finnish hockey takeover edition
/hoc/
matthews is done, knee injury, F
Shit thread lock and ban
1st american post
>a fucking leaf
>no news
kys op
Reminder that Aho is elite and that the Canes are an elite team with better goalies than .800 Ward and Lack.
Gonna get drunk for no reason in particular tonight
Is there any doubt whoever emerges from the East is easily winning the Cup?
kys evan we didnt even make the playoffs
Jerk off with a bottle capper
correct
Gonna grab a chocolate milk faggots
>wanting news
reddit confirmed
Here's your news faggot:
nhl.com
So I just read "The Catcher in the Rye" and I realized that /hoc/ is just a bunch of phonies. Fuck y'all
reminder that canes always have excuses
Fuck off Holden
t. Stradlater
reminder that your delusional shitposting is the only reason people remember the canes still exist
who are the canes?
Only have cans desu
What happened to busthews?
>deal breaker
pussy
Why is there no real thread?
farm team for the quebec nordiques
hockdy is a normy cuck reddit sport
Arvidsson is a 30 goal scorer
this. Someone make a proper thread with news
Reminder
Arvidsson is ELITE
t. /cric/
too soon, bad form lad.
king manlet
Does pulju drink chocolate milk?
you look fat
fat fucking american
I'm bulky, I bench 350 I'm also a Manlet
off topic
HRJLHJKGHAJKGHJHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGGAHGHAHGAHAHAHAGHHAJLH:SJG FGAT AMERICAN LOL LMAO ONLY AMERICANS CAN BE FAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
so youre fat
talking about fat americans is always on topic
>off topic
Asked if pulju drank chocolate milk
>bench 350
no you don't man stop lying
BULKY
U
L
K
Y
>20 years no cup
git gud before you talk shit regardless.
I weigh 250 I am 21.5% body fat so yeah I am
mix in some of that ajax with your milk please
lose about 200 pounds before speaking to me ever again
I was once like you, benching 190 as a max, but then I started getting protein
DEAR GOD SOMEONE ELSE MAKE THE REAL THREAD. This retarded bullshit is fucking tedious.
triggered?
youtube.com
>tfw Canadas fucking irrelevant out here
shut your fucking face
...
Trying to get down to 17% body fat by the summer so I can start doing competitions and look good
350 lb bench is Olympic level bench you lying fag
bombston and trannybay, score some goals NOW
>17% body fat
>get down
>get DOWN
LAAAAAAMAO
jk ameribros, be well
WASPS BTFO
Weight lifting olympics is meme, I want to get up to 700, that's professions weight lifting level, lol even the QB in my college can bench 350
>manlets talking about their fitness routines like anyone gives a shit
when will they learn?
Are fights fake, /hoc/?
>Pens-Devils:5-4
too little too late...
Oh boy I can't wait to watch 23 minutes of repeated highlights of Matthews getting BTFO on TSN tonight
>Expecting Bombston to beat Ottawa
Lad.
>mad at manlets
They rule the world my friend
Just watch NHL network canafag
there's not enough enforcers, no accountability among posters
based trannies doing their part
>implying they have NOT learned anderson's terrible wraparound weakness
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA SHITRONTO FUCKING BEE TEE EFF OOH
COLOURS BTFO
BASED DOGS
>23 minutes of bustthews getting btfo
i could masturbate to that
>daily mail
I have some bad news for you...
Without a bench pressing shirt 350lb is world record tier bench, you're lying out your ass just admit it
>Typic Greek man
We are witnessing the collapse of the Toronto Maple Pajeets. Tampe WILL sneak into the final wildcard spot
Based Bolts.
pajeets are just playing to their talent level, no bully
wow how fucking stupid are you? 350kg is a no shirt record that's 760lb you retard
you jinxed it, way to go
penguins repeat
>Im fucking plying
>fitness
manlets
says the fatty mcfatfat
t. fat virgin
>tfw 6'7 144 lbs
Love being fit desu
>Niemi
hahahahahahahahaha
pongs shorty
>literally wasting away
found the 5'5 220 lbs lardass
how do you let craig smith score on you lol
>Finnish Goaltendies
...
Caps are beating pongs this year in 5. Say it with me /hoc/
C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS
oilers are going 16-0 in the playoffs
not if they play the predators then theyll go 0-4
wow dirty goal by kucherov
Last two digits scores the Cup winning goal
rinne will collapse
>leafs crashing
god is alive, well, and laughing