What is the most extreme sexual practice you have done Sup Forums? I mean everything like dirty Sanchez, fisting, scat...

What is the most extreme sexual practice you have done Sup Forums? I mean everything like dirty Sanchez, fisting, scat, dap... everything.
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>get horny
>put dick in vag
>cum
fucking disgusting

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Bump

Qap

yeah, bumping is my dirtiest sexual deed too

>be straight
>go to gay sauna
>find a Japanese boy
>go to private room
>get rimmed while bent upwards
>get jerked off at the same time
>own cum over my face
>buckets


>be straight
>have enough security about my sexuality

I have a few.
>Be me
>diaper fetish
>Ordered sample diapers online
>Trying out tie up stuff
>Make makeshift straightjacket our of old hoodie
>got stuck in a very obviously wet diaper and fake strightjacket
>nearly had to go ask for help
another? Another.
>BE me
>no sample diapers left
>Make fake diapers out of sheets
>find pink bathing suit in garage
>try it on over diaper
>father gets home
>had to dash clad in pink bathing suit and thick fake diaper that forced my legs apart to bedroom
now for the more extreme ones
>Be me
>home alone
>get idea
>warm up noodles
>put on diaper
>shove noodles in diaper
>fap
>feltgoodman.exe
>tried later with shaving cream. DO NOT RECOMMEND.
last one
>BE Donald trump
>fuck you april fools
>be me
>home alone for 3 days
>pad up
>decide all bathrooms are off limits
>tried messing
>wet too
>fap in it
>change out of it utterly disgusted and take a shower
>never try messing again

Are these fucked enough

I put a 1.5 litter bottle up my butt.

This size and brand to be exact.

what the fuck are you doing? Don't let that ice cream sandwich melt. eat it you sick fuck

Putting flat plates over the blades of a log splitter and using it as a ball crusher. DO NOT RECOMMEND.

come on...

face fucking and slapping

Got pegged by my ex.
Dressed up as a girl .

About it.

rubber ducks.
shoe lace.
what more can I say?

It's not my photo.

a lot more

Had a lot of xp with dogs. And I fucked a male German shepherd in the ass on a few on multiple occasions. I fucked that dogs mouth alot while being a physical with it. Dog loved me more than anything and new how to please me and loved doing it.

Missionary for the sole purpose of recreation.

I've anal fisted my girlfriend a couple of times. She's a whore and also loves to drink my piss. Yeah, I'm lucky, I know

Fucked four hookers in a row. Not very exciting by Sup Forums standards, I know.

Apart from that, just the usual sex, anal a couple of times, 69, etc. Bitch fingered my arse once, but didn't do anything for me. Nothing too extreme.

Fuck a femboy on the reg. Sometimes I'll facefuck him hard while slapping him around and making him rim me. Love making that bitch gag on my dick. Ive fallen asleep having him suck me off and wake up hours later still getting sucked

being straight, after a party with a lot of alcohol walk past a sex cinema, decide to go in, end up in a little room, big screen with porn, several men in dark corners, some jerking off, I sit down, immediatly a guy comes sit next to me, rubs my leg, I get my dick out, he's on his knees sucking it, other guy stands next to us, his cock is huge, I suck it deep, first penis in my mouth, warm and nice, I swallow his cum, get all my clothes off, end up with 4 men, get rimmed, then fucked bareback, I fuck a young guys ass, cum in him, other guy sucks me and I cum again, leave after 2 hours, get home, shower, fall asleep next to my wife, still feeling very straight but at least now I know gay sex can be fucking great too

Woo! Did some serious scat, best gf I ever had!

>be me, averagefag, 25
>her, cute and bubbly, perky little tits but amazing butt, ok face, 27
>early relationship was vanilla af, but we graduate to femdom
>she loved when i was bossy and mean to her day to day or in public especially
>but at night, she was the one in control. face sitting, blueballing, slapping and hitting me, feelsgoodman
>one day, talking
>"user wanna try something new?" she is fucking nervous as fuck
>"like what?" - "can i poop on you?"
>dafuq, woman, I ain't no toilet. but sure!. that night, the event. plastic sheets for fucking ages in that bedroom
>she shits on me, this huge, ridiculous loaf. this thing was like a Qdoba burrito
>reveals she hasn't pooped for many days in anticipation of this. smell is fucking terrible but turns me on
>she pushes her fingers into it, rubs it on her tit
>takes a handful and smacks me in the face with it, SPLAT. sticks her fingers in my mouth, taste is repulsive, bitter but with a hint of sweet
>gag, but don't throw up. looks like i can get into this
>she takes note of my emerging wood and heaps a huge handful of shit and squishes it all around my dick, and it's so warm and soft
>gives me that shitty handjob, feels amazing and i nut almost right away
>she's fingering herself and eating her shit covered in my cum, squirts/pisses all over me

we were done that night but we did it a few more times, it just required so much set up and the right mood that it was really rare to do it, but god damn was it something special. but it's a catch 22 because now you want it, but how the fuck do you bring that up to your next gf? lol babe just don't poop today i want you to shit on me this weekend

Threesome with two sisters...I think that's pretty uncommon

Oh man!

Picture of doggo?

Once I've blowed a Labrador, just to know how it is

No pic sorry. Just imagine a big gsd.
Eh. Sucking a dog off isn't great. They piss a lot before they cum. But it's real nice when a dog is eager to please and licks/rims you real good. My dog would sit and if i put my dick in his mouth his tongue would just start going while his mouth was comfortably shut on my dick. Didn't matter how hard I fucked his mouth or slapped him he loved it. Fucking that dog was the best part though. I'd choke him good and jerk him while I did.

Wish I had a dog to fuck.

Yeah, they piss a lot... that's because i tried only that time. Bleahrg...I don't like dog's piss

Bukkake

I'd love to eat a spoon of that chocolate

slapped my dick to get off in the early days of masturbation.

Once I've fucked a pumpkin, anally