Casual USWNT v. Russia friendly thread

US Women were beat 5-2 by a bunch of horny teenagers and Russians have clearly the hotter players - place your bets and enjoy some football played at half-speed by a bunch of entitled lesbians!

Other urls found in this thread:

soccer24.com/world/friendly-international-women/
youtu.be/9z3SC8X2vFc?t=1m
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

this is destined to be a Sup Forums thread

>Russians have clearly the hotter players
pics

also I'd never cheat on Hope Solo and that perfect bunghole

I can neither confirm nor deny that this may descend into Sup Forums, but it's women's soccer so who give a funk, correct?

>Russians have clearly the hotter players
No they don't

All the women today have lost at home
soccer24.com/world/friendly-international-women/

I love our team, but most of our players look like halfbreeds - Russia doesn't have this problem.

Match is on Fox Sports 1 for anons with cable/sat.

they almost scored in under 1 minute. this might get ugly.

those russian women are pure unattractive

What an ugly collection of Stacy's

Alex is mai waifu

Nice save by the Russkie keeper - she's clearly going to be busy tonight.

>still no pics

lavelle looking good

I don't have a folder of Russian hooter booters - sorry friend.

look up the Russian women's soccer team.
They look like they're from Chernobyl.

>first injury is Russian
Get 'em, ladies!

Our keeper looks like Reese Witherspoon if she was on steroids and had Down Syndrome.

>USWNT
Just say womens football team

Have they stopped asking for more money now that everyone laughed at them and they lost to an U-15 boys team?

Heh - I don't have to look them up, I'm watching it.

1-0 - nice.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

it's literally Dunn

Is lavell the future for us?

theres at least one qt on the commies

23 is rough, I'll cede that.

Just say world champions

stream? where are you watching it at?

It's on Fox Sports 1

youtu.be/9z3SC8X2vFc?t=1m

>cable

Interesting and thanks. The earlier talk about her having a "scary" conversation about ... eating ... was a bit odd.

>Use PSVue
>Get the same channels for a fraction of the cost
>Don't have to give the big CSPs your goybux
Try it f a m.

Yea pretty much.... also im happy you guys won it instead of some european cunts

t. Vue salesman

>video games
thanks anyway senpai

>that technique

That fucking run by lavell just now...

>white girl from 'Natti
>no wonder she's good at running

>Pleb filter waifu

t. Pressfag

devastating nutmeg

That Honduran lines(wo)man has some massive boobs.

name?

>alex morgan will never get a good pass again

rest in piece baby horse

No idea - she looks like the cleaning lady on Family Guy.

Why can't we finish an attack anymore?

Is Lavel the female versions of le cut inside man?

something something Premature ejaculation

because jill ellis is retarded

>this finishing

It should be 4-0 by now

Unsure - it's inferior competition but lavelle seems quite smooth with the way she cuts and moves the ball, an unusual trait for an American woman playing this sport.

>Russian uniforms don't have their names, only numbers

I thought communism was gone

>Le Be Offside Girl

i just saw her, she also has a fat ass

t h i c c

i think the others were dunn though

Unfortunately, she's also the most fuckable player on the team.

>that slip pass
>Pugh keeps fucking up

>this finishing

>long messes up again

Good choice, Ellis!

She looks 15 sicko

>2 offside goals
>6 times offside

She's 18 and a freshman at UCLA - go back to Facebook Mr. Pugh.

FINALLY

She looks like a child, what the fuck does her age matter. If you like women who look like children you are a creep.

commies getting BTFO

How long until the women's game gets a moment like this?

is that box able to be closed?

>Russian players

I'm certain my sunday beer league could beat the Russian women's team.

Uh.... Guys...

>looks 15
>a child

>well fuck

Gays not welcome.

so Russia is getting fucked twice by the US right now as we're speaking?

wew

100th anniversary of America's entry into WWI, and another stupid entry into another unneeded war. Fuck.

Alright, who's ready for some chicky-chicky divegrass!

damn QT

Adn now she's in the game - I'm surprised she still plays.

she plays for Olympic Lyon outside of ninja turtles play

>outside of ninja turtles play

Um, I don't understand.

she's on the Women's Ninja Turtles

THIS GAME IS THE OFFICIAL HAPENINGB OWL

WINNER GETS A HEAD START IN WW3

USA USA USA

I thought you were fucking with me - I'd never heard of such a thing.

Pro Mia/Pro Ana is my guess. Seems like they helped her out though

Ignorant argenigger here. Who won the cold war?

Doesn't matter now.

No one yet.

It has literally just started a few hours ago....

>morgan sitting on the goalkeepers head

it's not fair

>you will never be her head

why live

American women and their "relationship" with food is one of the more obnoxious facts of life here - she's an elite athlete (as least for a woman) yet having a conversation about what she's eating is "scary." That said, hella-impressed by her work tonight.

Webm pls.

>women's hockey
>not even once

Megan Oyster - I'm ok with this.

Nice sequence, both the pass and the header.

fuckedhard18.com/pugh

Pinko Pinoe finally coming in - as far as /altart/ waifus go, I still prefer the likes of Natasha Kai.

Coulda been a red card...