Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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I have over 500tb of porn starting from the late 90's to today.

I dropped out of high school ages ago.

After a brief internship, got hired in a position that normally requires a college education.

Got Ged last week just because.

Life is improving. Feels good man.

I'm fit, in a relationship, and successful

And not a >300lb week piece of shit

What's your favorite kind?

Nice! I'm always glad to hear someone is succeeding. What do you do now?

Damn man, you treat ya girl right?

Also a bad liar, apparently

How's the bass going, Ian? Also, I'm taking up abstract sculpting soon. Got the idea from fucking around with my wife's burned out spark plug I replaced and thought "I could make something cool from this shit."

I want to fuck OP.

I exist.
That's about as interesting as it gets.

I found a tutor, but he wasn't taking students... I tried another and am now waiting for a response.

Sculpting is cool! I did it in high school a bit

Welcome

How're you, bby?

>Do you see colors?
I do!
As in I'm not colorblind.
What did you mean by that?

Well enough, I think. And you, babe?

Some people don't, so being able to see colors is kinda interesting in itself.

Just coming up with ways to make you open up really

Yeah. Now I just need a cheap welder and a forge. Until then, I can just gorilla glue shit together. What medium did you sculpt?

i turned 20 in july and manage an entire divisions ehf comms

Oh.
Well I'm a former D1 athlete, and currently majoring in Chemical Engineering, if you find that kind of stuff interesting.

Eating a stromboli, the inferior cousin to the calzone.

A forge? Well then.. that's taking it seriously

I just did clay because that's all my high school had lol. I really am an artist at heart, music is my main passion

Holy shit yes that is super interesting lol

Why chemical engineering? What drew you to it?

Yo, Stromboli is great tho. Calzones are superior tho, I do agree. God I'm craving Italian now.

My favorite anime is yu yu hakusho. Is that interesting?

I liked that as a kid

When Girls und Panzer came out, I got into tanks and thought it was super cool how the armor on M1A1s nowadays is partially made of ceramic and glass, so that lead me to deciding on Chemical Engineering.

Same here. Ironically, I'm a nigh emotionless robot, but I have passions. I took The Big 5 personality test and scored a 10 (Very Low) on natural reactions, but I produce music, play many instruments, doodle and now I want to sculpt. I feel like an unwilling contradiction.
>"Yes, user, and what were you feeling when you made this sculpture?"
>"I was feeling 'Dragons are badass and those manifold parts look like wings...?"

I'm jealous. I wanted to be a material scientist, but it costs $100,000 at the only local university that offers it, here.

That's insane, is it a private uni or what?
I'm doing it at a state school and tuition's like 10k a year.

Huh, interesting... I like science, but the math side of it escapes me. What do you like about it?

Eh, art isn't restricted to feeling types. They just tend to be best at it. Logical thinkers are also great at it if they have a passion, because they understand the motivations behind it. Keep doing what you're doing

Hate to give away my location like this, but the only local school that offers a Material Science major is Vanderbilt University.

Nice taste in avatars btw

brb doxxing the SHIT out of you user

Thanks, man. I definitely will. The antiauthoritarian in me wants me to tell you to fuck off, though. But I agree. When I make music, I do it more from an academic space of finding music theory and melodies and things interesting, rather than "I AM SO SAD. MINOR CHORDS AND MELODRAMATIC LYRICS ENSUE."

Wasn't even that good. Was a crappy grocery store deli one. But I didn't have time for anything else.

Kek. This isn't old /b. I've posted shit like my address and name before and no one ever did shit. I just avoid it. Because I have a brain.

I just love rhythm. It really stimulates the feeling side of me

I love music that makes me feel, ya know? Funk is my crack

Aww... At least order one delivery from a local Italian place!

That's always the safe bet, you never know when shit will bite you in the ass

I was just making a joke because your general location won't help anyone dox you

WHAT IS HIP???

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I was in the same boat, science was fun but math wasn't.
I enjoy doing math within science because you get to see practical applications of math.
Like taking the integral of a random function isn't very interesting, but taking the integral of a velocity function to find distance traveled is more interesting.
That's a shame, I feel you.
What did you end up going with?
Right back at you.

Also fucking Carter Beauford. I want this man to raise me as a son.

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Full disclosure: I'm the musician AND the guy who wanted to be a material scientist. Didn't mean to make you think I was two people.

Now, then; I also love rythem. Especially intricate shit. I mentioned this a few threads ago, but I fucking love breakbeats. They're my crack on drums, so I get you. On stringed instruments, I love triplets and on percussive strings like piano, I love arpeggiation. They all give me sort of the same feeling.

There really isn't any. There's like one good local pizzeria chain, but that's it.

Oh. I'm going to be an electrician. I have a wife and a house to support. I just love material science. Like you, I think ceramics are fascinating. As well as superconductors...crystal structures...adatoms, chemical reactions, superacids and superbases, electron interactions, quantum tunneling, austentite, martinsite, and a million other things. I'd be a lifelong student if I had unlimited funds.

I prefer philosophy tbh. But it's cool you get that side of things!

Oooohhhh. Cool!

I love complex time signatures, it's fun to try to count along with them

Then order from them!

That's still relatively related, on the STEM side of thing which is never bad.
Sounds like you're doing just fine, and that you're stable, which means you're free to pursue all kinds of knowledge in your spare time.
How do you exercise yourself in philosophy?
Reading, mainly?
I think about philosophical things all the time, but I've never read philosophy and don't intend on it.

Oh, Jesus. Have you heard that Tool song that uses the Golden Ratio? It's fucking ridiculous. Dream Theater also does stupid ass time signatures. I mostly stick to 4/4, 2/4, 3/3, 6/3 aaaaaand that's about it. That 16/11 shit and Math Metal are too ridiculous for my brain. Lol.

I already ate.

Nowadays? Just mostly thinking of the theory and motive behind things we consider normal. I don't read as much as I should, unfortunately...

I have their entire discography, so of course I have. I saw Danny Carey play live with King Crimson a few years ago, it was magical. My online name is a Dream Theater song!

God damn it

hey, its me with the fucked up eyes
i couldnt sleep until 4
rip

Now I'm hungry for some dessert.

Come to any philosophical revelations recently?
I think it's less essential that you read and better to think for yourself.
Although it is always good to get other people's perspectives, I think it's better to come to your own conclusions if you had to choose.

Aww... are you feeling better now tho? Also, welcome back!

EAT MY ASS

Nothing really, just that life is full of little moments where we need to acknowledge the beauty and love it for what it is. I've been kinda down lately and that perked me up.

That's a bummer. I agree on loving things for what they are. I take a lot of things very matter of factly and agree with that line of thinking.
What's got you down, if you want to talk about it or anything?

Was expecting some attempt to play innocent, but okay.

I don't have any kind of real goal, I just kinda float through life avoiding most major obstacles. That's kinda what led to that thought, life is kinda its own reward in a way.

I am nothing if not a mess of contradictions.

I'm addicted to coffee?

Don't matter, going to eat your ass.

So are many people in the office I work at, unfortunately... I'm a tea man myself

I'd rather you stick your... nevermind.

Do you think stability in life is a fulfilling enough goal?
I think that's one of the most important things to be concerned about, making sure you have a job, shelter, health, food, support, and opportunities to continue having all of those. If you have all that, then you're in a very good position to keep on living how you have been.
But then after that it seems like you need more of a deeper purpose, which is harder to find.
I don't really have one myself, and I'm wistful of people who do have such passions that they can dedicate their lives toward.
Seeing as how I don't, and I don't believe it'd be meaningful to force myself to have one instead of naturally finding it, feels like I'm stuck in the water.
Do you think you'll be able to continue with simply believing that life is rewarding in and of itself?
Not downplaying it, I agree that life can be like that, but I don't know how it'd be for living your life like that long-term.

as good as ill ever be, thanks for asking
paranoia sucks
cant sleep when im constantly feeling watched

I mean, it's not basic water, so tea isn't TOO bad
Don't tell me you like to just drink water

I'm a high-functioning autistic femanon and I might be going on my first date soon if things go well for me

Foreplay first. Its important to loosen up and get in the mood first.

I only drink water and milk.
What's wrong with just water?

Shame you can't spell, huh.

Depends on who you are and what kind of drive yo have.
I have a good job and all that. It's just not really... emotionally fulfilling. It's emotionally draining if anything.

That thinking is a temporary band-aid if anything. I agree it's not an end in itself. I think honestly I'd need to find some kind of selfless public service job to find true happiness, but I was pushed into an economically stable career by my parents and the world. Also I just don't have much motivation for things in general I'm afraid. Bleh.

Tried that one sleep enhancing pill? Ambien? Or the weaker version of that

I do like to drink just water. sue me.

Good luck! Just remember, he liked you enough to ask you there. Just go with the flow

What would you suggest?

Have 3 testicles

I can bend my left thumb all the way back to my wrist

I immediately hide every single thread that starts with an anime/cartoon picture.
Bye!

Woah, you're one of only 2 people I know with that condition

Does it hurt?

See ya!

Thank you for the good luck. I will say how it went if I see this thread another time

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I HATE how water tastes, I'm not sure why, I just really fucking hate it
Anything else I'm kinda fine with tho

3rd on likes to hang on the left, thought it was a tumor at first

Well, to start, bend you over and spread your cheeks, so I can start teasing your hole with my tongue.

I totally understand you.
On the practical side of things, I think it's really great that you have an economically stable career I'd really hesitate to do anything to jeopardize that if I were you. I know what you mean when you say it's not emotionally fulfilling, but it'd better that than to be in a bad spot with no opportunities.
It kind of sucks, but I think your free time and outlook on life is where you get your emotional fulfillment. I think you'll be just fine, you have a lot of prerequisites out of the way, now you just need to find what motivates you. Don't have to worry much else in life besides just that. So keep on doing you, hanging in there and trying new things until you find what works.
I don't really have motivation to go out and try new things either, but I know at least I can if I really want to.
So chin up, I believe in you.
My friend only has one because I broke it while playing leap-frog.
It might be a locational thing, some areas have really bad water.

well, having trouble sleeping isnt a consistent problem, ive gotten used to it for the most part, so i havent bothered
and i don't feel like going to get help because i'm afraid of what they might do or find

Could be
I did enjoy water ONCE but that was because I was dehydrated
Any idea where they have good tasting water?

My mom is the same way, don't fret. It's not just you.

You'll get over it soon my friend

*does so*

Nah, I wouldn't jeopardize that for now. I'd have to have some kind of breakdown.

Thanks, I appreciate the kind words. I'll just keep on keeping on, like I always have. Hopefully the new instrument I've picked up will give me more motivation in the future :)

Just do it. MOST people willing to help are impartial. And if they're not, you'll find out quickly.

I'm in the Northeast USA and I've only had bad water once around here.
Being thirsty definitely makes it taste better.
Also I don't drink bottled water, only tap water. I have 3 water bottles on rotation so I'm never thirsty.
That's the spirit!
What instrument?
I played violin for 6 years. Always sucked at it.

>interesting
>mfw

One of the best things is to reach around and stroke you once my tongue penetrates.

I'm sterile and...

Bass! I play drums mainly but my current living situation doesn't allow them....

Hey man, at least you're a racist symbol of misogynist oppression!

As if I wouldn't have perked up when you started

Also I'd be paranoid about cleaning myself before this...

Por que why?

Works good on girls who like balls slapping on their snatches in the doggo position

I know, but so far people have always told me that water tastes delicious
That could be it, I'm in the land of cheese in Europe.
Why do you only drink water and milk though?

Sweet, bass is cool, practice hard!
On a side note, have you ever seen the Berserk manga dumps on Sup Forums?
Could be a continental thing with water quality.
Juice and soda have a ton of sugar in it, and coffee/alcohol are drugs.
Leaves me with milk and water which I'm 100% okay with. I drink tea occasionally, though, my only exception since I grew up drinking it.

Cleaning is easy.

I'd also enjoy running my tongue up from the back of your balls, across your taint, back to your twithing hole.

Whoops switched avatars there

Can't say I'd hate that...

It tastes like nothing. It's just something to sip on tbh.

I like rhythm in general, so it's my drum's sister instrument

I have!

But tiresome. Jeeeeeezzzz....

but when i went thru help with anxiety and such the people were nice and all but it didn't help
i don't really like living life on meds and i prefer to get through things alone
i mean, i guess its worked so far

I have an amputee fetish and I would love to keep a quadruple amputee girl as a sex pet.

Maybe you need to start helping yourself.

Weird.

Can confirm, I do buttstuff often and cleaning is a lot easier than people think it is.
Neat, just curious. I'm the guy behind them and I'm always wondering if I'm reaching my desired impact.
Recently celebrated the 5th year anniversary.

Probably?
I mostly drink coffee and some sweet stuff, so we're opposites.
What do you eat?
Water tastes kinda bitter for me

The only thing interesting about me is being uninteresting.
How's it going justaway.

i doooo thooo
well... i dont really help myself
but i overcome it fairly easy. i suppose its not the same as helping myself but it will have to do

You got to feel the beard tickle as my tongue slides across you skin. The slightest feathering across the back of your sack.

Yeah, it only takes me about 10-20 minutes, depending on what I've eaten that day, and I'm extra careful about.

idk if you know me well enough...

Ooohhh, cool. Gratz for keeping it up so long. I participated in the avatarfag threads for a bit longer than that, but cool

That's the stuff in the water, not the water itself

Welcome back!

And that's the problem. Start helping yourself yo.

im wayyy too shy to go through with it
maybe when i move in with someone soon, i cant talk to my parents about it

I'm not sure how to get water without the stuff in it though

Normal diet minus fast food, fried food, candy, sweets, white rice, etc.
So pretty healthy.
You?
Sounds about right.
I do it infrequently enough that I just fast to make it easier.
Ty.
I don't know you at all I don't think, not sure what you meant by that. I don't participate in avatarfag threads (I think twice, ever) so I don't know anyone.
Always was curious in how these kinds of threads attracted a ton of attention and I wanted to kind emulate that to breathe some life into Berserk threads.

I can pop/crack every joint in my body repeatedly and don't need to wait to crack them again.

Can u not? 2lewd.

There's no such thing. Start now!

Buy expensive water

That's cool. Berserk is well liked, so you'll naturally draw people. Avatarfag threads were just circlejerk threads with people using avatars like mine. They were fun while they lasted

You should become a contortionist

From what i can remember the last thread was fun and i got nothing else to do. So tell me a bedtime story.

noo
i dont want my parents to worry until after im done with school, they already worry enough