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Fuck turkgaria mate

where is everyone u nigers

Фyлгpимe, избepи cи дoбap oдмop oвa лeтo. Избepи Хpвaтcкa

fucking your mother

tell her to make me smth to eat

ok but first i eat her ass

>2 project deadlines are 1 june
>havent even started yet
who here procrastinating

and her mule.

>eat her ass
why are people obsessed with shit?

Lol

He obviously meant the ass. A donkey.

>a muslim polishes a maryam statue
wow .. got the mind to think really

Is the balkan the only region where swearing is focussed mainly on mothers? Is it a cCc complex?

shias are not muslim

What did he mean with this?

why tho xD

Itt only a turk is swearing

I think I should see a shrink. Someone to recommend one in Sofia?

They should be obsessed with mules..
At least.

based hezbollah

goats are so 2015 right gheg boy?

why lol

he has a waifu now..

This guy helped me a lot when i was a kid.

No, too early. 2013 or something.

She gave him the "bad eye". Im not even kidding, thats what he said in court. Hes schizo.

What does Broatia have to offer?

Is the denar money meme?

>take blank map
>dot regions you've been to
>judge

Gorilla genes kicked in

Prime pršut with a glass of prošek, scorched temperatures, friendly people and an empty wallet
Macedonians are the only people in this region we hold a genuinely positive opinion about

i accidentally clicked on this shit thread

story?

your father accidentally came into your mother

how was it on croatian coast?

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beautiful beaches
no croatians
we shared beaches with magyars, bulgars, slovenes, g*rms

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is it expensive?

we ate pastete and bread and cheap pasta 7 days lol
but very cheap, it is croatia after all

Been to
>Serbia
Like Bulgaria but poorer and looks more communist
>Macedonia
Like Bulgaria but more provincial and tons of muslims
>Slovenia
Almost like Austria but houses etc. a bit poorer
>Croatia
Like two countries in one. One is italy tier and the other southslav ex-communist tier. People look richer than in Bulgaria though.
>Bosnia
Never been
>Cherna Gora
Never been
>Romania
Bulgaria 2.0 with odd village architecture. Bucharest has some nice spots but is dirty and people drive like shit. Also the gypsies seem a lot.
>Greece
Been only north but noticeable better off than the rest although I notice decline, especially in cities. Many niggers and paki scum too.
>Turkey
Only Istanbul, looks like a metropolis inhabited by gypsies. Very warm people though.

we rarely get bosnia flags here hows life bosnian?
are you white or bl*ck?

Do you have any other party places besides Zrce(кoбacијaдa btw)? I generally think of Groatia as a family vacation place.

Any island in Dalmatia

Greece is the family vacation place

life goes on with or without me
it is very dull living in a provincial town and the nearest town over has rarely something to offer
ciggaretes are getting expensive each day
no work but man can live off land barely
very nice come to bosnia we are very welcoming :)

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aren't they expensive af?

opa opa

are you rich macedonian? how was albania and barcelona

Buy in local markets and it's not. Eat in restaurants, it is
Stay in auto-camps (not concentration camps) and apartments further away from the beach, it's not, stay in hotels and it is

are those pornstars?
sauce?

are you a bosniak? probably no, i have never seen an actual bosniak post. always some servlet

As expensive as Greek ones, I suppose

rude i came here to have a nice chat
but i am not surprised backstabber

>Stay in auto-camps (not concentration camps) and apartments
i doubt it's cheaper than in greece. i wonder how much is the difference?

Went to all
>Greece
Most natural beauty but the pavement melts it's so hot and the buildings in the cities all look the same and graffiti seems popular. It's clearly the most developed from the balkan countries
>Serbia
The whole country is one highway but it's "ok" tier not a shithole and not rich either
>Albania
Lots of bunkers and undeveloped potential
>Bulgaria
The worst shithole it looks like out of borat with like 2-3 cities that can pass as serbia tier
>Montenegro
God tier mountains and sea views from the highway, it's like if croatia was populated by serbs
>Croatia
Like balkan but with if you put spoilers and upgraded mods on it. Similar to slovenia, you'll see houses without facades and other balkanic shit but it feels like they are putting in work to maintain it. Dalmatia is very orderly and feels more like a rich rivieraclassyplace than a south euro party island shithole

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t*rkey and they are creationists

How disappointing
I really was expecting a bosniak

i've been to one island in greece (zante) and i've spent about ~500e overall. but i was last minute offer so yeah.

>it's like if croatia was populated by serbs
but that's true

Yeah right.

see? its never a bosniak. do bosniak even have internet? i've talked to every single balkanlar subhuman out there except for bosniaks. where do i find them

no, but I heard Jagomir in Bosnia is the place to be; I think I still have a coupon for a prefrontal lobotomy somewhere.

>where do i find them
Germany and Sweden.

check your mother bedroom, even bosnians flock to cheap pussy

back to ex yu servlet.

Lads, anybody else tried that new cider zagorka put out?
The one called apple thief.
What do you think about it?

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>Dalmatia is very orderly and feels more like a rich rivieraclassyplace than a south euro party island shithole
what do you mean "south"?

im thracian

Depends on the island.
I'm on my phone right now so research for the type of offer you want would be daunting...

I know a few fist class restaurants in my vicinity, with great ambiance, music and right in the Old Town. You can get a family meal (let's say " miješano meso ispod peke" and a dessert) and a bottle of our wine for 20-25 euros

barcelona is great obviously, the city is great, the beaches are great, pure sand and crystal clear water, none of that nasty grass and algae shit like in greece, lots to see, etc. etc.

albania is ok, pretty quiet place, not much happening, lots of cheap delicious sea food, in the north is more crowded and dirty and the water is very sandy and foggy and in the south it's quieter and the beaches are rocky and the water is clearer

>it's like if croatia was populated by serbs
So poorer, drive even shittier than we do and exhibit an even greater tendency to smoke and drink the day away?

i've seen them on Sup Forums but last time was over a year ago

you know names?

Is Bulgaria the most polluted Balkan?

nah, they usually dont give names but even when they do its only first name

I would like to visit Albania. Food is similar to ours, I can get by with much less money and the nature looks wonderful

If anything, go to Theth, Llogara, Krujë, and other cultural reservation-like towns. They're comfy.

i would kill myself if i have to live in the balkans

>V*jvođanin

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had* Mr.Vajdasagan

how do we become rich as a region fellow balkanlar?

t.urist

You don't.

Tax breaks for large corporations willing to sell us their shelved products and outdated services

for a start, stop being lazy faggots

First things first,welcome our turkish overlords and by doing so hand the balkans to them,once again like in the good old times.

i'm actually surprised we have so less offers for croatia than bulgaria and greece. i'm doing a research now on that and i only found two first-minute offers, but when i go for the other mentioned countries i get dozen of them

Stop being orthodogs