OFFICIAL DETROT TIGERS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

The Whos finally decide to play baseball edition.

Tigers LHP Matt Boyd (6-5, 4.53 ERA in 2016); White Sox RHP James "Meatball" Shields (6-19, 5.85)

Tigers lineup
1. 2B Ian Kinsler
2. 3B Nick Castellanos
3. 1B Miguel Cabrera
4. DH Victor Martinez
5. LF Justin Upton
6. RF Tyler Collins
7. C James McCann
8. CF JaCoby Jones
9. SS Jose Iglesias

Big Red gonna go down.

And I can't find the whos lineup anywhere. If someone else can find it feel free, but the internet doesn't seem to care enough to bother with it.

Nm. Found it

1. Tyler Saladino (R) 2B
2. Tim Anderson (R) SS
3. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
4. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
5. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
6. Avisail Garcia (R) RF
7. Matt Davidson (R) DH
8. Geovany Soto (R) C
9. Jacob May (S) CF

How's the weather?

The whos are going to call it any second now due to lack of fans.

>cold and windy
Sounds like a fun time for baseball

Shields is gonna survive maybe 3 2/3 of an inning at most.

Shields will throw a shutout

How much is Shields being paid?

I love the fact that there are no fans at Guaranteed Rape, it lets me stretch out without bothering anyone.

One of the most desolate stadiums I've ever seen and I watched every game of that Tigers 2003 season.

3 1/3

Is Castellanos going to be elite this season?

Magic 8 ball says: signs point to yes

this

Miggy has no hits in 4 ABs this season. I think it might be time to consider a trade. He's clearly done.

Nah

Sox should be relocated to Vegas.

Nah. Winnipeg.

>Upton is good now

wat

Shit too many pitches already.

>risp
Shields just struck out the side throwing more balls than strikes..

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global warming when?

Will the Charlotte knights have better attendance than the white sox this year?

>tigers jerseys are going to remind me Mr. I is dead for the rest of the season
I didn't ask for these feels.

this thread has better attendance than the white sox

>andershit

Is that their AAA affiliate? Wouldn't surprise me.

fug

>latoddunnzeroche

Thank you based streaky man

fuck

oh boy here we go

Shields is astoundingly bad

>Leave for literally 30 seconds
>Home Run

>iggy

Are we at the point where we can accept we fell for a meme in Iggy?

>leave to get lunch out of the oven
>home run

>oven
What are you gay?

You could literally count the people here at the Big Red Down Arrow.

If being able to cook makes you gay then I'm flaming.

Comerica Park outfield, too.

Probably getting his Chicken tendies.

pork tenderloin

boyd against all rightys makes me nervous

I still want him to be good, but my hope is dwindling fast

Looked out to me live

>Miggy

Stretch longer you fat fuck

umpire you are my greatest ally

he just got a new agent iirc, he's not going to be here next season most likely

no reason to keep him and his contract when machado does the same thing. hell, romine can hit almost as good lel

HOLY SHIT


DAVIDSON DIDN'T BREAK HIS FOOT RUNNING THE BASES

EYE ON THE BALL NOT THE WALL COLLINS

Collins is such shit.

E9

any of you guys pick up mlb the show 17? i got it last week and have been playing non-stop, RTTS mode is mega fun although i keep getting drafted to shit teams

>Jacob may
Just squeeze this fucker can't hit

>sac bunt turns into and RBI Double
hahahahahhaha

>nigers

BOYDDDDDDDDDDDD

WAHT THE FUCK LMAO

>That whole fucking sequence.

Oh it happened cool

baseball is hard

Absolutely disgusting

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if i'm may i'm asking to keep that ball

They gave him an error sadly.

>tfw I fell for the Spring Training meme

yeah thats what i saw too but for some reason FSD broadcast said it's his first major league RBI

jesus christ iggy

Gotta love sympathy.

It's his 2nd rbi

timmah

Will Tigers pitchers ever learn how to field?

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Avoid the Boid. He sucks.

>Winning Pitcher: Shields, James

What happened to flim flam.

lol.

abroo pls

yeah but who is going to replace him? Greene? Sanchez is bullpen duty now, we have no one else
he was supposed to pitch but he's been feeling ill so tiggers moved his start around

flu so they pushed him back to Saturday

>abroo

>RISP

>abrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>tfw you miss kate uptons aborted baby and all the old tigger trips
those were better days

>complain about trips
>complain when there's no trips
Decide

i dont care about trips in gamethreads, it's fun to chat with the same people for years

I only miss NoHs. He was my black friend.

And bees, my Chinese friend.

lel i'm bees, i just dont trip after some guy in red wings threads kept doxxing me so i just dont bother anymore

What the hell did you do to get that.

I missed you you lovely yellow bastard.

whenever the wings are winning i would pop into the threads and say how easy the game was. then one day the wings choked a lead away in the third and some wings fan just got really upset hahaha fuck if i know

>vmart

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>getting doxxed by the guy on your side
yeah that's pretty Sup Forums

brad looks so comfy in the sun today

>fifth starter has to be boyd or sanchez

Frazier looks like such a chode

i honestly think if boyd gets injured they will call up buck fucking farmer