Phillies @ Reds Game Thread #3

too early for this..

Buttholez and Knapp make their debuts for the phils

Rookie Davis pitching for the Reds

>first start in the majors
>give a homer within the first 5 minutes

Kek, the kids probably sweating bullets

Noo please no rain out.

>dat command

JUST GIVE HIM THE CY ALREADY

Clay Buttholez

BUCHOLZ DONKER COME ON

Reds are a better team than the Phillies.

Offensively = much better
Defensively = better
Pitching = nah

They're better because more rings.

Davis's mom is THICK

>step away for one sec and miss the homer

Fuggg

Daniel Nava is always the best player on his team

>Dookie Davis

what's his endgame?

is rookie davis going to have to change his name next season?

What kind of name is rookie anyway? i feel like i've only heard it in movies

Reds-Phils should be a rivalry desu

They're always good at the same time and terrible at the same time.

Tentatively call it the Battle for the Basement?

being accepted as your stepfather

plus we shared Pete and got him a ring

>oh look, Buttholez is shit again

I BELIEVE IN BUCHOLZ, DOUBLE PLAY INCOMING!!

>5 innings of resd bullpen

if we don't get a run here i'ma kms

Oh baby i just love double plays

Come on boys, just need 1 run

Nice.

HE FUCKING SLIPPED

Nice.

NOT NICE!!!

Nice.

We're just awful.

At least we didn't get swept like last year

NICE.

nice

porn stasche guy last hope..

Nice.

GG Reds, better game than yesterday, Bucholz and Morgan are trash what else is new.