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finnish hockey takeover edition

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matthews is done, knee injury, F

Shit thread lock and ban

1st american post

>a fucking leaf

>no news
kys op

Reminder that Aho is elite and that the Canes are an elite team with better goalies than .800 Ward and Lack.

Gonna get drunk for no reason in particular tonight

Is there any doubt whoever emerges from the East is easily winning the Cup?

kys evan we didnt even make the playoffs

Jerk off with a bottle capper

correct

Gonna grab a chocolate milk faggots

>wanting news
reddit confirmed

Here's your news faggot:
nhl.com/news

So I just read "The Catcher in the Rye" and I realized that /hoc/ is just a bunch of phonies. Fuck y'all

reminder that canes always have excuses

Fuck off Holden
t. Stradlater

reminder that your delusional shitposting is the only reason people remember the canes still exist

who are the canes?

Only have cans desu

What happened to busthews?

>deal breaker
pussy

Why is there no real thread?

farm team for the quebec nordiques

hockdy is a normy cuck reddit sport

Arvidsson is a 30 goal scorer

this. Someone make a proper thread with news

Reminder

Arvidsson is ELITE

t. /cric/
too soon, bad form lad.

king manlet

Does pulju drink chocolate milk?

you look fat

fat fucking american

I'm bulky, I bench 350 I'm also a Manlet

off topic

HRJLHJKGHAJKGHJHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGGAHGHAHGAHAHAHAGHHAJLH:SJG FGAT AMERICAN LOL LMAO ONLY AMERICANS CAN BE FAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

so youre fat

talking about fat americans is always on topic

>off topic
Asked if pulju drank chocolate milk

>bench 350
no you don't man stop lying

BULKY
U
L
K
Y

>20 years no cup
git gud before you talk shit regardless.

I weigh 250 I am 21.5% body fat so yeah I am

mix in some of that ajax with your milk please

lose about 200 pounds before speaking to me ever again

I was once like you, benching 190 as a max, but then I started getting protein

DEAR GOD SOMEONE ELSE MAKE THE REAL THREAD. This retarded bullshit is fucking tedious.

triggered?

youtube.com/watch?v=AWRk1InwRxM
>tfw Canadas fucking irrelevant out here

shut your fucking face

...

Trying to get down to 17% body fat by the summer so I can start doing competitions and look good

350 lb bench is Olympic level bench you lying fag

bombston and trannybay, score some goals NOW

>17% body fat
>get down
>get DOWN

LAAAAAAMAO

jk ameribros, be well

WASPS BTFO

Weight lifting olympics is meme, I want to get up to 700, that's professions weight lifting level, lol even the QB in my college can bench 350

>manlets talking about their fitness routines like anyone gives a shit
when will they learn?

Are fights fake, /hoc/?

>Pens-Devils:5-4

too little too late...

Oh boy I can't wait to watch 23 minutes of repeated highlights of Matthews getting BTFO on TSN tonight

>Expecting Bombston to beat Ottawa

Lad.

>mad at manlets
They rule the world my friend

Just watch NHL network canafag

there's not enough enforcers, no accountability among posters

based trannies doing their part

>implying they have NOT learned anderson's terrible wraparound weakness

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA SHITRONTO FUCKING BEE TEE EFF OOH

>grease
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2642803/American-kids-ARENT-fattest-world-distinction-belongs-Greece-Italy.html

COLOURS BTFO
BASED DOGS

>23 minutes of bustthews getting btfo
i could masturbate to that

>daily mail

I have some bad news for you...

Without a bench pressing shirt 350lb is world record tier bench, you're lying out your ass just admit it

>Typic Greek man

We are witnessing the collapse of the Toronto Maple Pajeets. Tampe WILL sneak into the final wildcard spot

Based Bolts.

pajeets are just playing to their talent level, no bully

wow how fucking stupid are you? 350kg is a no shirt record that's 760lb you retard

you jinxed it, way to go

penguins repeat

>Im fucking plying

>fitness

manlets

says the fatty mcfatfat

t. fat virgin

>tfw 6'7 144 lbs
Love being fit desu

>Niemi

hahahahahahahahaha

pongs shorty

>literally wasting away

found the 5'5 220 lbs lardass

how do you let craig smith score on you lol

>Finnish Goaltendies

...

Caps are beating pongs this year in 5. Say it with me /hoc/
C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS

oilers are going 16-0 in the playoffs

not if they play the predators then theyll go 0-4

wow dirty goal by kucherov

Last two digits scores the Cup winning goal

rinne will collapse

>leafs crashing
god is alive, well, and laughing