Penis enlargement thread?

Penis enlargement thread?
How to have a bigger pecker

This lil wanker makes me insecure honestly. Hell

You don't, you just live with it.

Source: my 5" dick that's plowed many women, and is now married.

where does my dick stand according to you?

Just date Asians they like the smaller size

meh out of 5

well I should just kms then :)

Tried all that enlargement shit a while back- jelqing, pump and stretching. Only did it consistently for about a month and saw a tiny increase but stopped doing it for about 2 years and seems like I'm back to normal.
You could try doing it routinely for 6+months and you might get decent results but you'd have to keep doing it for the rest of your life to keep it. Best to just get over it and move on or take up the enlargement hobby for the rest of your life

Looks about the size of mine, maybe bigger. I say 5.5", and I don't think that should cause problems.

I started watching porn at around 14 I think when dial up was out, I'd dl shit from kazza or whatever, and seeing all the big dicks made it where I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 18.

Since that time, I've hooked up with a ton of women before I got married, and the majority came back for more. Not dating either, just to fuck. But I used to be in shape, and confident, and flirted a ton. Thats all you need.

Now I'm married and getting fat, but I don't plan on slanging the D to anyone else.

That wasn't me who said meh
This is though.

are you by any chance from Thundersplace?
Also I heard you grow abputn2 incbes in three-four months

How am I size wise? Please be brutally honest.

Looks pretty avarage, you have nothing to worry about OP

Yeah that's where I got most of my info from. And I've heard many stories about good gains but it requires a lot of consistency and commitment, also very easy to over do it so take your time if you start that road

What does Sup Forums think?

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I'm the married dude above with 5", and I tried the same shit years ago. Nothing happened besides some busted vessels early on from incorrect jelqing. It was just too time consuming for zero results, but I only did it about 2 months.

why did you stop doing it?

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To time consuming. 30-60 minutes a day might not seem like a lot but it gets boring pretty quick

1. Put scissors on benis tip
2. cut it off
3. ???
4. 10 inch benis

Just be happy with what you got man, you ain't no micro cock, you're well within the avarage size, why can't anyone be happy with avarage? It's called average for a reason, you ain't too big you aint too small, you're the Goldie Locks of cocks

Yeah man I hear ya. Bursted so many blood vessels trying to find that sweet spot. Sucks you didn't see any gains though. Weird how it works for some but not for others

well it's human instinct to urge for something more, we never stop trying to achieve something higher, or bigger for the matter

That's a good point, the human race has evolved to strive for more, whether it be money, food, happiness or winkle size, but sometimes we need to take a step back and appreciate what we actually have