As a European tourist I enjoyed US a lot but one thing freaked me out...

As a European tourist I enjoyed US a lot but one thing freaked me out. What's up with the restroom negro you have in the US? He makes me uncomfortable. I don't want him to hand me towels or offer me perfume and it's creepy that he listens while you shit. Why do you have him?

Bathroom attendants aren't everywhere but definitely in either upper-class/high-profile establishments (like restaurants) or in venues where there are lots of people (casinos/theatres). They're just doing their job, you are not the only person thats ever been there so they *really* don't care how loudly you take a shit. Also what's the big deal: they hand you a paper towel and you leave, why is that so painful?

It helps keep idiots from vandalizing the bathroom and might also keep other unwanted activities down such as drug use. Plus it gives the negro a job. I do get annoyed by it as a person that isn't a degenerate and just wants to piss in peace.

We have them in the UK and they always ask for money as well which is the main problem

I can't imagine that the occasional vandalism at a high profile place costs more than having a negro just sit there.

They are perverts that like to listen to men shit. I don't trust them. Creepy fuckers.

Cost. Benefit. Analysis.

I allways try to pick up the towel on my own. I don't want a towel he has been touching. How do I know his hands are clean? I mean he works in a public restroom.

They're everywhere on a standard night out in England. "More splash for the gash".

It's a shitty job.

Then just fucking leave or don't go in at all and shit yourself

I've been told they sell drugs. Look at this one. He's up to no good.

I live in the US and I hate them. I don’t care if he listens to me shit but he always expects money for what he does which is something I have no problem doing myself

Are they always black guys? Lol.

99% of the time they are black. The last 1% is Mexican.

I was about to type “no, they’re always white old guys” but now that I really think about it they are always black

there are black guys sitting in the cloakroom in the us?

Got them in clubs and festivals here in my country its annoying cause when i go to the bathroom to do a line they hear me snorting i usually tip them 10 euros to stfu for all the night

Do they sell those things? I can't imagine you're just free to take a pack of cigs.

They don't "sell" them. They give it to you and they expect a high tip. It's a scam.

Do you tip those guys? How much?
>european here

>We have them in the UK and they always ask for money as well which is the main problem

>sometimes they leave out mints
>I took a mint and ate it
>no tip
>he started freaking out
>didn't know why
just told him,"no i'm cool,I'm just pissing around"
>never went back

Topkek "restroom negro"
We just call them plungers. More often than not they are Somalian and their skin colour is remarkably similar to a black rubber shit plunger. Tips? I think not spook

>It's a scam
That's what i though, just like the tip system.
JUST FUCKING PAY YOUR WORKERS!

>go to an expensive restaurant
>pay through the nose for food
>still have to pay server and w.c. monkey on the side

“The cloakroom.” How fucking pretentious.

i mean they watch you take a shit, i guess it doesn't matter that they are niggers

They expect at least a dollar for handing you the towel. I once saw a note on the tip jar saying No coins please.

not the cost of replacing but the cost of reputation. Also, no one is gonna send their wife to a shitty bathroom

We still support slavery

same poster, more like:

American here.
Kek. Why are you getting defensive at the questioning of this blatantly absurd and unnecessary aspect of American society?

>"Hey! He listens to EVERYONE shit, not just you! I - I mean he - is just doing his job!"
>tfw shit-bitch - I mean restroom attendant - detected.

You just wash your own hands and grab a paper towel yourself
If you ignore the restroom negro or just give him a smile thats all he really wants anyways
Who wants to be recognized for having a toilet as your desk

They are not employed or payed by the place they are at. They just set up their shit and live of the tips. They are officially called restroom attendant. But restroom negro sounds better. I'll be using that from now on. Thanks OP!

Everybody hates bog wogs

I usually take a napkin and dry my nuts with it and hand it to him.

They are the worst. I had one yelling at me really angry for not tipping him.

Just waiting for Cheryl Cole to post in this thread.

Hi OP, these also come in Armenian.

Attendants are not unique to America. I recall old cleaning ladies in restrooms in Germany.

Unless you mean Negros creeping you out. Would you rather have an old woman out there?

>tfw when you ask him to come in the stall with you

>Be American
>Take shit
>Tip bathroom attendant
I seriously can't get over how much you people enjoy tipping. Does it make you feel like a boss or something?

well it sure as hell doesn't make me feel like a dole sucking europoor.

we don't want them there, they are a nuisance
>Does it make you feel like a boss or something?
yea kinda

>europoor
We generally pay people a decent wage so they don't have to solely rely on tips. Inb4 muh capitalizm.

It's something from the south. Go up north, or east of Louisiana and you'll never see those guys.

West, I should say.

This is bullshit. Europe is full of bathroom attendants. Literally couldn't take a piss at the bar in Dublin without losing money

Cut the shit. I've been to yurp. You live in tiny rundown apartments, if you have a car its a shitty little econobox, drive on fucked up roads in decaying cities, dress like hobos, and your favorite hobby is shitting on foreigners. Just own the fact that you are poor and unplesant already.

We have them everywhere in England, dude. The ones in my town have got dozens of little catchphrases like "no Armani, no poonani" when they try and squirt you with aftershave.

I don't quite know where to start with the comeback. 'Pot and kettle' doesn't even begin to cover it.

how am I supposed to take a shit?

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