ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume V

nope, another hint

>spoon paintings all around his house
>dies at the end

movies are gay and anyone who watches them are sheeple

ba ba nigger sheep, have you any wool? ye ma nigga ah shit two plus one quick maths bags full n shit hahaa

Fuck off, faggot.

Guy purposely gets imprisoned for murder to have an alibi as he murders more people.

Law abiding citizen

my quads > your dubs
therefore my opinion is better nerd

Orphan fight: the movie

>Ragtag group of misfits hangout at the mall
>Play games with shopkeep across the street
>A bit of infighting sometimes
>Time to leave, everyone takes the bus
>Everyone goes on a fun boat ride at the end

Unsolved from last thread

You can't even count, so your trips are wasted

>Be me, stupid fucking nigger
>Act like nigger trash
>Niggers gonna nig
>Chimp out constantly
>Steal things
>Attack people
>Get teenage girlfriend pregnant, avoid responsibility to child
>Talk to filthy nigger friends
>"Ooga booga! Bix nood!"
>Die

your life is wasted on the triple chan, nerd. you need to get some before you get dunked by yours truly

Is this a bad description or a troll post?

Nice triple dubs

If you got quads with that I would've came so hard

Famous black movie

You got it.

Dawn of the dead

>Thermodynamically impossible device can only be operated by poor children.

>no one talks at all
>make a baby with a turtle
>hurricane ruins beautiful family
>die
>not the end

Roll

>dunked
Fucking faggot.

Die Hard With A Vengeance

Really nigger

Ayyy you got it!

alright, alright. you win. calm down. your opinion is clearly better than mine. please do not harm me.

Haha. That's what you get for messing with me, nerd. my opinion is no longer an opinion, but instead a fact, nerd.

The Red Turtle

Yeah. Gibli, but not whatshisface

No, although that kinda works. I mean, look, you could name any movie with black people in it and still be fifty percent accurate, but I'm looking for one in particular.

>faggot
faggot

Boys within the parameters of the neighborhood

>Be white
>The whole continent is constipated
>Brown people trying to fit through the crack but can't get through
>Pressure builds
>Can't take it
>Die
>Brown people everywhere

No. But thank you for validating my hypothesis about black people above

Something something Planet of the Apes?

Basically American History X except with white people and no teenage pregnancy.

Half a dozen cleptomaniac dwarves piss off Ralph Richardson.

Time bandits?

No. I do agree that American History X is largely a story about white niggers chimping out.

The sad thing is that I can't really give extra clues because it's just more of the same.

>Nigger acts like nigger
>Nigger beats up other nigger
>Nigger robs nigger
>Nigger cheats on girlfriend
>Nigger eats barbeque

empire strikes back


guy is trying to find a porpoise and it leads him to some weird shit related to football

Menace II Society

Correctamondo.

>main character has his land invaded by government
>makes deal to retreive love interest if leader in exchange for peace
>makes freibds with Eddie Murphy in the way
>finds love interest and shags the fuck out of her until she starts to look like him
>eddie murphys beast gf eats leader

Actually lost

Yes.

Hard mode engaged
>Space battle
>human crash land on planet
>alien also crash landed
>enemies then friends
>alien injured defending human
>dies before giving birth to human alien baby
>human tries to raise son-alien in harmony until bad people show up

>football
American or European?

Shrek ?

ffs i was looking at it and could not figure it out

Enemy Mine

Obviously.

yup

>man drowns woman
>husband furious
>husband shoots man
>man survives and teleports
>husband teleports too
>man goes to prison
>man says "abracadabra" and teleports from prison
>man shoots husband.

The prestige.

Affirmative.

>be me 2017
>Hiding from Mods
>fucking kike friend reports me
>Feds call up to my door
>get v&
>get the shit beaten out of me and die in excruciatingly painful way.
>push over a rock and get back up again.

Batman vs Superman

Define "movie"

Passion of the Christ