Official Blue Jays vs. Rays Thread

Snell vs Stroman

smelly snelly

>mallex smith

literally who?

First for Rays

We're getting our first win today, I can feel it.

get pumped

ayyyy too slow pendejo

G-GO RAYS

Please dont leave 10+ in scoring position this game

>asking the blue jays not to >RISP

hmm

>Kendrys hit the ball on the warning track Morales

kek

oriolels here

go rays

canada a shit

So many Canadians in one place

on the away side you have a "canadien" baseball team which plays in a dome

on the home side you have a fanless florida team that plays in a dome


fukn pathetic series 2bh famalams

tfw when i pet a stingray at the Toronto aquarium and named him kiermaier

Hey bird brod

at least our roof is retractable

Tbh I'm going to root for both the Jays and the Rays this year

I LOVE WHEN THE JAYS OFFENSE IS PRODUCTIVE

i guess you havnt loved this season then

>gloating about playing in a "retractable" roof
>having a roof in the first place

its already embarrassing most of the games played are in canadien soil

so is this luke maile catcher any good?

The Skydome is a pretty bad but it's basically a Toronto landmark at this point.

Those times are long gone, my leaf friend.

It was le first retractable dome

have a nice day :)

>having a sign for leiper

why

At least he's better than fucking Luis "windmill arm" Rivera

will the jazzys score a homerun?

Russel is past him prime. this season is gonna be brutal for him i can just feel it

oh its another martin hits .100/.200/.300 for 6 weeks with a 50% k rate for no fucking reason again episode

Fuck off Smoak

Guys can we Twitter bully Smoak into suicide?

Hazel looks like shit today

he was waived by a team thats desperate for any and all half decent catchers, what do you think?

Seems like a stupid pickup. We have russell and Saltalamachia

This crowd is depressing.

dp :3

T U L O

TYbased TSUlo

if you want a reason for it, they obviously don't trust Graterol in case of emergency.

maile is a good defender, which they would rather have if either salty or martin goes down

>Leafs vs Lightning
>Jays vs Ray
i just realized this

Both in Tampa Petersburg

oh really i thought the leafs were at home. I guess the lightning will steal from this crowd then

Wait you're right

>furpuck

BASES LOADED
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>bases loaded

welp im gonna get another beer, cya after the commercial break

KMO

BOOYAH

WELCOME TO DA JASY

FUCKING CRUSHED

LGTSS
>this user

FUCKING FINALLY

HOLY FUCK THANK YOU BASED MORALES

SWING AND A DRIVE

I hope that pitcher fucking dies

Poor little white boy, Snell

First of the season feels good

>DEEP TO LEFT

feels good man

ee hr: 1

morales hr: 1

we all agree we made the right choice?

1/3 the price

if it helps us sleep at night

realistically he only has to be worth like 1.5 WAR to provide surplus value for his contract this year and his contract is moveable/absorbable if it all goes to shit

>your name will never be sugar jesus

Sweet jesus

hmm

In a few years this could be Toronto vs Montreal

how has drew been for the pirates?

he gave up 9 runs in his last spring start and was sent to AAA

damn poor guy

>the state of jays pitcher development this past decade

longo dongo coming up

Do you leafs want a team in Montreal?

I think it's neat that Brad Miller doesn't wear gloves when batting

Yes i think Montreal and Vancouver should have teams.

Fucking based Barney

i think bregman doesnt either

What would Vancouver be called?

Chinks

Vancouver would never bet a team

The Vancouver Bags of Milk

Vancouver already has a minor league team

I dont know haha.
Bags of milk are an eastern thing.

Out west they use jugs
Also Chinese don't drink milk

who gives a rats ass about a minor team?

What do I look like?
An anthropologist?

>you now remember drew hutchinson

>Smell

minor league games are fun as fuck

Is morales going to hit 40 dingers?

lmao the bench trying to pin the heckler badge on travis who isnt playing

Justin Smoak should Fuck off

Snell looks like he's 16
Donaldson is washed up
Rays are moving to Montreal
Blue Jays will lose this game

apparently the canadians average the best attendance, interesting.

For a market that big, even saturated with Chinese, they should

thats all true except jash is still based

Why doesnt the league tap it then?

Land to build an MLB stadium in a good location would probably be stupid expensive

Porbably because there are better markets available. Im sure Vancouvers failure with the NBA has scared them away. Although the Whitecaps are one of the best supported teams in MLS.

>they stopped biting on stros meme sinker

welp its over then

fucking rights!!!!!!

Yankee fan here, but gotta cheer on my boy Stroman. USA!

lmao fuckin souza cannot catch a break