

Auston future GOAT

>producing 3rd liners and underacheivers

Jajajaja

Reminder that Nate Mac loves the Jungle Queens

*doesnt block your path*

god damn i hate finnish goaltending so much. i legitimately might kill myself if we dont win the stan lee

Start tying the noose faggot

I'm honoured to hear that, Canadabro